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piggy created the group ‘fuckboys mcgees’
piggy added delly, snuckel, brian, mom and mini to the group
piggy is typing…
piggy: sup fuckers
delly is typing...
snuckel is typing…
delly: why fuckboys mcgees
piggy is typing…
piggy: why the fuck not
piggy is typing…
piggy: MARCEL
mom is typing…
mom: SUP
mini is typing…
mini: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR NAME MOM
delly is typing…
delly: but what am i doing here
mom is typing…
mom: WHY IS UR FUCKIN NAME MINI
mini is typing...
mini: SHUT UP ‘MOM’ ILL DO WHAT I WANT
mom is typing…
mom: WHY ARE WE YELLING
piggy is typing…
piggy: why has brock been typing for so long im fuckign scared
mom is typing…
mom: maybe he’s a little ‘busy’ atm with brian :^)
piggy is typing…
piggy: dude what the fuck is that
mini is typing…
mom is typing…
mini: MARCEL DONT
mom: :^)
mini is typing…
mom is typing…
piggy is typing…
mini: STOP IT
piggy: FUCK
mom: : ^ )
delly has left the chat
piggy added delly to the chat
piggy is typing…
piggy: ok wow fuckin rude
delly is typing…
delly: please let me leave
piggy is typing…
piggy: so jon what’s this i hear about u and evan huh
delly is typing…
mom is typing…
mini is typing…
snuckel is typing…
mom: HAHA
mini: evan :^)
piggy is typing…
piggy: stop THAT FUCKING FACE IS CREEPY
delly: stop.
piggy added evan to the chat
delly has left the chat
piggy is typing…
mom is typing…
mini is typing…
mom: WHY DID HE LEAVE OMG
piggy: :^)
mini: SINNERS
evan is typing…
evan: what
piggy is typing…
piggy: evan let's be honest you know whats gonna happen
evan is typing…
evan: tyler i swear to god
piggy has added delly to the chat
mom is typing…
mom: GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE MMMMHMMMM YESS
evan is typing…
piggy is typing…
mini is typing…
delly is typing…
piggy: stop
mini: stop
mom is typing…
evan: what the fuck
delly: stop adding me to this tyler
mom: :^) what is wrong jonathan
piggy is typing…
piggy: yes delirious please tell us what seems to be the problem my child
evan is typing…
evan: what is happening
delly is typing…
delly: FUCK OFF
delly is typing…
evan is typing…
evan: excuse me
delly: omg i didn’t mean you
mom is typing…
evan is typing…
piggy is typing…
mom: im FUCKING CRYIGN
piggy: aw baes
evan: lol it’s ok
mini is typing…
piggy is typing…
piggy: ‘lol’ evan why
mini: l o l
evan is typing…
evan: stop
delly is typing…
delly: if i leave will you just end up adding me again
piggy is typing…
piggy: yes.
evan is typing…
evan: why is the group called fuckboys mcgees excuse me
mom is typing…
mom: bc ur a fuckboy
evan is typing…
piggy is typing…
mini is typing…
piggy: OHHHHHH SHIT
mini: SAVAGE
evan: rude
mom is typing…
mom: i’m waiting for delirious to defend u
delly has left the chat
piggy is typing…
piggy: UGH
piggy added delly to the chat
snuckel: oops
mom is typing…
piggy is typing…
mom: WHY WERE YOU FUCKING TYPING FOR SO LONG
piggy: BROCK WHY
snuckel is typing…
snuckel: I was going post the entire script to shrek but my copy and paste isn't working
delly is typing…
delly: oh my fucking god.
mom is typing…
mom: brock why the fuck would you
piggy is typing…
mini is typing…
mini: lol
piggy: SEND IT ON TWITTER
mom is typing…
mom: twitter :^)
piggy is typing…
piggy: marcel don't fucking start I SWEAR
mom is typing…
mini is typing…
piggy is typing…
mom: i seen ur tweets about craig
mini: same
piggy: stoP
delly is typing…
evan is typing…
delly: same
evan: same
piggy has left the chat
mom added piggy to the chat
piggy is typing…
piggy: I DELETED THEM STOP
mom sent a photo to the group
mom is typing…
piggy is typing…
mom: screenshots last forever tho
piggy: FUCK YOU OMG
delly is typing…
evan is typing…
mini is typing…
evan: SAVAGE
mini: HAHA SEND THAT TO ME
delly: SAME
piggy is typing…
piggy: YALL ARE SOME SHADY ASSHOLES
mom is typing…
mom: go cry 2 craig about it
piggy is typing…
evan is typing…
mini is typing…
mini: MARCEL UR SUCH A BITCH TODAY I LOVE IT
evan: rekt
piggy: i swear tomorrow in gym class i'm gonna beat your ass
mom is typing…
mom: or craigs :^)
piggy is typing…
piggy: fight me literally fight me
mom is typing…
delly is typing…
mom: square up bitch
delly: this chat is a fucking trainwreck.
piggy is typing…
evan is typing…
piggy: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DELIRIOUS AND EVAN WHAT HAPPENED
evan: :^)
evan is typing…
piggy is typing…
mom is typing…
mini is typing…
evan: BAD TIMING OH GOD
piggy: EVAN
mom: EVAN WTF
mini: THIS IS GREAT HAHA
delly is typing…
delly: oh.
evan has left the chat