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Canada and Mexico have sex idk

Summary:

Okay so boom mexico cheats on america with his brother and yeah that’s honestly it

Notes:

This is a joke ⚠️
i just made this cuz im lowkey bored and have nothing else to do and i really love canmex/mexcan soooooooo yeah.. hehhehe… i making a serious one later tho, we need more canmex appreciation

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Canada blushes “m-mexico.. w-we can’t.. y-your dating my brother-“. Mexico shut the canadian up with a rough kiss. after a moment he broke the kiss and smirked

“tch.. do i look like i care boi.. plus you don’t even like your brother.” his voice low and like idk an alpha.

 

Canada bites his bottom lip ‘oh my god he’s so hot’ he thought in his head. He turned away shyly.
“that doesn’t mean we should..” he said quietly and shy like the twink he is.

Mexicos brows furrowed. “wey stop being so difficult bruh. amerika deosnt care about you but himself soo why should we care about his feeling, ah?” He said a little louder and more demanding. it wasn’t really helping that they were in a small closet.

canada whimpers and thinks about it. then he wrapped his twink arms around mexicos alpha neck. “your right..”.

Mexico smirks. “heh.. good boy..” he squeezes both of canadas ass cheeks.

“ngh-maple!” Canada closes his eyes and moans when his butt got squeez.

“you like that don’t you..” Mexico squeezes it again but extra hard.

Canada arches slightly and moans agian “nghhhhaaaahhh..” his eyes start to tear up from his dih getting hard.

Mexico chuckles again and the kisses canada roughly. Canada kisses back, his arms tighten around mexico’s neck and he pulls himself closer. their tongues start to rub and tangle against eachother as they fight to get inside eachothers mouths.
Canada moans more and drool starts to fall from his lip, rolling down his chin. Mexico groans and pushes canada more against the wall, scooping him up, holding his legs so that he’s like uh idk how to explain it so i hope you understand. canada moans againnnn… he moans a lot guys trust… but like softly and like you know what im talm bout. anyway. Canada wraps his legs around Mexico’s waist and holds himself up, as mexico’s hands start to move under his shirt. they break the kiss with a wet pop sound, just to catch their breaths.

“nmmmmmhgghhh mex.. fuck me eh?..~”

Mexico grins. “hell yeah I am boi! i’m gonna fuck you so hard that that you will still feel my dih inside you like phantom or something idk”

Canada gets down and Mexico backs up slightly and they start to get naked, cuz idk how they could get naked in the previous position. okay anyway after they naked they go back to the position against the wall, canada holds onto Mexico tightly as he’s slowly guided down to mexico’s dih.

Mexico stops “hold on hold on hold on can we switch the language? jk uh you need to lube up boi!!!! lick your fingers and stick it up your butt now!”

mexico put canada down and canada nods, turning around bending over, his ass facing mexico, then he sucks on 2 of his fingers, and gets them drenched in saliva, the other hand moving his asscheek to the side and then he brings his fingers to his pink ass hole, he pushes and it opens his asshole a little and then he slowly inserted his 2 skinny ass fingers, he moans and his legs tense up

“m-maple leafmmngggghh!”

Mexico watches and lowkey starts drooling, he want that cookie so bad… 🤤🤤 Canada pumps his fingers in and out slowly, stoping accasionally to do a scissor motion to stretch his ass hole. he brings his other hand to stroke his dih, matching the pacing of his fingers.

Mexico grabs his own dih and starts stroking it. “your so hot canada..”

canada starts going faster, his legs start to shake and he busts in his hand, he takes out the fingers form his ass and smudges his come on his ass hole for lube, Mexico steps closer, stroking faster as he lines his dih to canadas ass hole and comes all over the canadians ass. he lets go of his dih and smacks the pale ass cheek, and watches as it quickly turns pink

“a-ahhhhhnnn!” Canada bites his lip mid moan to suppress it.

“fuck me already!” Canada moves back slightly, mexicos dih slides between the ass cheeks,

“okay okay i’m going bruh chil.”

mexico turns canada around, lifts him up and pins him to he wall. canada wraps his legs around mexico holding onto him tightly as he’s lowered onto mexicos dih.

Mexico has his hands on canadas ass cheeks spreading them open as he lowers him. he groaned as he slowly inserted inside canada.

”ahh!” canada moans

once he was fully in mexico just keeps him there for a moment as canadas bootyhole gets accustomed to his dih.

“ready?” Mexico asks, kissing canadas shoulder.

yhe canadian lets out a shaky whimper and nods

mexico lifts canada slowly stoping at his top before dropping him back down.

”m-maple!!” canada moans

Mexico continues and Canada lifts himself up as well to go faster.

mecico groaned “estas tan bueno.. fuck..”

he thrusts upward in time with canadas bouncing.

”m-mexico! i-im gonna!.. ahhnnn!” canada cries out

”let it out bruh..” mexico groans

Canada lets out another loud moan before coming all over mexicos stomach. mexico keeps going and a few moments later he nuhs inside canada.

canada rides it out and then they just chill in that position. breathing heavily. he slowly lifts off canada and placed him on his feet. Canada wobbles a bit and smiles at mexico. then they started to make out because canada is so freaking beautiful. mexico leaves hickies on canadas neck and collar bone and canada leaves 2 hickies on mexico’s neck and under his jaw. they whisper sweet things to eachother as they kissed.

after that mexico grabs a rag and wipes himself and canada down, getting the liquids off them. then they put their clothes on and yeah the end ig