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Published:
2025-10-01
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2026-04-02
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21/?
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Desert Princess

Summary:

The lives of Olpel Dragmire, daughter of the Gerudo king Ganondorf.

Stories, timelines, facts, poems, drabbles, incorrect quotes, and most of all, very bad writing. Except in chapter 8 where I absolutely COOKED.

Not canon compliant by any means.

English is my first language actually, but I suck at it.

Will get updated as I feel like it.

Notes:

I got bored so here's some shenanigans of Ganondorf and his wife going through the trials and tribulations of parenthood with a very hyperactive daughter

Or at least that's what it started as, lol

Chapter 1: Name?

Notes:

Don’t ask me to reach out for art and don’t offer to make something for me. I’m not falling for that shit. I’m an artist, I can do it myself.

If you want to make art, go ahead. But don’t ask me to pay for it.

Chapter Text

Ganondorf smiled at his newborn daughter as he cradled her in his arm. She was a bit smaller than his hand. “You are quite small, vehvi. But I am more than sure that you will grow to be a strong warrior.”

Beside him, his wife breathed a sigh of relief. “I wouldn’t call her small. You’re just huge,” she chuckled tiredly.

“To you, perhaps, my love. You have done a great feat. I commend and thank you dearly.” He gently wiped the sweat from her brow, then placed a gentle kiss to her forehead.

“What do you intend on naming her?”

Ganondorf cocked a brow. “Do you not have a name?”

“I thought the king would name his princess.”

“You did all the labor of bearing a child, you ought to be the one to give her a name.”

“I didn’t think of one.”

“Oh.”