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From: PipperPupper Okay, so like, don't get mad, but I kind of added my sister to the chat.
From: The Angelicopter Wassup, bitches?
From: theoBROsia ANGIE!!! <3<3<3
From: The Angelicopter THEO!!! ;D
From: Frenchy Wait I'm confused are y'all, like, friends, or???
From: theoBROsia Yeah! We have weekly meetings!
From: Jeffypop What goes down in these meetings?
From: theoBROsia That's our secret, hunty. ;>
From: horsefucker jr Dark wizard Angie, tell us of the forbidden meetings.
From: The Angelicopter We literally go to Starbucks for an hour and gossip about Phillip
From: GayorEuropean *wolves whistling*
From: PipperPupper Should I feel complimented or should I be concerned for my life?
From: theoBROsia Okay, first of all, you French fucker, it should be *wolf whistles*.
From: theoBROsia And we do NOT spend an hour talking about Phillip. There are other things.
From: The Angelicopter Yeah, he's just the main topic.
From: GayorEuropean *wolf whistles*
theoBROsia has left the chat.
From: PipperPupper Somehow, we always end up here.
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From: John PAIN Man, is it just me, or is college not quite all it's cracked up to be?
From: Jeffypop Yeah. There's a shit ton of work and I miss my girlfriend. #justuniproblems
From: Frenchy Aaaww, baby! I miss you too! <3
From: Jeffypop <3
From: theoBROsia I miss y'all a ton. :'(
From: PipperPupper Omg I wish it was Summer again.
From: GayorEuropean I'm not that sad about summer being over, tbh.
From: GayorEuropean Because when Summer ends....
From: theoBROsia CHRISTMAS IS ONLY BEGINNING!
From: horsefucker jr DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUN!
From: John PAIN I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS!
From: PipperPupper THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED!
From: The Angelicopter I feel like I've just walked in on something sacred and yet sinful.
From: Frenchy And IIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIII
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From: Jeffypop There's Antique Roadshow fanfiction?
From: John PAIN @god what did we to do to deserve this?
From: Jeffypop Okay never mind it's just a Marvel AU
From: horsefucker jr Iconic.
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From: The Angelicopter Hey, Theo!
From: theoBROsia Yeah?
From: The Angelicopter You look so innocent, you look so sweet,
From: theoBROsia Don't you even fucking think about it.
From: horsefucker jr As long as Phillip has a face,
From: PipperPupper GTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTGTG
From: Jeffypop YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SEAT!
From: Frenchy You'll always have a seat!!!!
From: Frenchy Wow, babe, way to steal my thunder.
From: Jeffypop Such a blunder, sometimes it makes me wonder,
From: theoBROsia Can I die now
From: PipperPupper Only if you kill me too
From: GayorEuropean You know, they say double suicide is one of the most romantic things you can do with your partner!
From: John PAIN Georges, how about you never, ever get a relationship? Ever. Please and thank you.
From: horsefucker jr I second this notion.
From: theoBROsia This convo went from us being teased to Georges talking about the domestic romantism of double suicide.
From: GayorEuropean Yikes, sorry.
From: PipperPupper No, no! Go on Georges, I'm intrigued.
From: GayorEuropean Okay, so basically....
From: John PAIN Jesus Christ.
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From: horsefucker jr My father is stress-sewing. So he just sent me, like, six new pairs of trousers.
From: GayorEuropean Oh, that's cool. What're they made of, friendship material? ;}
From: horsefucker jr I'd tell you to miss me with that gay shit, but you didn't even throw that ball!
From: GayorEuropean O shit waddup boi
From: horsefucker jr Oh shit gotta Zayn!!! Luv u bro!!!
From: Frenchy *Undecypherable gay screeching*
From: GayorEuropean Bro....
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theoBROsia has created a private chat.
theoBROsia has added PipperPupper and The Angelicopter to the chat.
From: theoBROsia Oh guys, I'm so sorry, shit, I'm so sorry, are you two okay?
From: The Angelicopter Theo, b, what're you talking about? Of course we're okay! Is something wrong?
From: theoBROsia Oh my god. Do you guys not know?
From: PipperPupper Theodosia, seriously. Just tell us, before I die of worry.
From: theoBROsia Okay, guys, there's no really no easy way to say this, so I'm sorry if I'm too frank.
From: theoBROsia Your father's published a fucking 95-page article on his affair.
From: PipperPupper You've got to be fucking kidding. Please, please, please, tell me you're joking.
From: The Angelicopter Oh, shit she's not. Theo, have you read this?
From: PipperPupper Holy shit slow down. What's it called?
From: theoBROsia The Reynolds Pamphlet.
From: PipperPupper Well, shit.