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From: Frenchy
Okay so callout post for Marty Jefferson for being a genuinely sweet, caring person!!1!
From: PipperPupper
Now that's what I call dragging
From: Jeffypop
C'mon I'm not that cool.
From: Frenchy
I'm sORRy? You have the nerve to show up at my house, with a case of my favorite type of soda, watch my favorite movie with me, and then say you're not swEEt???? Binch?
From: John PAIN
Y'all might as well get married now 'cause it doesn't get any sweeter than this
From: Jeffypop
Aaaaaaawwww babe <3
From: Frenchy
Bb <3
From: theoBROsia
#myotp
From: horsefucker
Jesus Christ on a bicycle you two are worse than Phillip and Theo
From: PipperPupper
haha wtf does that even mean me and theo are FRIENDS
From: theoBROsia
tbh I'm more concerned about "Christ on a bicycle"
From: GayorEuropean
You are Jesus, Phillip is the bicycle.
From: theoBROsia
@the abstract concept of death and the much-welcomed end it will bring, hmu
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From: PipperPupper
Guys what do I do I think Georges is attempting to shove a baguette up his ass????
From: horsefucker jr
Oh cool tell me how far in he gets it
From: John PAIN
why are you all like this
From: GayorEuropean
Don't worry guys, I'm using lube!
From: Jeffypop
I'm scared for y'all
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From: Jeffypop
Okay so you guys probably already guessed because I'm going out with Frances already, but, I'm gay. Like, full stop. 100% all natural homo.
From: Frenchy
That's my bae and she's great you go babe
From: Jeffypop
Thanks babe <3
From: PipperPupper
That's great, Marty, thanks for telling us! But like, how gay are you? Are you normal gay, or like, shoving one fourth of an extra-large baguette up your ass, gay?
From: Jeffypop
tbh I'm somewhere in between
From: GayorEuropean
Let me live
From: PipperPupper
NEVER
From: theoBROsia
Georges is Jesus, riding his baguette bicycle.
From: horsefucker jr
*100 emoji*
From: John PAIN
Why am I here
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Frenchy has created a private chat.
Frenchy has added horsefucker jr to the chat.
From: Frenchy
Okay so just out of curiosity, morbid curiosity,
From: Frenchy
What's the age of consent in our state
From: horsefucker jr
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
From: Frenchy
Jesus Will, don't have a conniption. Just forget I asked.
From: horsefucker jr
Nah, don't worry. Seventeen's the magic age, man. Go wild.
From: Frenchy
I'm asking for someone else I swear
From: horsefucker jr Yeah, sure. ; ) Be careful, tho.
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From: Jeffypop
Why did Frances just turn to me and go "we're safe from the law"???
From: horsefucker h
shit.
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From: GayorEuropean MY MANICURE IS CHIPPING HELP
From: theoBROsia Wtf it's been two weeks mine never holds up that long
From: Frenchy Dark wizard Georges show me the forbidden gel polish
From: GayorEuropean You Americans are so odd.
From: Jeffypop Oh honestly, get that 1/4 of a baguette out of your ass, buddy
From: GayorEuropean
I don't deserve this