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[two hours after the ending of "You Are NOT Correct, Ma'am!"...]
Iruka: (exits bathroom in a bathrobe, towel-drying his hair) "...what a damn day." (beat) "...hello Sasori-san, Deidara-san, Tobi-san."
Sasori: (nod) "Hello Iruka-sensei."
Deidara: (two-fingered salute) "Yo."
"Tobi"/Obito: (almost drops random knick-knack that he was investigating; waves) "Hi!"
Iruka: (lowers towel from his head) "...are you three here to kidnap me? Again?"
Sasori: "We are." (nods) "Please do not resist."
Deidara: "Yeah, please don't." (arms crossed) "We don't wanna hurt you."
"Tobi"/Obito: (gleefully hugs Iruka) "You're a favorite!"
Iruka: (resigned-to-this-life sigh) "Do you guys mind waiting in the living room so that I can get dressed at least?"
Sasori, Deidara, "Tobi"/Obito: (nod and exit "stage left"--"Tobi"/Obito being dragged out by his cloak collar courtesy of Sasori and Deidara)
Iruka: (through door) "Sasori-san, could you please make certain that the manila folder on the table is placed with the note that you're going to leave?"
Sasori: (grabs folder) "Of course, Iruka-sensei."
Deidara: (heads towards the kitchen) "Eh...what's in the folder?"
Iruka: (through door) "Weekly lesson plans for my students."
[SpongeBob Announcer Voice: a little while later...]
Iruka: (exits bedroom, fully dressed; notices banner stretching across his living room reading "We're borrowing this! Bye!" with a chibi Tobi doodle in the corner, and one of his kitchen chairs positioned under the banner with his lesson plan folder in the seat; I-need-to-get-paid-for-this sigh) "Okay. I'm ready as I'll ever be."
"Tobi"/Obito: (excited Tobi noises; runs over and hugs Iruka before putting Iruka under genjutsu)
Sasori: (catches Iruka once he's out cold)
Deidara: (halfway out the window with a sack full of Iruka-made food 'borrowed' from said-shinobi's kitchen) "Let's go."
"Tobi"/Obito: (dives headfirst out the window)
Deidara: (annoyed Deidara noises) "...idiot." (leaps from window with far less flail)
Sasori: (expression of a person deeply regretting his abnormally high tolerance level for his teammates' idiocy; leaps out the window, carrying Iruka princess-style)