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Bright lights, a tall green tree, and egg nog spiked to the fucking roof.
Knock, Knock, KNOCK!
“I’ll get it!” Atsushi jumps up and the bells of his sweater rings with his actions.
“Hello, Atsushi.” Mori walks through the door and the rest of the Port Mafia members shove Atsushi out of the way. The last member walks through the door.
“Hello Jinko,” Ryuunosuke waltzed in closing the door with a small treat in his hands.
“Welcome, Akutagawa food goes over there!” Though their track record isn’t sweet, Atsushi still greets him with warm welcome.
“Welcome Port Mafia-“ Dazai skims over the group standing around him. “Where’s Chibi?” And with a loud ass crash.
“what’s up fuckers!” Chuuya Nakahara burst into the room and the silence was loud.
“Aww I thought you were dead!?” Dazai pouts at the sight of the hot head ginger.
“Not yet bitch!” Chuuya walks over to Yosano standing at the table of drinks and lays his 5 bottles of wine he was holding with his ability down on the table. After his hell of an entrance the conversations start back up.
Kyouka, and Kenji dressed in their matching sweaters decorate the tree under the supervision of Yosano and Kouyou.
Tanazaki and Gin are conversing over the treats they both brought.
“How long in the oven?” Tanazaki curious of how they made their raspberry and matcha macarons.
“Well different recipes call for different times but I say, 10-20 minutes. But that’s light work your cake looks amazing!” The complements fly back and forth between the 2 bakers, a conversation looking as if it can’t end.
But Kunikida, well isn’t having the best time… First the Port Mafia coming over, completely caught him off guard. Second CHUUYA’S ENTERANCE!? The payment, the calculations of what door, when to get it, and WHY he did that? After a lot of stress Atsushi had to reassure him that the president will figure it out.
“Speaking of the president where is he?” Mori and the President seemed to have disappeared?
The kids in school you hated:
Bagofbandages: Who wants to bet their fucking?
HornyLesbian: Hell yeah they are!?
Whoreforsnacks: I don’t even need my ultra detective skills for that…
Bagofbandages: Wait I walked up to the Presidents office and I can hear whispering?
Bagofbandages: Wait, wait meet me over by the Presidents office!!
After frantically rushing, but trying to not look suspicious the group gathers up.
“Holy shit I hear it but I don’t know what they’re saying?” Dazai starts whispering to the other 2.
”Wait they’re getting quieter!” Ranpo points out, after covering Yosano’s mouth to conceal her giggles.
“Shit code-Yellow!” Quickly the 3 are now standing up straight and conversing over something.
“What are you three doing?” Kunikida, also known as code yellow leads them back to the party to assist.
“AKUTAGAWA YOU CAN’T-“ ‘Shin-Soukoku’ was back at it arguing over something stupid.
“Cut the arguing!” Dazai lifts his hand shutting them up. “We’re gonna play games! First charades!”
The group paired up, and to make it more fun each pair hand to have one Agency member and one Mafia member.
First up was Kenji and Tachihara.
“Okay the timer starts now!” Dazai flips the small hourglass full of sand over starting their time.
Tachihara draws out a large shape, then he steps in the rectangle and starts writting.
“Tax evasion!” Kenji joyful did not use his detective skills here.
“What the fuck?” Chuuya whispers.
“How does he know what that is?” Dazai answers Chuuya.
Tachihara shakes head and then pulls out a fake gun, and starts shooting it in all directions.
“The hunting dogs?” Tachihara looks shocked and let’s say a little scared. (Iykyk)
”TIMES UP!” Gin who was now standing next to Dazai yells.
“THE PORT MAFIA KID!” Tachihara finally speaks, “TAX EVASION? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?” After clearing the air, the next pair went up.
“Tanazaki don’t fucking fail me, we were talking just a couple minutes ago I will withdraw all of my complements don’t try me!” Gin both sounded like they were joking and being serious.
“And your time starts NOW!” This time they let Kenji and Kyouka control the timer.
Gin reads the card and then throws it on the floor. First they move their arms in a manner to show 2 people. Next they make a X with their fingers and then a heart and put it all in quotations.
”Bl?” Tanazaki is surprisingly close. But it was clear gin was done and they point straight at Chuuya and Dazai.
“SOUKOKU!” Gin jumps at the correct answer but the time ends.
“WHAT WAS THAT HEART X THING!?” Chuuya was first to address that.
“You swear you hate each other?” Everyone in the room says together.
The next couple pairs went by with Gin and Tanazaki still in the lead. Kunikida and Hirotsu didn’t get any, and Akutagawa and Atsushi got negative points. But finally it got to the iconic duo, Soukoku. Now everyone knew about their competitive spirit but no one knew their love for this game like Hirotsu and Kouyou.
“Your time starts… Now!”
Dazai reads the card and make a vague gesture that looked, weird…
“Fuck you, next Chinatown Yokohama.” Quickly they move on to the next card, Dazai laughs before motioning a person.
“Hat rack, and not funny!” Chuuya clearly felt insulted by that one. With 30 seconds left (somehow) they flew through cards.
”The guild!”
”Dogs,”
”Fyodor…”
”Mozart?” That one even caught Chuuya off guard.
“Fucking time!” From across the room with a glass in hand Yosano yells clearly shocked.
“What the hell was that second one?” Dazai and Chuuya looked at each other, telepathically speaking and saying enough to make Chuuya blush.
“Nothing…” Though that’s what they said everyone knew that’s not what happened.
The kids in school you hated:
Hornylesbian: what the hell was that second one, that gesture was clearly saying something.
Whoreforsnacks: Yeah Akiko’s right?
Bagofbandages: That’s where me and Chibi first
Hornylesbian: FIRST WHAT?
Bagofbandages: Sorry Chibi tried taking my phone. that’s where we first had…
Surprise by his answer Yosano choked on her glass of wine she just poured.
“What the hell did you say?” Chuuya standing right next to Dazai looks up at him.
”Nothing how you got Chinatown from the second one…” In an instant Chuuya blushed and pushed Dazai, and instead went to talk to Kouyou.
“CHUUYA-SAN!! DON’T LEAVE ME NOW!” Dazai follows Chuuya as they run around chasing each other.
“Hey Poe, whatcha writing?” Ranpo peaks over Poe’s shoulder as the anti-social sits away from everyone else.
“Just another novel,” Poe muttered whilst still writing.
“Nice you should join the party!” Ranpo kisses him on the forehead and then walks away looking for more snacks.
“DON’T TAKE ALL THE COOKIES!” Poe still in awe hides behind his festive sweater.
“Well, it’s time for secret santa!” The president himself decided that they should do a secret santa as a way to get the 2 groups to get along.
“Well I can start!” Atsushi perks up and searches for his gift from the pile sitting in front of him. Once he finds it he peals off all the wrapping paper, to expose a box of cat treats.
”Your welcome Atsushi-San!” Higuchi who was talking to Gin speaks up.
“I’M NOT A CAT!” Everyone laughs at Atsushi’s frustration and struggle to convince everyone.
Many gifts go by till it’s only Yosano, Kenji, and Chuuya.
”What is this oh my god!” Yosano looks into her gift bag to see 3 bottles of wine worth well over 3,000 yen.
“That’s from me!” Chuuya speaks up with a menacing but sweet grin.
“Well thank you and we’ve gotta get drunk sometime!” Next they move on to Kenji. And from the president he got a some gardening items for his garden.
“Well I guess this is my gift.” Chuuya picks up the bag surprisingly light. To see an intricate hat with detailed stitches, a soft velvet fabric, and accents tailored to Chuuya. Akutagawa steps up mentions that it’s his.
“I made it Chuuya-San I hope you like it,” Akutagawa speaks lightly taking his credit simply.
“Damn kid this is amazing!?” Chuuya showers him with compliments in excitement from the hat.
“wow that went well?” Fukuzawa speaks lightly to Mori.
“Yes indeed it did,” The 2 look proud of themselves for putting this together.
After hours passed Kenji and Kyouka had fell asleep and were moved to the presidents office. And soon after that everyone got drunk, then due to the state of everyone it was time for everyone to go home.
“Chuuya!!! Please!!” Dazai and Chuuya were arguing over something, as Yosano pointed something out.
“CHUUYA AND DAZAI ARE STANDING UNDER THE MISTLETOE!!” The attention is put on the two of them staring at each other, smiling sweetly. Before Chuuya pulls Dazai by the collar and kisses him with everyone watching. Dazai wraps one of his hands around his waist and uses the other one to steal his hat. The seperate at the realization of his missing hat.
“A merry fucking christmas to us!” Yosano clinks her cup with Ranpo and Kouyou before downing it in an instant.
MERRY CHRISTMAS/X-MAS TO ALL OF YOU!!!