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Magnus 17:46
Miss youuuuu babyyyyy
Alec 17:47
Are you drunk?
I miss you too.
Magnus 17:50
I’m drunk on looove
Alec 17:52
Isn’t it drunk IN love?
You should know beyonce better than this, Mags
Magnus 17:53
Don’t talk about beyonce it’s turning me on
Alec 17:54
Talking about beyonce turns you on?
Maybe I should get one of her outfits…..
Magnus 17:56
Alexander!
What happened to the shy little man I met a few months ago? Where did he go?
Alec 17:58
(rolling eyes emoji)
Magnus 18:00
I won’t have you giving me that sass
Who raised you
Alec 18:00
Me
Mostly
Magnus 18:01
Okay this got sad
Alec 18:02
(rolling eyes emoji)
Alec 21:09
Izzy is asking me very personal questions right now
Is this what happens when siblings are in relationships?
Is there a rule book I should know about?
Magnus 21:10
Oh, Alec, you adorable little muchkin
Alec 21:10
I’m taller than you.
Magnus 21:11
But you are metaphorically smol
Alec 21:13
Smol?
Magnus 21:14
Google it
Alec 21:23
I disagree completely
I also found something interesting
(ง'̀-'́)ง
I’m using this in reply to everything from now on
Magnus 21:24
My smol bean
Alec 21:24
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Magnus 21:25
So so smol in a tol body
Alec 21:26
(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง
“What are you doing?” Magnus looked over Alec’s shoulder at the phone he was smirking at.
“Nothing.” Alec replied, still giggling.
“That emoji again?” Magnus groaned, rolling his head back to stare at the ceiling in exasperation.
“It irritates Izzy so much.”
Isabelle 13:58
When are you and Magnus getting here for dinner? Jace is getting antsy and I think Simon is going to cry
Those two are weird
Alec 14:05
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Isabelle 14:07
They’re not going to fight (rolling eyes emoji)
Alec 14:08
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Isabelle 14:10
Come on, Alec, just answer the question
Alec 14:11
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Isabelle 14:13
Alec!!!!
Alec 14:14
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Isabelle 14:15
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alec 14:18
(ง'̀-'́)ง
“Welcome!” Simon grinned at them when they finally arrived, and Alec tried not to laugh at Izzy’s glare.
“You’re insufferable.” She said.
“I’m hilarious.” Alec replied, ruffling her hair.
Jacey 09:27
Did you take my black t shirt?
Alec 09:30
You have like 20 black t shirts
What’s special about this one?
Jacey 09:31
It has shorter sleeves than the rest
Shows of my manly muscles better
Alec 09:33
‘Manly muscles’
I have my own black t shirts
Maybe simon stole it
Jacey 09:34
Why would simon take it? He has his own stupid comic tees
Alec 09:35
I don’t know
Maybe
Just maybe
Because he’s got a stupid crush on you
Jacey 09:38
Simon doesn’t have a stupid crush on me
He has a stupid crush on clary
I have a stupid crush on clary
Alec 09:40
Suuuuure you do
Jacey 09:40
Shut up
Alec 09:41
(ง'̀-'́)ง
JACEJACE 09:55
Do you have my black t shirt?
Sherman 09:57
The one with the shorter sleeves that makes your muscles look better?
JACEJACE 09:58
Yeah that one
I’m glad someone appreciates its qualities
Sherman 10:01
I borrowed it when clary spilt shit on me the other day
I’ll bring it over
6?
JACEJACE 10:03
It’s a date ;)
Jacey 10:05
I have a stupid crush on Simon.
Alec 10:09
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Alec 10:09
What was it you called simon and jace again?
Magnus 10:10
Jimon.
Why?
Alec 10:12
That’s their ship name right?
Well
It’s sailing (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Is that how you say it?
Magnus 10:13
YAAASSSSSSS
Come over so we can have celebratory drinks
And sex
Alec 10:14
Already on my way
( ಠ◡ಠ )
“Alec.” Isabelle was stood with her arms crossed, Magnus stood next to her looking like he would rather be anywhere but here. Jace was perched on the arm of the sofa, inspecting his nails, while Simon was stood by his side, awkwardly trying not to look at him. Clary was in the kitchen, but quickly ran over to the rest of them when she saw that Alec had entered the room.
“Hi.” Alec said, “What’s going on?”
“This is an intervention.” Magnus spread his arms, encompassing the flat like it was something new to look at. Alec raised his eyebrows.
“You need to stop with the emojis, man.” Jace shook his head, a crazed look in his eyes, “It’s driving everyone crazy.”
“I haven’t experienced this first hand,” Simon pursed his lips, “But I have seen the aftermath and it isn’t pretty.”
“Aftermath.” Alec repeated dumbly.
“I hit him with a spatula when you sent me the fighting emoji like ten times in a row.” Isabelle stated with a shrug, seemingly unbothered by the fact that she was so naturally violent.
“We’re kindly asking you to stop.” Jace took the leap. Alec took the opportunity.
“I understand what you’re saying,” He started, “But-” Alec had had the piece of paper in his pocket for around a week now. There hadn’t been any proper opportunities to use it until now. He reached into his leather jacket pocket and unfolded the paper, before holding it up in front of him with raised eyebrows.
“YOU PRINTED IT OFF?!”
Alec 20:49
This is a group text for nefarious purposes of my own
Jacey 20:53
Oh no
Simon 20:53
What?
Clary 20:54
?????
Isabelle 20:55
I swear to god if you just send that emoji to us at random intervals
Magnus 20:56
I tried to stop him
He overpowered me
With kisses
My one weakness
Alec 20:56
He didn’t try to stop me
That’s all lies
Magnus?
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Isabelle 20:57
I’m removing myself from this chat I swear
Alec 20:58
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Jacey 20:58
It’s not that bad.
Simon 20:59
I kind of like that emoji
But this one is my favourite
(✿◠‿◠)
Jacey 21:00
This one is mine
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Clary 21:02
OH OH I KNOW MINE
щ(ಠ益ಠщ)
Magnus 21:03
This one is obviously mine
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Glitter wins every time, bitches
Alec 21:03
Know what mine is?
Clary 21:04
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Magnus 21:04
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Simon 21:04
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Jacey 21:04
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Isabelle 21:04
(ง'̀-'́)ง
Alec 21:05
How did you guys guess?