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1. Put The Probe Down! by NoBeesKnees

   Fandoms: Gotham (TV), Utopia (TV 2020), American Gods (TV), American Gods - Neil Gaiman  

   • Explicit
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Other, F/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Oswald Cobblepot/Edward Nygma
   • Thomas Christie (Utopia)/Mad Sweeney (American Gods)
   • Oswald Cobblepot
   • Edward Nygma
   • Thomas Christie (Utopia)
   • Mad Sweeney (American Gods)
   • Original Characters
   • Alien Abduction
   • Alien Biology
   • Alien Sex
   • Alien/Human Relationships
   • Alien Technology
   • Alien Gender/Sexuality
   • Science Fiction
   • Mating
   • Royalty
   • Outer Space
   • IN SPACE!
   • Crack Crossover
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack Relationships
   • Smut
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Attempted Rape/Non-Con
   • Rape/Non-con Elements
   • First Kiss
   • Non-Consensual Voyeurism
   • Vibrators
   • Restraints
   • Prostate Milking
   • Hand Jobs

   Summary

   After a alien spaceship crashes on earth, a team of scientists rush to contain the event and make first contact. Yet after a week of no answers, the aliens leave, taking three scientists with them. It quickly becomes apparent that the aliens' intentions are far from innocent. Jo Garrett and Thomas Christie desperately try to survive, while resident pervert Edward Christie fanboys over pretty alien scientist Oswald Cobblepot.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,122

   Chapters:

   4/4

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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