DAS' Naruto Derp
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Tobi: "Ooh...you have met with a terrible fate." (backing away) "...You shouldn't have done that."
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Somebody's gonna get slapped into next week.Series
- Part 1 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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Fugaku: "I've got a plan."
Shikaku: "A good plan?"
Fugaku: "A very good plan."
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Somebody's gonna get gloriously punched.Series
- Part 2 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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A: "I want you to surrender!!"
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Nobody signed up for this.Series
- Part 3 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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Kushina: "Wanna explain the rumor going around about this "Housewife Summoning Jutsu" of yours?"
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The Red-Hot Habanero wants in on the fun.Series
- Part 4 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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Minato: "Betrayed...by my own wife..."
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Kushina loves a good joke.Series
- Part 5 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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Sasuke: "As team leader for Team 7, I have to tell you to NOT do this, idiot."
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You think Iruka'd blow an artery over this?
(Yes. Yes he totally would.)Series
- Part 6 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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Madara: (Vietnam War-style flashbacks...) "...I'm surrounded by idiots."
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Madara is over 9000% done with this BS.Series
- Part 7 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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Fugaku (narrating): "Yes, this is me. Your eyes are not deceiving you...and I assure you that there is a perfectly valid reason to explain why I'm currently walking alongside of the river, on what would otherwise be a pleasant afternoon stroll, while eating sandwiches with one Namikaze Minato, aka the "Yellow Flash" aka "Housewife Supreme". And that reason can be summed up in one phrase..."
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Minato regrets Kushina's choices in friends.Series
- Part 8 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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Iruka: "Uh...is...is this normal?"
Kisame: "You get used to it "
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Madara decides that the Akatsuki need to learn an important facet of adulting.
[Guess who all's flipping tables]Series
- Part 9 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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Iruka: "Everyone...I have had a very strange week."
Naruto: "Initiate "strange week protocol"!"
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There wasn't any lasting trauma...right?Series
- Part 10 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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"...This Is Gonna Be A Thing, Isn't It?" by DemonAngelSakina
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
26 Sep 2024
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Madara: "...What are you doing here?"
Iruka: "Your kids kidnapped me."
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Set a bad example there, MadsSeries
- Part 11 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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Boyfriend - noun; best boy who you date; potential romantic lifetime-commitment partner-in-training
Boifriend - noun; best boi who's your best friend; platonic lifetime-commitment partner
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Five differences between a "boyfriend" and a "boifriend"Series
- Part 12 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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Tsunade: "Iruka-sensei...can you explain to me, in detail please, why exactly you're being kidnapped, with alarming frequency, from Konoha?"
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Konoha is a village of conclusion jumpersSeries
- Part 13 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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Iruka: "...are you three here to kidnap me? Again?"
Sasori: "We are. Please do not resist."
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I can't seem to give my favorite a breakSeries
- Part 14 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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Iruka: "I need to talk to you, Madara-san."
Madara: "Do I want to know what the idiots did while I had you babysitting them for three days?"
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What tests Iruka more, this Akatsuki or his friends?Series
- Part 15 of DAS' Naruto Derp
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It's always something when it's time to grab the nanny
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- Part 16 of DAS' Naruto Derp