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Alexmill has started chat.
Alexmill has named chat 177(6)
Alexmill has added jdotlaw, thefrenchiestfry, and hercmuel to 177(6)
Alexmill: Hi, so I’m Alexander, and I guess we’ll be rooming together. Feel free to call me Alex.
Hercmuel: Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The name’s Hercules.
Jdotlaw: I refuse to believe that you’re named after a Disney character
Jdotlaw: Jonathan, by the way Call me John
Hercmuel: I promise you that my name is 100% Hercules
Alexmill: Dude
Hermuel: What
Alexmill: Nothing
Jdotlaw: wtf man
Alexmill: It’s a coincidence
Jdotlaw: Okay??????
Thefrenchiestfry: I’m Paul
Alexmill: nvm, it’s fine, no need to worry
Hercmuel: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Jdotlaw: @thefrenchiestfry is your name really paul, like just paul
Thefrenchiestfry: I am, how you say, confused
Thefrenchiestfry: but if you really must know
Thefrenchiestfry: my name is too long to remember, so I simply go by paul
Hercmuel: @thefrenchiestfry r u French
Therenchiestfry: @hercmuel why does this matter?
Hercmuel: @thefrenchiestfry reasons
Alexmill: guys
Alexmill: I’m pan
Alexmill: is this going to be a problem
Jdotlaw: that was really random? But unless you’re saying you are an actual frying pan, no it will not be a problem
Hercmuel: nah man
Thefrenchiestfry: non
Jdotlaw: besides I’m hella bi
Hercmuel: I’m hella gay
Thefrenchiestfry: since we’re apparently getting it all out of the way now
Thefrenchiestfry: I use they/them pronouns
Thefrenchiestfry: and I guess I’m technically pan
Alexmill: chill
Alexmill: @thefrenchiestfry so what is the name that is too long to remember
Thefrenchiestfry: Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de Lafayette
Alexmill: PANIC
Thefrenchiestfry: ???
Jdotlaw: ?????????
Hercmuel: ????????????????
Alexmill: ….
Alexmill: and you choose to go by paul
Thefrenchiestfry: oui
Jdotlaw: @alexmill I meant to ask earlier but why is the name of the chat 177(6)
Alexmill: bc our room number is 177
Jdotlaw: but why the (6)
Alexmill: bc AMERICA that’s why
Jdotlaw: omg r u a redneck ur pan how could u be a redneck
Alexmill: NO
Alexmill: NONONONONONONONONO
Alexmill: I AM A FUCKING IMMIGRANT FOR FUCK’S SAKE
Alexmill: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Jdotlaw: you’re an immigrant
Alexmill: yee
Thefrenchiestfry: ^^SAME
Hercmuel: but I thought you were a real french-fry
Thefrenchiestfry: I am
Hercmuel: but that means you’d actually be in france
Thefrenchiestfry: I am
Hercmuel: then how are you an immigrant
Thefrenchiestfry: I WAAAAS an immigrant
Hercmuel: make sense
Alexmill: PANIC
Jdotlaw: stop that @alexmill
Jdotlaw: so frenchy is from france, where are you from @alexmill
Alexmill: currently New York, previously Caribbean. U?
Jdotlaw: that’s cool, south Carolina @hercmuel?
Hercmuel: new York
Alexmill: PANIC
Jdotlaw: why are you doing this @alexmill
Alexmill: reasons
Alexmill: what’s your last name @jdotlaw
Jdotlaw: why
Jdotlaw: Lawrence
Alexmill: P A N I C
Hercmuel: aight so @alexmill is a pan carribean immigrant currently living in new York and is dying
Hercmuel: @jdotlaw is Jonathan Lawrence from south Carolina and is bi af
Hercmuel: @thefrenchiestfry is actually French with a really long name, immigrated to America in a past life, and goes by paul. Also used they/them pronouns
Hercmuel: did I miss anything
Alexmill: Im fine
Jdotlaw: no ur not
Alexmill: @jdotlaw ur right
Alexmill: DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE IT
Thefrenchiestfry: SEE WHAT
Alexmill: @thefrenchiestfry omfg laf how do u not see
Hercmuel: I’m honestly so confused?
Jdotlaw: I don’t get it
Alexmill: everyone share 1 random fact about ur past life
Thefrenchiestfry: OH
Thefrenchiestfry: O M G
Thefrenchiestfry: IMMIGRANTS. WE GET THE JOB DONE.
Alexmill: @thefrenchiestfry hell yeah we do
Jdotlaw: I was an abolitionist
Hercmuel: I was an American spy during the revolution
Thefrenchiestfry: 1. I already said
Thefrenchiestfry: 2. How do u not see @jdotlaw @hercmuel
Jdotlaw: @alexmill u never shared ur fact
Alexmill: @jdotlaw I shouldn’t have to u piece of shit
Jdotlaw: what have I ever done to u @alexmill
Alexmill: @jdotlaw u died u fuckign asshole
Hercmuel: J E S U S C H R I S T
Hercmuel: I GET IT NOW
Alexmill: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @Hercmuel
Thefrenchiestfry: They’re not ready for us @hercmuel
Jdotlaw: I still don’t understand
Jdotlaw: I feel like I’m missing out on an inside joke
Alexmill: @jdotlaw that’s cuz u r
Thefrenchiestfry: john how do u not see @jdotlaw
Hercmuel: I’m freaking out and I get y u might be in denial but once u get over that u gonna be happy af @jdotlaw
Jdotlaw: @alexmill give me ur fact about your past life
Alexmill: I was hella bi @jdotlaw
Hercmuel: I FUCKIGN KNEW IT
Thefrenchiestfry: @Hercmuel did u seriously never kno I walked in on them so many times
Jdotlaw: @alexmill that doesn’t help at all
Hercmuel: do u remember anything or r u just that deep in denial
Jdotlaw: this def has something to do with our past lives
Alexmill: DO YOU NOT REMEMBER
Jdotlaw: WHY DOES THIS MATTER SO MUCH
Jdotlaw: I ONLY GET BITS AND PIECES
Jdotlaw: I KNOW I FOUGHT AGAINST SLAVERY
Jdotlaw: I DID SOMETHING IN THE REVOLUTION BUT IT’S REALLY HAZY
Alexmill: I cannot be that forgettable
Thefrenchiestfry: @alexmill forgettable is the last thing u r mon ami
Alexmill: 1 7 7 (6)
Jdotlaw: AMERICA
Jdotlaw: YES WE GET IT YOU’RE A PATRIOT
Hercmuel: SO WERE YOU
Jdotlaw: @hercmuel u were a fucking spy
Hercmuel: hell yeah I was, under general Washington himself
Thefrenchiestfry: #daddy
Alexmill: S T O P
Jdotlaw: you guys knew Washington?
Hercmuel: not really? I knew his aides-de-camp
Thefrenchiestfry: @Alexmill remember when
Thefrenchiestfry: u were really tired
Alexmill: I don’t know where ur going with this because that was and is every single day of my life but I Don’t like it
Thefrenchiestfry: and Washington was trying to get you to stop working
Hercmuel: alex stop working that’s real funny man
Thefrenchiestfry: and he said something like “son, you’ve done enough work for today”
Alexmill: S S T T O O P P
Thefrenchiestfry: and u were all like “don’t call me son”
Thefrenchiestfry: and he was all “son you need to stop working”
Alexmill: no no no no no
Thefrenchiestfry: and u of course didn’t listen and when he kept bothering you u said
Thefrenchiestfry: what was it again
Thefrenchiestfry: oh yes
Alexmill: I AM BLOCKING YOU
Hercmuel: no I wanna know what alex said
Jdotlaw: I have so many questions but now I wanna know
Thefrenchiestfry: “your excellency, while I do respect you immensely and hold you in great esteem, I feel like I should not have to remind you that you are not my father”
Thefrenchiestfry: or something like that it’s always so hard to remember alex’s words
Hercmuel: TELL ME ABOUT IT
Hercmuel: OR HIS FUCKING LETTERS THEY WERE ALWAYS SO LONG AND DRAWN OUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Jdotlaw: @alexmill did you really throw a fit and tell George Washington that he wasn’t ur dad
Thefrenchiestfry: @jdotlaw I think it happened more than once
Alexmill: this is abuse
Hercmuel: ALRIGHT BACK TO ALEX’S LETTERS BECAUSE I LEARNED THE PERFECT WORD TO DESCRIBE ANYTHING ALEX SAYS WHEN HE GETS IN ONE OF HIS MOODS
Thefrenchiestfry: do u mean all the fucking time
Thefrenchiestfry: WAIT I BELIEVE I KNOW THIS WORD
Alexmill: SAME. @Hercmuel don’t say it it’ll give everything away we have to make him work for it
Hercmuel: but I have to
Jdotlaw: what could possibly be so special about a word
Alexmill: @jdotlaw it’s what started the memories
Jdotlaw: how does a fucking word spark memories. I have seen so many revolutionary era films and showsand read so many biographies and such and mine are still not clear
Thefrenchiestfry: wait @alexmill r u telling me that someone complained about ur writing enough that you remembered fifty years of memories
Alexmill: @thefrenchiestfry IT WAS A COMPLIMENT NOT A COMPLAINT
Alexmill: AND YES. BECAUSE MY HISTORY TEACHER USED IT TO DESCRIBE AN ESSAY AND I WANTED TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK HAD A WORD NAMED FOR THEM
Hercmuel: @alexmill what was the essay
Alexmill: it was a free-response question on jefferson’s vision of an agrarian economy
Thefrenchiestfry: omg
Hercmuel: of fucking course it was
Jdotlaw: I don’t get it
Thefrenchiestfry: how long was it
Alexmill: I ran out of room so I never finished it @thefrenchiestfry
Jdotlaw: someone pls explain
Jdotlaw: I’ll request a room change
Alexmill: @Jdotlaw NONONONONO
Thefrenchiestfry: DO NOT DO THAT @jdotlaw
Hercmuel: @Jdotlaw you’d regret that decision so hard
Jdotlaw: THEN EXPLAIN
Alexmill: MY HISTORY TEACHER DESCRIBED MY ESSAY AS HAMILTONIAN
Jdotlaw: wtf what does that even mean
Thefrenchiestfry: wait for it
Jdotlaw: A L E X A N D E R
Jdotlaw: H E R C U L E S
Jdotlaw: L A F A Y E T T E
Jdotlaw: MY ALEXANDER
Alexmil: MY LAURENS
Alexmill: it took u long enough goddamn