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Kushina: (runs up after decimating several enemy shinobi) "Hey guys! Still alive?!"
Fugaku: (takes out several enemies of his own) "Stayin' alive."
Inoichi: (takes out his own enemies; gives Fugaku a thumbs down) "Boo!"
Shikaku: (eye roll) "Terrible pun, Uchiha!"
Chouza: (shrugs; quietly) "I don't know, I mean, I thought it was kind of funny."
Fugaku: "Fuck you, Yamanaka! Fuck you, Nara!" (looks at Chouza) "You're fine, Akimichi."
Kushina: (grins) "Situation's looking kinda bad, eh boys?" (rubs hands together) "Shall I release our "Super Secret Weapon of Mass Destruction"?"
Inoichi, Shikaku, Chouza: (all share a confused look)
Fugaku: (smirks) "Oh...hell yes. Make me proud, Red!"
[Kushina braces herself, cupping her hands around her mouth...takes a deep breath and...]
Kushina: "RELEASE THE HOUSEWIFE!!!!"
=Ten Minutes Later=
[Inoichi, Shikaku, Chouza losing their collective shit in laughter: i.e. Chouza in tears, Inoichi laughing without making noise, and Shikaku wheezing]
Kushina: (fist pump in the air) "WHOO!!! Best jutsu EVER!!"
Fugaku: (mimes wiping his eye; grins) "I am so proud."
Minato: (distraught and sulking in a crouch against a tree) "Betrayed...by my own wife..."
Mikoto: (fighting a grin while petting Minato on the head like he's a puppy) "There, there."