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1. Draco Malfoy and the Dumbledorks by Lovequill

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   11 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Theodore Nott
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • HEA
   • unhinged
   • Comedy
   • Voldy is Not the Voldy You remember
   • macarena
   • Everyone in this fic is weird
   • timelines dont matter
   • Harry and Ron are Dead Sorry
   • I promise you will cry laughing
   • adventure story
   • Draco really wants Hermione
   • Hermione is a bad ass
   • BAMF
   • BAMF Hermione Granger
   • smut? eventually
   • Funny Smut? More than likely
   • Dom Draco Malfoy
   • Dom Ron Weasley
   • Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Eventual Smut
   • Happy Ending
   • Harry Potter is a Little Shit
   • Ron Weasley is a Little Shit
   • Past Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Adult Hermione Granger
   • Adult Draco Malfoy
   • Hippogriffs
   • Buckbeak - Freeform
   • Angst and Romance
   • Alternate Universe - Romantic Comedy
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Evil Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • crazy Voldemort
   • Funny Voldemort
   • TikTok
   • Barney - Freeform
   • Song: Defying Gravity (Wicked)
   • ao3 - Freeform
   • EhOh Tree
   • Banter
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Breaking the Fourth Wall

   Summary

   Voldy has won.
   The Wizarding World is different now.
   Draco Malfoy isn’t lost—he’s just absolutely annoyed. Tired of all of it.
   And just when he least expects it, two wizards crash back into his life… only to tip his new normal into a harsh reality, forcing him into choices he never wanted to make. Choices that demand the unthinkable. - Complete Utter Crack Fic for your Pleasure.

   Pure...utter...chaos and comedy fic. Yes its a HEA.

   NOTE: Timeline or Magic WONT MAKE SENSE. On purpose. None of it makes sense, but it will all the same. So just enjoy the chaos!

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   Language:

   English

   Words:

   45,519

   Chapters:

   12/17

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