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“Omg I love you so much come beat my ass” said jabber
“No fuck you” said zanka, secretly spiritually jorking it.
“Cmon Mr……..bad attitude” jabber wunk
“Kys” zanka slapped jabber and jabber moaned rlly loud
Zanka got hard “you’re gross I’m leaving”
“Helloa!” Said io
“io, mother of till alnst!!???” Shouted Zanka and Jabber
“Nnghhhh I’m a lesbian” said Semiu
“Omg let’s scissor” said io to Semiu
They went inside cleaner hq and now the faggots are alone again
“Zanka let’s kick eachothers asses!!” Jabber moaned
“What the fuck is wrong with you” said Zanka
Jabber ran up to zanka and took out mankirakirakira
“Did someone say Kira?” Said L death note
Cthoni appeared with her manhole, took L, and disappeared again
Jabber tried hitting Zanka with mankircock, but Zanka dodged and took out lovely assistaff and hit jabber in his face with his ideal female nose
Jabber moaned rlly rlly rlly load and his legs shook but he uhm uhm uhhhhh hit zanka i think.
They fought. It was epic, you should’ve been there dude it was like zoom zoom zoom slash bam zoom
Zanka lost and is on the floor face down ass up and Jabber is sad
“I really thought you were gonna beat me this time, Mr. Bad attitude..” Jabber sighed
Zanka wiggled on the floor. Good for him guys