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From PipperPupper:
THEODOSIA IM GONNA FUCKOHNG KPLL YOU I STG
From theoBROsia
there's our english minor.
From: Horsefucker Jr
This is some class A drama what's happening
From: GayorEuropean
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
From: PipperPupper
THEO WAS AT MY HOUSE AND SHE FUCKING STOLE ALL MY HAIR TIES???
From:PipperPupper
I NEED THOSE TO LIVE
From: Frenchy
Phillip they're like a dollar for a pack wtf calm down
From: John PAIN
Tbh dude i think you look fine without em
From: Jeffypop
So does Theo ;)
From: theoBROsia
MARTY JEFFERSON SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS MOUTH GIRL
From: Frenchy
oKAY but why was Theo hanging out at Phillip's place
From: theoBROsia
God can't friends just hang out?
From: horsefucker jr.
!!!yeah but not u 2!!!!
From: GayorEuropean ;)))
From: PipperPupper
I am going to sleep now.
With my hair loose.
Thanks, Theo.
PipperPupper has let the chat.
From: GayorEuropean
Theo u got some explaining to do
From: horsefucker jr
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theoBROsia has left the chat.
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From: GayorEuropean
EMERGENCY GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP
From: Jeffypop
WHAT IS IT BB
John PAIN
georges what did you do
From: GayorEuropean
I SAW FRANCES' DAD AT TARGET AND I THOUGHT HE WAS PHILLIP SO I MADE A REALLY INAPPROPRIATE JOKE AND THEN I REALIZED IT WASNT HIM
From: GayorEuropean
GTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGT
From: Frenchy:
IM FUCKING DYING THATS WHY HE LOOKED SO FAZED WHEN HE GOT HOME GEORGES WTF
From: horsefucker jr.
I once thought Mr. Madison was my dad. No worries, baguette.
From: theoBROsia
Honestly could y'all just act normal for once
From: PipperPupper
Oh, absolutely not.
From: theoBROsia
Fair enough.
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From: John PAIN
did any of you do the civics homework?
From: PipperPupper
dude its like 3 in the morning
From: John PAIN
you're awake tho
From: PipperPupper
...
From: John PAIN
you didn't do it did you
From: PipperPupper
aayyy lmao
From: Jeffypop
BOTH OF YOU GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
From: John PAIN
zzzzz
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From: Frenchy
OKAY LISTEN HERE BITCHES IF I HEAR THE SONG NEVERLAND ONE MORE FUCKING TIME IM GOING TO JUMP OUT OF MY FUCKING WINDOW I SWEAR TO GOD
From: GayorEuropean
jesus christ laurens what did emos ever do to you
From: horsefucker jr
Please don't do this now.
From: theoBROsia
Frances hates emos with every ounce of her very being.
From: PipperPupper
yeah but y tho
From: Frenchy
OKAY LISTEN. THESE ARTSY ALTERNATIVE BITCHES ARE ALWAYS FLAUNTIN AROUND IN ALL BLACK AND BIG DYED HAIR AND THEY LOOK FUCKING SILLY. ALSO, THEY'RE ALL LIKE, "EW PREPS ARE STUPID AND MANIPULATIVE AND BASIC" LIKE BINCH? IF YOU'RE WEARING EYESHADOW UNDER YOUR ACTUAL EYE, YOURE THE PROBLEM. AND THEY THINK THEY GET TO BE PICKY BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE PHILOSOPHICAL OR SOME SHIT AND IT'S JUST PRETENTIOUS UGH LIKE HUNTY YOU AINT SPECIAL
From: PipperPupper
Sweet Jesus.
From: horsefucker jr
honestly i can't disagree
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Jeffypop has created a private chat.
Jeffypop has added PipperPupper to the chat.
From: Jeffypop
Phillip help I need your help
From: PipperPupper
What's wrong dude???
From: Jeffypop
Okay, so what's Frances' favorite store/drink/perfume/resturant/movie/dog breed?
From: PipperPupper
Awwwwwww ,y'all are so cute
From: Jeffypop
answer the goddamn question
From: PipperPupper
Okay, jeez. Urban Outfitters/Stewart's cream soda (orange)/chance by chanel/ literally any italian kitchen/Breakfast at Tiffany's/ you are absolutely not buying her a dog.
From: Jeffypop
I'll take what I can get. Thanks, Phil.
From: PipperPupper
Sure thing. Good luck, dude
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From: Jeffypop
GuYS
From: GayorEuropean
what
From: Jeffypop
If Shawty was wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur, as well as the baggy sweat pants /and/ the reeboks with the straps, how many feet/legs does she have?
From: John PAIN
Wy are you guys like this?
From: Jeffypop From: theoBROsia
i guess that's why the whole club was looking at her
From: horsefucker jr
She used her four legs to balance herself so she could get low,low,low,low,low
From: John PAIN
Please could none of you ever speak to me again thanks
From: PipperPupper
k baii
From: Frenchy
Y'all need to stop. It's time to stop.
From: Jeffypop
k im out bye bitches
From: theoBROsia
An exit worthy of your father.
From: GayorEuropean
okay yall stay tuned for some more Shawty related questions.
From: PipperPupper
ugh