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Any proper suitor should know the three requirements of securing a dream partner for themselves. Those were, of course, to capture their attention with a beautiful bouquet, brighten up their day with a compliment and save their life from a supervillain who holds them hostage on their only damn day off work.
Waterboy somehow manages to screw up only two of those three exact steps.