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1. hello, upper east siders by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Gossip Girl (TV 2007)  

   • Mature
   • Underage Sex
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Underage Sex
   • Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington
   • Phillip Crane/Penelope Featherington
   • Colin Bridgerton/Marina Thompson
   • George Crane/Penelope Featherington
   • Penelope Featherington
   • Colin Ledger
   • Phillip Crane
   • George Crane
   • Anthony Bridgerton
   • Edmund Bridgerton
   • Violet Ledger
   • Marcus Anderson
   • Daphne Ledger
   • Benedict Bridgerton
   • Eloise Bridgerton
   • Francesca Bridgerton
   • Hyacinth Bridgerton
   • Gregory Bridgerton
   • Agatha Bridgerton
   • Portia Featherington
   • Archibald Featherington
   • Marina Bridgerton
   • The Character's Names Change but You know who they are
   • Inspired by Gossip Girl
   • A lot of underage people doing shit they shouldn't be doing
   • Underage Drinking
   • Consensual Underage Sex
   • Underage Smoking
   • Underage Drug Use
   • Underage Kissing
   • New York City
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Scheming
   • Dark Colin Bridgerton
   • Dark Penelope Featherington
   • Dark Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington
   • Character Death
   • Social Media
   • Classism
   • Social Issues
   • Dark
   • Many many fucked up things happen
   • cheating but not on each other
   • Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington-centric
   • Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington Happy Ending
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Kink Exploration
   • Body Image
   • Eating Disorders
   • Slow Burn

   Summary

   Hello, Upper East Siders,

   Should I introduce myself? Or should we skip the niceties and just get straight into business? I guess formality is not a form that shouldn't be lost in time, even when rudeness and social media have made apes out of people behind their phones.

   My name is Miss Whistledown, and I will become your reliable source into the lives of the wealthy, scandalous, and wildly inappropriate residents of the Upper East Side. 

   I assume you are reading this because you know some of them. Or if you're lucky enough, you are one of them. 

   So here I am to unmask the reality of the wealthiest and to show no mercy in uncovering their deepest, darkest secrets. 

   So activate your notifications. You know where to find me. 

   xoxo,

   Miss Whistledown. 

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