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1. Hey Siri, how can you strangle your hero self? by Wahoo_cray

   Fandoms: DCU, Danny Phantom  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Billy Batson/Danny Fenton
   • Billy Batson & Justice League
   • Danny Fenton & Danielle "Dani" Phantom
   • Danny Fenton & Dan Phantom & Danielle "Dani" Phantom
   • Barry Allen
   • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
   • Batman
   • Captain Marvel
   • Billy Batson
   • Danny Fenton
   • Diana (Wonder Woman)
   • Characters I’m too lazy to name
   • Danielle "Dani" Phantom
   • Dan Phantom
   • Trans Danny Fenton
   • Separate Danny Fenton and Danny Phantom
   • Billy Batson and Captain Marvel | Shazam are Separate People
   • Danny Fenton Is Danielle "Dani" Phantom's Parent
   • Danny Fenton Meets the Justice League (DCU)
   • Billy Batson Needs Therapy
   • Captain Marvel is a little shit
   • Billy Batson meets the justice league
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • Feral Danny Fenton
   • Feral everybody really
   • Crack
   • I think this thing might actually be on crack
   • Hijinks & Shenanigans
   • Pranks and Practical Jokes
   • Prisoner Dan Phantom
   • Justice League meets Billy Batson
   • Assumptions
   • Misunderstandings
   • Miscommunication

   Summary

   The heroes gonna go to Captain Marvel’s base. They’re very excited and they get to meet his family. That they didn’t know we had.

    

   Or
   Billy Batson and Captain Marvel are separate entities just like Billy’s boyfriend and Phantom well Captain Marvel and Phantom decide to mess with them

   Or^2

   Captain Marvel was a little shit phantoms a little shit. And they both prank that not only the justice league, but Billy and Danny as well.

   Series

   • Part 5 of Stories I wrote because someone asked really nicely
   • Part 1 of Billy vs captain marvel (at the justice leagues expense)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,979

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

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