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A/N: "Brothers in the Antichrist" is the GC name, any PMs will just say [name] - [name]
Brothers in the Antichrist
[Thurs 17/07/25 - 04:12]
El: Will
El: Will
El: Will
El: Will
El: Will
El: Will
Lucas: Bro
Lucas: Its deadass 4 am don't u guys live tigebyhr
Max: Lucas what did I tell you about spelling
Lucas: I'M TIRED
Max: Bro we all know ur not u go to sleep at 8:30 like the old man u r
Lucas: ...
El: Will
El: Will
El: Will Hop's mad
El: Will answer my calls plz
Lucas: Ohh is he at Mikes again
El: Yh
El: Dude dad's like mad
El: Will
Mike: BRO STOP
Mike: IT'S WILL
Mike: I'M ON MIKE'S PHONE
Mike: MINE RAN OUT
El: Dude get home he's actually gna crash out
Max: Thats what you get for being with a loser like Wheeler
Mike: Bruv
Mike: This is actually me this time
Mike: Can u just tell Hop Will went to dustins I don't wanna give him back yet
El: Bro give my bro back
Mike: BRO NO
Mike: :((((
Max: Mike stop kidnapping your bf it's unhealthy
Mike: I need him
Mike: He's my stress ball
Lucas: Gross dude
Mike: BLUD
Lucas: BLUDDER
Mike: ??
Lucas: Cuz its like brother but blud so bludder
Max: Lucas id have a lobotomy for you but that sounds like bladder you fucking moron
Lucas: ...
Lucas: Now my girl's bein' mean to me :(
Mike: EL
Mike: ITS WILL AGAIN
Mike: PLZ TELL ME HOPPER AIN'T AFTER ME RN
Mike: IM LITERALKHY HIDING RN IM FERING FOR MY LIFE
Max: Does dearing fir your life cauze spelling errors
Lucas: Max I'd get a lobotomy for you too but the call is coming from inside the house...
Lucas: Like FAR inside
Max: I hope u do get that lobotomy asshole
Lucas: BRO LEAVE ME ALONE
Mike: EL TALK TO ME
Mike: EL HAS HE SILENCED U
Mike: PLZ SAY HE'S NOT GON KILL ME
El: Not you bro :)
El: But he is out to murder Mike
Will: WHAT
Will: Sorry babe I had to take ur phone off the charge I got nosey
Mike: Bro...
Will: Switch?
Mike: Obviously u potato sack
Mike: Im back
Will: So am I
Will: With 8% charge :)
El: Will I think Jonathan's joining him to murder Mike
Mike: NO
Mike: Baby I'm sorry I have to escape the state
Mike: No wait the country
Will: Mike.. bro
Mike: Can u help me pack
Will: STOP TEXTING ME WE'RE LITERALLY TOUCHING TOES RN
Dustin: Gross
Lucas: HE AWAKENS
Dustin: Uhuh
Dustin: U woke up my cat btw
El: Is that bc ur notification bell is still the starwars theme?
Dustin: ...
Dustin: maybe
Max: Yeah bro thats a u problem
Mike: EXCUSE ME WHY R WE ALL IGNORING THE MOB COMING TO HUNT ME DOWN
Mike: CAB WE LIKE MAKE THIS ABT ME AGAIN
Max: No Michael were actually joining the hunt I want you dead too
Mike: We're*
Max: That's it I have the pitchforks
Mike: NO MAX PLZ
Mike: I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
Mike: LIKE WILLS BOOTY SHORTS
Will: Bro...
Mike: AND HIS SLUTTY WAIST
Will: BRO??
Mike: AND HIS LIPS
Will: Michael James Wheeler...
Lucas: Uh oh
Dustin: brb grabbing popcorn
Max: The mob hunt can wait...
Mike: Wiat baby no
Mike: Don't be mad
Mike: 🥺🥺🥺
Will: I'm taking away ur sneaking through the window privileges
Mike: No
Mike: NIO
Mike: WILL BABE PLS ANYTHING ELSE
Mike: ANYTHING
Will: For a week
Mike: Stop it
Mike: Stop it rn
Mike: Im deadass crying
Will: Yh I can see ur right beside me
Mike: So don't I look sad
Mike: :(
Will: No
Will: U look funny
Mike: ...
Max: LMAO
Max: Send a picture Will
Max: Pls
Mike: Will... Man... Pls
Will: Mike if u let me take a pic u can have window privileges back
Mike: OK OK
Mike: TAKE 1000 IDC
Will: [picture]
Max: OH MY GOD
Max: HAH
Max: MICHAEL
Lucas: Bro thats GNARLY
Will: Gnarly...?
El: He has a huge Katseye obsession ignore him
Mike: JANE HOPPER UPDATE ME ON MY DEATH SENTENCE
El: Oh nvm ur fine he saw a huge bag of chips and a naked gun dvd Will bought so he's forgotten abt u
Will: HE TOOK MY NAKED GUN DVD?!
Mike: Actually it's my Naked Gun dvd
El: Oh
Will: U said I could keep it tho
Mike: Oh ye
Mike: Also why's ur dad such a fatass dawg
Will: Michael istg
Mike: Ok ok soryy
Will: Ne and Mike are going gack to sleep now bye guys
Will: My phone is also on 1%
Max: byebye
El: Mike can u sleep on the floor I don't want u touching my brother weird
Mike: Too late
El: ...
El: I'm sending Hop..
Mike: ...
Mike: Bye guys I'll be in Mexico tmmrw
Dustin: Ok bro u still have to do ur English essay tho u can't just rephrase mine again