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1. Zappers Can’t Kiss by A_Galaxy

   Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   16 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Cat Mike/Cowboy Hat Mike/Small Mike (Deltarune)
   • Cowboy Hat Mike/Small Mike (Deltarune)
   • Cat Mike/Small Mike (Deltarune)
   • Cat Mike/Cowboy Hat Mike (Deltarune)
   • Cat Mike (Deltarune)
   • Small Mike (Deltarune)
   • Cowboy Hat Mike (Deltarune)
   • Autism
   • Polyamory
   • Pre-Canon
   • Everyone is Queer and Neurodivergent
   • Workplace Relationship
   • Mikes Named After Their Minigames (Deltarune)
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Disabled Character
   • Nonverbal Communication
   • Established Relationship
   • Cuddling & Snuggling
   • they/them pronouns for jongler and pluey
   • he/him pronouns for battat
   • n+1
   • Non-Sexual Intimacy
   • Non-Sexual Nudity
   • Non-Sexual Petplay
   • i guess?? pluey is a kitty cat and they lean into it sometimes ok
   • Otherkin
   • Bathing/Washing
   • Bathing Together
   • Holding Hands
   • Kissing
   • How Do I Tag This
   • alternative ways of kissing
   • Angst
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Size Difference
   • Fluff
   • Romantic Fluff

   Summary

   Zappers don’t have mouths, and therefore are physically incapable of kissing. Jongler’s found some workarounds.

   aka: 4 times Jongler showed their love without kissing + 1 time Battat and Pluey did it back.

   Series

   • Part 10 of Mii-yike! That’s right! (polymike stuff)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,047

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