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    The Force - the Moons, the Current, the Wind, whatever you wanted to call it - was deeply dissatisfied with how everything went down in the future. It decided to interfere. Yes, this was now an intervention.

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    Vader was created from the ashes of Anakin Skywalker. But being created from someone else's remains meant that Vader was at least partially the Hero With No Fear. In this series, we will follow the story of a Vader whose actions reflect his past.

    This features sympathizing Sidious, shocked journalists, tired and glad rebels, terrified out of their mind slavers, Jedi-but-not and several others alongside our usual residents.

    The fics are loosely connected. You can read them separately from one another.

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    Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.

    It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.

    Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.

    Right???

    (or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Refusing to let Ilya ruin his career by signing with Ottawa, Shane chooses to really give their relationship a try and moves to Boston to live with Ilya and become a Raider. What follows is enough public scrutiny and backlash from his team that it has him questioning if he made the right decision. Until moments with Ilya and the Raiders show him exactly why he chose correctly.

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    Hayden’s eyes flickered to Shane as he sat on the bench, chewing on the edge of his mouth guard.

    “Don’t fucking look at him,” Ilya insisted as he bent down for the faceoff.

    “Excuse me?” Hayden mumbled, eyes darting back to him.

    “You heard me,” he retorted, his tone clipped. “He’s not your teammate anymore; he’s mine. If you think Marlow is a problem to your game, wait until you see what I will do to your team if you hurt anyone on mine again.”

    Hayden scoffed, dipping his head as he tried to focus on the game. Something about Ilya’s words still rang through his head though, sounding so definitive that he didn’t want to risk seeing what he was actually referring to when he said that.

    The puck dropped again, and Ilya stole it before he could comprehend how quickly it happened.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    A locked folder from Shane's phone ends up on the internet for everyone to see, including his teammates. It certainly undercuts their victory against the Bears, but it'll all turn out right. Eventually.

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    11 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Clay would protect the kingdom at any cost to himself

    or anyone else.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    The last thing Vader remembers is agony on the banks of Mustafar, following his ill-fated duel with Obi-Wan Kenobi. But the Force seems to have given him another chance, as the next thing he knows, he's waking up in his room at the Temple, starting the day all over again. He's happy to have the opportunity to avoid his fiery fate—but then it happens again. And again.

    Trapped in a time loop on the fateful day he Fell, the Sith Lord formerly known as Anakin Skywalker has all the time in the world to ponder his choices. But can he make any better ones?

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    04 Feb 2020

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