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1. You Can’t Fix Stupid by The_Patron_Saint_of_Heelys

   Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   02 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Drift | Deadlock/Perceptor
   • Perceptor/Ratchet (Transformers)
   • Drift | Deadlock/Perceptor/Ratchet
   • Drift | Deadlock/Ratchet
   • Ratchet (Transformers)
   • Drift | Deadlock
   • Perceptor (Transformers)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Mechpreg
   • Unplanned Pregnancy
   • Sire Ratchet
   • Sire Perceptor
   • Carrier Drift
   • Ratchet eats valve like it’s his Primus-given function in this universe
   • The smartest mechs in their respective fields become the biggest idiots on this ship
   • Drift is having a No Good Very Bad Time
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

   Summary

   Drift is gone. Ratchet and Perceptor are left to pick up the pieces in the wake of his exile. Somewhere along the way, both of them realize their sire coding is activated… and proceed to exhaust every other avenue of explanation trying to figure out why because they’re too stressed and freaked out to think properly for one nanoclick.

   (It’s Drift. And he’s not having a good one about it.)

   Or: the two smartest mechs in their respective fields look for a nothingbaby in increasingly stupid ways.

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