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It Takes Two To (Blow Up Half the City) by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Dec 2025
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Pentious drummed his claws on his console, staring out at the (currently not on fire, though who could say for how long) skyline of Pentagram City. He could have his Egg Boiz re-calibrate his cannons, of course – could fire a shot right into the centre of that cluster of nightclubs and sex shops. There was probably something flammable enough in there – it would make something of an impact.
His cheek sagged on his other hand, knuckles folded to his palm as his lids fell in a slow blink. Nothing had been happening, these past few weeks. Which was fine! He'd spent his time fine-tuning his latest laser cutter, making sure it was powerful enough to break through even the densest of bones – but he couldn't ignore the fact that it felt like something was missing.
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Cherri is bored as fuck without him. And he's bored without her too.