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11/19/2023
12:11
dio (fucking cunt)
ody: she looked at me
i think
i mean im 20 percent sure shse did
dio: have i ever told u i hatge u
ody: multiple times
moving on
SHE LOOKED AT ME
dio: yeah yeah u say this evrday ody.
ody: fuck u
u neer believe in me
18:05
ody: i am sooo punk
dio: ody shut up ur favorite song is christopher street by kevin altwater
ody: can u watch ur fucking words.
11/20/2023
07:47
dio: stg if Agamemnon schedules another practice for 7 fucking am im crashing out
ody: fucking loser
dio: fuck u bru
11/21/2023
17:32
ody: bro why was u ignoring me today
u made me seem like a fan lol
read
18:04
ody: dio?
message not sent
08/06/2025
05:10
circe😒
ody: circe im gonna kms im not ready for school
circe: well u cant drop out
js stay near me
we both dont have friends we'll be like uh who r those two from mean girls
ody: janis and damien
circe: them. but hotter
ody: fuck ok ive got this
08:54
ody: i dont got this
bru where the fuck did u go
circe: bathroom why
ody: theyre making the debate team make a speech
fuck they called on me speicifically
CIRCE GET BACK HERE
circe: LMAOO U FUCKING LOSER OH MYGODD
dude im so recording this
ody: bro im typing this behind my back but i see u doing that rodrick thing. STOP IT PUT THE PHEONE AYWA
circe: i should not be laughing this hard
ody: stop it ur making other people laugh this is mortifying
oh my gds did u hear ag*m*mn*n just call me a fag
people are laughing
CIRCE WAS THAT U
circe: yeah i spat on him
ody: ur amazng ugh u looked hot doing it
circe: thanks
ody: if i wasnt hopelessly in love with penelope i would hit
circe: dude shut the fuck up
09:10
ody: finally off that damn STAGGEEE
i was genuinely ab to piss myself bro
circe: do u think rui would let me hit?
ody: pretty sure hes gay
but if he isnt yea
circe: aw u warm my heart
ody: ew
circe: k fuck u
oh my god the football team moved behind our seats
ody: ur joking right?
bro i cant turn back now
im down the aisle
circe: oh i see u
hurry up
9:15
circe: let's play 8ball!
https://8ball/
ody: circe please im about to laugh
circe: let's play 8ball!
https://8ball/
ody: CIRCE THEY FUCKING LOOKEDAT US IM GONNA CRY
circe: STOP SHUT UR MOUTH OH MYHFO WHY ARE U GIGGLING SO LOUDLY
ody: im crying why is it so silent
circe: ody ODY HE
ody: thats the first time hes spoken to me in two years bro what the fuck
circe: im actually baffled at his audacity
im about to spit on him
"could u keep it down" who r u ?
ody: dont ill laugh harder bro
9:20
circe: ew did the cheerleaders join the football team behind us
ody: fuck bro
circe if the cheerleaders r there that means helen and clytemnestra which means penelope but that also means oenone who fucking hates me
circe: ew are they talking to us
ody: ugh the slags
circe: stop making me laugh theyre gonna think im laughing at them
ody: thats exactly what we're doing tho
circe: they dont need to know that
9:21
ody: they are 100% reading over our shoulders
should we flirt?
circe: fuck yeah
9:24
ody: they sp fell for it im laughing
circe: ody we have GOTTT to gooo i hvae to poo
ody: not very ladylike
circe: dude shut up
ody: teres still an hour before they open the doors
circe: ody im gonna shit myself
ody: im actually crying why do they keep laughin
CIRCE PLEASE STOP LAUGHING
circe: bro ur actually flinching at the sounds of their laughter
oh who js walked on stage
ody: idfk their name
they kinda ugly
circe: they look like u but downgraded
ody: bro what the fuck
what the fcuk is ths speech
circe: i cant stop laughing why is thisso funny
ody: circe please why are we the only ones laughing
PLEASE WE'RE DRAWING ATTENTION STOP STOO
circe: STIP FUCKING HITTING ME BRO
ody: stop making me laugh u know im a laugh abuser
circe: the person on stage sounds like oenone when shes trying to lead a cheer
STOP CACKLING BRO
ody: please pleassee im hollering
9:32
ody: r they talking to us again
circe: no theyre talking to u
ody: they did not js dare to ask me to watch them practice
im not going w/out u
circe: fuck theyre staring at me now
why would u ask if i could come
i dotn wanna go
ody: well we cant very well deny now can we
circe: fuck u bro
fine ill come
9:35
circe: one day i am gonna FUCK the shit out of ajax
ody: which one
circe: ajax G
ody: hell yeah
circe: did u seriously js dap me up
theyre prob wondering wtf we're on
ody: speaking of being on something
wheres the xanax
did u js pull that out ur tit
wtv bro
circe: do u think we were discreet
ody: obvuously fucking not bro u have like 20 things in ur bra and u made a racket finding the xan
circe: shut up u still swallowed it
ody: i know what u swallow on a daily
circe: fuck u jump off a fucking cliff
ody: omg we should go cliff diving
circe: when
ody: like idk in a week
circe: maybe if we remember
ody: yeah we probably wont
fuck i really wanna go cliff diving
circe: do u think ajax L and ajax G will have athreesome with me
ody: circe shut the fuck up.