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"Whatever happened to Liir's father?"

Summary:

People who don't know who Fiyero is think Elphaba made him; so they have questions about their son

Notes:

I had this random idea a while back, and I decided to make it like an actual story; I dunno, it's funny to me

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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It was hard to believe that Elphaba now had weekly meetings for tea and gossip with friends. Not even at Shiz she had had the feeling of community she found in Ev, she liked it

The witch took a sip of her tea and noticed the way the girls were looking at her 

“What is it?” she asked curiously 

“Oh, it’s nothing really Elphaba,” Faxela said, “we were just wondering... well, whatever happened to Liir's father?”

Elphaba wasn’t sure how to answer that. Nothing had happened to Fiyero, not recently anyway, not since she had enchanted the stove so he couldn’t use it anymore (they were NOT having any more close calls)

Noting her confusion Thea said

“What she means is, who is Liir’s father?”

“Fiyero” Elphaba answered, confused. They’d met him

“I mean his real father” the Fox clarified

“Fiyero is Liir’s real father”

“Of course he is” Pfeebee intervened “But who is Liir’s birth father, the one who sired him?”

“Fiyero. Liir was conceived when he was still human”

The other women looked at the witch in shocked silence

“What?” Elphaba asked a bit annoyed 

“Fiyero... used to be human?” Pfeebee asked cautiously

“Yes, but he... was transformed into a scarecrow” (Elphaba was not remembering the circumstances that led to that, she was not)

“Oh, I thought you made him” Monifa said

“Yeah, me too” Lashee added

“And me” Pfeebee nodded in agreement and so did the others

Elphaba was stunned

“You think I can create life?”

“Yes” Faxela answered

The witch only stared, she often forgot how little most people really understood about magic

“Well, I thought Liir was conceived by magic” Nala said sipping her tea

Notes:

Pfeebee is pronounced like "Phoebe".
For Elphaba's other friends, Nala is an Animal, probably a Lemur and she wears a cute head-thing, Thea is a Fox, obviously, the others a human, probably.
Pfeebee and Thea are refugees from Oz, Faxela, Monifa and Nala are Evian and Lashee probably too, but I haven't decided. Also I feel there's at least another friend that doesn't speak, but I haven't decided either
Edit: Forgot to mention "Monifa" is a Yoruba name so I picture her as black