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1. Galumphed by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   22 Aug 2026

   Tags

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   • Drift | Deadlock & Ratchet
   • Drift | Deadlock & Hot Rod
   • Hot Rod & Ratchet (Transformers)
   • Drift | Deadlock/Ratchet
   • Drift | Deadlock
   • Hot Rod (Transformers)
   • Ratchet (Transformers)
   • Constructicons (Transformers)
   • Apocalyptic Ponyo AU
   • Alternate Universe - Merpeople
   • Merpeople Transformers
   • Apocalypse
   • Selkies
   • selkie drift
   • Transformation
   • Or More Like
   • transformation aftermath
   • Language Barrier
   • Abandonment Issues
   • apocalypse DIY
   • speculative merpeople culture

   Summary

   They did say that what you learn in med school can never measure up to the weirdness you find out in the field. Somehow, Hot Rod had not expected the difference to be this extreme. 

   Or: Two sea-lions teach their clueless former human friend how to walk (again)

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