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1. How to Fuck Your Vampire by Gally

   Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Astarion/Karlach (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Karlach (Baldur's Gate)
   • Blow Jobs
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Awkward Blow Jobs
   • Banter
   • Comedy
   • Hand Jobs
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Biting
   • Licking
   • Vampire Spawn Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Sweet Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion Has Complicated Feelings About Sex (Baldur's Gate)
   • intimacy issues
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • CW: Astarion
   • Established Relationship
   • Act 3 (Baldur's Gate 3)
   • Laughter During Sex
   • minor mention of past non-con
   • Sexual Humor
   • Humor
   • mentioned pegging
   • damn tagging porn is a lot of work
   • how do people do this all day
   • finally done edging the discord
   • porn as an excuse for plot

   Summary

   Astarion is oh so very eager to get down and dirty with Karlach and no longer beats himself up when things go awry. However, things going awry is still bloody annoying! And it happens /so much/ that Karlach has started anticipating it occurring, even when things are still proceeding as planned. Grr! How to fix this? Some good ole fashioned communication is in order, time to start strategizing! Sex strategizing, soldier! Turns out blow jobs are a thing he doesn't have much experience receiving, nor her giving. Time to experiment!

   Series

   • Part 9 of During Canon BG3 - Fancyboy and Firegirl

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