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1. When Business Gets Serious (The Relationship Isn’t…) by Shipping_spree

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Seviathan Von Eldritch/Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Seviathan Von Eldritch/Valentino
   • Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino & Velvette & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino & Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Seviathan Von Eldritch
   • Mentioned Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Mentioned Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Mentioned Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • No Sex
   • because I suck at writing sex
   • But it was implied
   • offscreen I mean
   • Valentino Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino Being Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Awkward Dates
   • Rarepair
   • there’s a musical number in here
   • yes the song is from legally blonde the musical
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack Relationships

   Summary

   A short (not really. Look at the word count…) story of after Valentino stormed off in Season 2 Episode 6.

   He and Seviathan (Charlie’s ex-boyfriend) meet each other, agree to casual sex, but gets just as sidetracked as this fic’s plot, bc as much as I ship them... How tf do you write a fic between two characters and one of them might not even be canon anymore...?

   Series

   • Part 6 of Shit I Write On A Whim

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,626

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   2

   Hits:

   38