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HANEUL: hello everynyan !
MattchuOppa: !!?
HANEUL: how are you? fine sank you
AnimeGirl112: oh my gahh!!
HANEUL: grown ass men..
AnimeGirl112: ??
Taerheaa: girl..
Taerheaa: you legit started it
Taerheaa: fake ass bitch
Mango205: why are only Ricky and Hao hyungs names capitalized
LOVELICKY: cuz
HANEUL: we're special like that ✨
Taerheaa: yall different type of special <3
Taerheaa: but oh ok..
Taerheaa: i see u Gyuvin..
Mango205: ?? im kinda scared now..
MattchuOppa: He wouldve never notice if it was only Haos name capitalized
AnimeGirl112: ik what u are
Mango205: ok animegirl112
Binini: who is animegirl112 ?
Robuxpls: its gunwook
HANEUL: MY SON !!
HANEUL: Yujin, not Gunwook
HANEUL: ily too tho
AnimeGirl112: <3
Mango205: what r u talking abt
Mango205: Hes MY son !!
MattchuOppa: whos the dad ?
MattchuOppa: assuming Yujin is actually gyu's son
Taerheaa: righttt
Taerheaa: cuz Hao and Hanbin hyung are... yknow
LOVELICKY: THEYRE GAY
LOVELICKY: (pride flag emojis)
Mango205: didnt know u were like that..
Robuxpls: nahh
AnimeGirl112: homophobic bisexual before gta 6(skull emojis)
Taerheaa: its called internalized homophobia
MattchuOppa: u would know..
Taerheaa: bitch??
KimJWoong: i'm disappointed, Gyuvin.
HANEUL: ouu thats nasty
Robuxpls: jit got Ji woong hyung to reply in the gc..
AnimeGirl112: thats crazy..
Binini: lets calm down, everyone !
Mango205: I didnt mean it like that and yall know it
Mango205: ALSO
Mango205: GUNWOOK U ARE SOO FAKE YK DAMN WELL WHAT IM TRYNNA SAY
AnimeGirl112: teehee
HANEUL: 👀
Binini: 👀
MattchuOppa: 👀
Robuxpls: 👀
Mango205: not u too Yujin..💔
Taerheaa: Pray tell??
AnimeGirl112: cant
AnimeGirl112: boy talk.. wink wink
Binini: i just noticed
Binini: Gyuvins name includes Rickys bday (?)
Taerheaa: OMFG
MattchuOppa: WTFF OMG
HANEUL: UR A GENIUS???
Taerheaa: i hate gay ppl oml..
Mango205: oh but when i do it..
Binini: NOBODY NOTICED??
LOVELICKY: ..
HANEUL: GYUVIN DEFEND URSELF???
Mango205: is nt that serious yall
Mango205: jus numbrs..
Robuxpls: use ur vowels
Mango205: arnt u on my side??
Robuxpls: what the hell
Robuxpls: sure
Robuxpls: im tired of all the gay people in thsi gc
Binini: my son is homophobic??
MattchuOppa: why is the maknae line so homof*bic omg
HANEUL: GIRL, have u seen Gunwook??
HANEUL: my gaydar beeps more when im around him than a low battery rose toy..
Binini: why are you around him
HANEUL: ??? hes my friend too
Mango205: Matthew dont be surprised
Mango205: u should know as Gunwooks n1 lapdog
MattchuOppa: ???
MattchuOppa: completely unprovoked
AnimeGirl112: legit cant be talking Gyuvin
Mango205: ...
HANEUL: why is everyone so secretive??? let us in pls
Taerheaa: like share w the class??
MattchuOppa: THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING??
Mango205: wouldnt u like to know weather boy...
HANEUL: SEE??
MattchuOppa: STOP TALKING IN RIDDLESSS
AnimeGirl112: loll
AnimeGirl112: Gyvin turned off his phone
Binini: its ok, tell him to take his time and only tell us when hes comfortable enough <3
MattchuOppa: ITS NOT GWENCHANA💔
Robuxpls: his ahh never telling us💔
AnimeGirl112: jit rlly thought id tell on my bff
Taerheaa: tell him i said that i know what he is
AnimeGirl112: ok
AnimeGirl112: wait i cant say what he said
AnimeGirl112: teehee
MattchuOppa: damn i wish i had a bf as loyal as Gunwook..
Taerheaa: i wish you would shut up and get out of my life... <33
Binini: ladies ladies
Binini: no fighting pls
Robuxpls: i saw Gyuvin gooning to Ricky pics once
Robuxpls: oh no nvm
Robuxpls: that was another guy
KimJWoong: ok what
LOVELICKY: what Jiwoong hyung said⬆
Binini: i'd rather have members fighting than these uh..
Binini: ''confessions''
MattchuOppa: ?????
AnimeGirl112: so if it rlly was Gyub gooning to ricky pics, youd tell on him??
AnimeGirl112: dawg yo ahh fake asf cuh
LOVELICKY: ppl goon to my pics??
HANEUL: EWW
LOVELICKY: unnecessary reaction ...
HANEUL: oh no honey
HANEUL: im disgusted at ppl who goon to others pics
Taerheaa: talking as if you dont eye-fuck Hanbin every day
Taerheaa: omg who said thatttt
MattchuOppa: NAWWW
MattchuOppa: DO NOT BRING THAT UP.
Robuxpls: erm..
LOVELICKY: have some decorum omg
Binini: baby Yujin is still here
AnimeGirl112: cuhh not even denying it
AnimeGirl112: you cooked dawg💔💔
HANEUL: thats private business between me and Hanbin ty very much??
Taerheaa: its not even private anymore..
LOVELICKY: AND THATS THE PROBLEM
MattchuOppa: YALL ARE TOO P U B L I C
MattchuOppa: like keep that shi at home
AnimeGirl112: rip ma dawg Gyubin (2004-2025)
AnimeGirl112: if you were still here youd agree w us cuhh💔
Mango205: haobin r so gross big dawg
AnimeGirl112: HE RISES FROM THE GRAVE ?
HANEUL: SPEAKING OF GYUVIN
HANEUL: A LITTLE BIRDY TOLD ME THAT
HANEUL: ''Gyubrick would have cute children''
Taerheaa: BUT DID I LIE?? DID I FUCKING LIE??????
Robuxpls: free my hyung(Taerae)
Robuxpls: he did nothing wrong
Mango205: the second i come back...
MattchuOppa: Taerae wasnt lying for once
MattchuOppa: yall most visual couple on campus fr fr
LOVELICKY: lol
Mango205: haha
Binini: .........
HANEUL: omg ive never been more sure in my whole 25 years of existing
Robuxpls: holy unc
Taerheaa: omll
Taerheaa: just telling us that yall fucking would be less gay
MattchuOppa: the tension though..
HANEUL: scrumptilioumpcus
Binini: scrumdiddlyumptious* ?
HANEUL: yeah whatever he said
KimJWoong: there's quite alot of couples in our group chat
KimJWoong: Hanbin and Hao
Binini: Gyuvin and Ricky👀
Taerheaa: Matthew and Gunwook ...
MattchuOppa: Taerae and food </3
Taerheaa: one day i'll rip that fake ass weave off your fatass head bitch
Taerheaa: mark my words.
Mango205: ''one day i'll rip that fake ass weave off your fatass head bitch" -Kim Taerae, 27 december 2025
LOVELICKY: loll
Robuxpls: the dihh riding is insane btw
LOVELICKY: all i did was laugh?????
HANEUL: didnt i catch yall kissing once?
LOVELICKY: NO???
MattchuOppa: hes not denying that they kiss tho..
Binini: suspicious suspicious *twirls mustache*
Taerheaa: u guys would look cute together thooo
HANEUL: right?
HANEUL: like gorgeous bride and ugly groom<3
AnimeGirl112: type shii
AnimeGirl112: wait which one is which?
Robuxpls: take a wild guess
Taerheaa: top of his class yet he still stupid
Taerheaa: smh fr fr
Mango205: :/
LOVELICKY: dont be mean guys pls
KimJWoong: indeed
KimJWoong: Gyuvin is lucky to have such a nice boyfriend
Taerheaa: LMFAO
HANEUL: jus make it official atp
Binini: everyones rooting for you lol!
AnimeGirl112: im here 4 u cuh
LOVELICKY: about that..
MattchuOppa: I KNEW IT FROM THE START
MattchuOppa: SINCE GYUVIN WAS SUPER AWKWARD AROUND RICKY
MattchuOppa: I PREDICTED IT THE SECOND THEY EXCHANGED NUMBERS DO NOT TALK TO ME11!!!111
Mango205: we're not dating.
LOVELICKY: yet
LOVELICKY: ;)
Taerheaa: gyuvin is so straight omg i wouldve DIED ON THE SPOT
HANEUL: HHDOUEHUWUHDUEWHS
Binini: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robuxpls: AYYYYY
Robuxpls: GYUVIN HYUNG GOT GAME
Robuxpls: for once
KimJWoong: woah
KimJWoong: :))))
MattchuOppa: HEAD FUDANSHI RN, IMM DYING
AnimeGirl112: WOOHOO !!
LOVELICKY: lol calm down everyone
LOVELICKY: im kidding
Mango205: we joke around like this all the time