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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Aeneas: paris

    Paris: …yes?

    Aeneas: you shouldn’t accept defeat like this

    Aeneas: you need to back out there… AND WIN YOUR MAN BACK RIGHT

    Helen: YEAH!!!!!!

    Hector: there’s literally no winning him ‘back’ if he never had him from the start…

    Helen: I KNOW SOME FRIENDS WHO CAN HELP

    Cassandra: i have a bad feeling about this...

     

    or, Paris has a plan to woo Menelaus. The only problem is, their respective campus buildings are bitter rivals, and Menelaus doesn't even like him at all... (yet)

    featuring MORE odydio shenanigans and plots, achilles being down bad for patroclus, and cassandra/helen lesbian chaos

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    22 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    A collection of letters from between Telemachus and Peisistratus, and Penelope and an unknown man from abroad.

    Or, Diomedes wants to find Odysseus just as badly as everyone else.

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    20 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    loner odysseus + popular penelope :))

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    14 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    This continues where "Queen, General, Pacifist" left off.

    Alpha Polites and Omega Odysseus are finally going home after 17 years at sea. Odysseus' long vigil over the windbag took its tole, placing him into heat just before they return home. But when his heat suddenly retreats, leaving only a sense of foreboding, Polites looks to see what awaits them, and it's nothing good. There's 108 suitors- 108 Alphas- vying for the Queen's hand and throne, attempting to take their son's life, and threatening to harm his mate. But the suitors will soon learn the mistake they have made.

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    07 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    Moving to his friend very rich neighborhood wasn't on his plans in this life after losing his wife, leaving him in debt and with their child to take care of all alone, but beggars can't choose.
    What he wasn't expecting was that her uncle would become a fixed nuisance on his life.

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    05 Mar 2026