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adotfightme has created "Meme Hell"
adotfightme has added j-lo, largebaguette and horselover1234 to the chat
j-lo: i drew a puppy today!!!
adotfightme: share with the class
j-lo: pupper.jpg
adotfightme: !!!!good!!!!
largebaguette: that is a nice dog
largebaguette: and a nice penis shilouette next to the dog...smh john
j-lo: That is my phone
adotfightme: um...then how did you take the pic SWEATY ((((((:
j-lo: ALEX PLEASE YOU HAVE SEEN IT,,
largebaguette: where's herc
horselover1234: i was making john's dog better
j-lo: wtf is your username
horselover1234: haven't changed it since middle school and i'm not changing it now
horselover1234: tacopupper.jpg
largebaguette: how does drawing a taco around the dog make it better?
horselover1234: idk
j-lo: tacos make everything better
adotfightme: ok but herc is that shilouette not a penis
horselover1234: idk
j-lo: whata wrong with my peener
largebaguette: so you admit that's your pebis
horselover1234: pebis
adotfightme: JOHN WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
largebaguette: whata wrong with my peener
j-lo: I
largebaguette has renamed "Meme Hell" to "whata wrong with my peener"
adotfightme: I DON'T UNDERSTAND???
horselover1234: whata wrong with my peener
largebaguette: whata wrong with my peener
j-lo: whata wrong with my peener
largebaguette: whata wrong with my peener
j-lo: whata wrong with my peener
horselover1234: whata wrong with my peener
adotfightme has left the chat
largebaguette has added adotfightme to the chat
largebaguette: whata wrong with my peener
adotfightme: I'm blocking all of you
adotfightme has left the chat
largebaguette: HE ACTUALT BLOCKED
ME????
horselover1234: actualt
largebaguette: E N O U H G
j-lo: enouhg
largebaguette: E N O U G H
largebaguette: john tell your overgrown man child to unblock me
j-lo: he blocked me too??
horselover1234: same
j-lo: I got this
j-lo has added George Washington to the chat
George Washington: What is this?
George Washington: What does "whata wrong with my peener" mean?
George Washington: Why am I here?
largebaguette: no time for questions sir please just tell Alexander to unblock us
George Washington: Okay..?
George Washington -> adotfightme
George Washington: Alexander?
adotfightme: Hello sir! Have I done something wrong?
George Washington: No, but your friends asked me to tell you to unblock them, whatever that means.
adotfightme: Thank you for relaying the message to me, sir.
whata wrong with my peener
George Washington: Okay, it looks like he has unblocked you.
largebaguette: merci
largebaguette has added adotfightme to the chat
adotfightme: WHICH ONE OF YOU NUGGET GARGLING MEMEFUCKERS BROUGHT WASHINGTON INTO THIS
George Washington: Alexander, I am still here.
adotfightme: Hello sir! How was your day today?
George Washington has left the chat
horselover1234: ...wyd tho
adotfightme: SHIT
adotfightme -> George Washington
adotfightme: Sir, I would like to sincerely apologize that I said such a crude thing in your presence. I was not aware that you were in that chat and in no way meant to insult you. Please do not fire me.
George Washington: I've seen worse. You are forgiven. If anything, I have been more scarred than angered.
largebaguette -> George Washington
largebaguette: mon general, have you ever noticed that your username is...how you say, basic?
George Washington: I am not aware of what that means. Is that one of your "slang" terms?
largebaguette: yes I believe the Americans use it to say that something is boring or not creative
George Washington: Are you suggesting I change it?
largebaguette: oui
largebaguette: you should change it to gwashinghoe
George Washington: That is...quite odd. I want to ask why, but if it'll help me get along with the young folk better then why not?
George Washington has changed their username to gwashinghoe
gwashinghoe -> Martha Washington
gwashinghoe: Sometimes these kids are too much.
Martha Washington: Lafayette?
gwashinghoe: Yes. They said my username was "basic". Sometimes I think I'm a little too close with my employees.
Martha Washington has changed their username to mwashinghoe
mwashinghoe: <3
gwashinghoe: What is less than three?
mwashinghoe: Oh George, you have so much to learn.
j-lo -> adotfightme
j-lo: whata wrong with my peener
adotfightme: S T O P