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Matthew Kirkland-Bonnefoy Williams loves maple syrup. Whether in candy form, complimented with pancakes, as butter, candy floss or cotton candy, jelly, taffy, sugar, or a wafty scented candle, Matthew loves Maple.
So after another world meeting it only makes sense that he starts lactating the sweet liquid, right? And it only makes sense that a certain Russian asks to help him with his new found niche? Right?(Right!)
(This work is a crossover with “Lascivious Strawberry Milk” or “Milk My Strawberries”. It’s a webcomic… read it if you want?)
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Alcoholic single father Arthur Kirkland gets into yet ANOTHER car accident and is given one last chance to get his life back together. With the arrival of an annoying house guest assigned to help this process along, it becomes clear that the family is even more broken that Arthur had first realized. Will Arthur be able to turn things around or will his inner demons win once again?
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12 Jul 2026
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A partnership in this day and age? And between Austria and Switzerland. Both nations were taken aback by the sudden news, and from Switzerland's boss of all people. Austria is rather compliant, while Switzerland definitely opposes. Needless to say, neither are thrilled.
Arranged marriage AU, rating may change eventually, no proofreading or spellcheck - I'm writing this on the notes app 🙂↕️
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07 Jul 2026
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So France, America and England are set on finding out whos Canada's date to prom after he mentions it during dinner!
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4 times America almost finds out Canadas date and 1 time he manages to uncover the mystery
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25 Jun 2026
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A painter and committed coward disguises himself as a woman to avoid the draft, falls into the orbit of a sincere captain who courts him without knowing the truth, and saves China entirely by accident.
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Fa Ping is not a soldier. He is a coward in borrowed robes. China gets saved anyway.
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24 Jun 2026
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Arthur never thought that helping two starving children would amount to much, certainly not in the form of fairy godparents. Fate loves to prove him wrong, however, and in a moment of pure desperation, he finds himself in the company of two magical beings determined to turn his miserable life around.
Their grand plan is simple: attend the Prince’s ball and find true love. Arthur goes, of course. Anything to win back his freedom (and spite his demeaning older brother). But fall in love? With a spoiled French twat, no less, whose insufferable charm and infuriatingly good looks seem to work on everyone else?
Bloody hell, no.
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A Cinderella retelling starring Hetalia’s England, the not-so-evil UK brothers, Prince Charming France, and Italy and Germany, our favorite Godparent Power Couple™.
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- Part 6 of Fairy-talia (on crack)
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24 Jun 2026