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lucarozanov

if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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Assorted posts from ilyuca81 throughout 2017

ilyuca81

just got home from training to see all the 8124 kissing gifs from the all star game!!!!!!!! we win these things :)♥︎♥︎

#ilyuca81 wins #8124 #rpf

ilyuca81

referring to ilya rozanov as just 'ilya' as if i know him personally^_^

#ilyuca81 thinks #81 #one day ilyuca will be real #manifestation works

🔄 ilyuca81 reblogged supernov

ilyuca81 carrying ilya rozanov fan hollanov shippers on his back

#ilyuca81 thinks #i take pride in it! #always surprised at the lack of 8124 shippers who are also dedicated 81 fans #its always 24 fans who ship them

ilyuca81

tis' the 8124 all stars season!!!!!!!

[image desc: a scanned traditional sketch of boston bear ilya rozanov kissing montreal voyageur shane hollander on the helmet with cartoonish stylistic features. around them, hearts are drawn.]

#ilyuca81 draws #8124 #they are in looooveeee #24 can you fight??? #i would lose but its worth a shot

ilyuca81

Anonymous asked

Hey! Absolutely love the art! The way you capture how Rozanov looks at Hollander in your works is out of this world!!!♥︎ Just wanted to ask why you don't use the official Rozander tag and instead use their jersey numbers?

hiii anon! tysm for the support :> ilya is sooo in luv with hollander that its sick. and i use jersey numbers to avoid any of the players seeing my stuff haha

#ilyuca81 asks #tho i doubt any of them are on tumblr #better safe than sorry though #great 8124 omegaverse chirp of 2015

ilyuca81

Anonymous asked

how many languages do u speak?

im fluent in german and french. i'm also studying english and russian! ^___^

#ilyuca81 asks #i use here to study my english #and i translate

ilyuca81

basedandballed asked

new to hockey and scared to ask what the great 8124 omegaverse chirp of 2015 is

omggg this is deepcut lore(not really since it ws two years ago but it really only get discussed in rpf spaces) BUT BASICALLY! im guessing a relative of one of the boston bears showed them decided it was a good idea to show them hockey rpf because one time in 2015 after the bears had won the match 81 proceeded to yell that hes "the alpha of the rink", points to a very confused and dejected after losing 24 and says "they think you are a simple omega!"then promptly skates off like nothing happened. this never gets addressed or brought up again but this went viral on tumblr and was a topic of conversation for months…

obviously i do not condone sharing or shoving of rpf into the faces of the real people in question but it was still really amusing to see. also i dont even think 81 knew what the terms meant at the time xD

#ilyuca81 asks #8124 lore #i have no fears #81 knows what omegaverse is #i have one fear

ilyuca81

Anonymous asked

would you ever draw shayden?

no.

#ilyuca81 asks #24 isn't even a friend #if i could i would ignore him but he just had to be 81s greatest rival #and secret lover #i support 81s wrongs #even if that means supporting him dating a voyageur #on a more serious note: you can ship 24 with any member on the league and you choose 35???? #montreals 15th best player????

ilyuca81

topollander asked

thoughts on 2481?

imagine seeing 81 and 24 stand next to eachother and going "yeah 81 is getting hammered by 24"

#ilyuca81 asks #this is the most graphic i will get since im a minor #my 17th is in sept #but i do have thoughts #and very mean ones having to do with 2481

ilyuca81

Anonymous asked

literally cannot tell if you like hollander or not

i respect him a lot as a player and as 81s boyfriend but you will NEVER catch me supporting montreal!!!!! im sorry!!! :)

#ilyuca81 asks #hes like my gay cousin

ilyuca81

81: a smile would be nice ;)))) 24: nothing to smile about :/

[image desc: assorted sketches of shane and ilya on the ice together. in the middle is ilya looking at shane with a large grin while making a gesture with each of his pointer fingers pointing at the ends of his lips, signalling for shane to smile back at him. shane instead chooses to frown at ilya.]

#ilyuca81 draws #8124 #81 having chronic smileisms whenever he plays against 24 #hes embarrassing me

ilyuca81

im not a furry but…

[image desc: sketches of ilya rozanov draw as an anthropomorphic bear. they range across different styles but lean more cartoonish. in the corner is a drawing of a very hyperealistic bear.]

#ilyuca81 draws #81 #blame shilyaisms for this #asked for bear ilya #she thought i meant a literal bear #so here we are

ilyuca81

my hockey muse♥︎

[image desc: a fully rendered drawing of ilya rozanov after scoring the goal.]

#ilyuca81 draws #81 #wish him all the wins in the world

Assorted posts from lucarozanov throughout 2017

🔄 lucarozanov reblogged shilyaisms

some good ol shilya to pass through these tough and trying times

[image desc: a digital work of shane and ilya in a compromising position with shane on top. ilya is in casual clothing while shane is wearing a boston bears rozanov jersey. their body language implies that they're fighting but it is clear in their expressons that they're in love.]

#me: i cant stand shilya!!! #me when shilyaisms drops new shilya art: me and the bestie!!!! #no seriously but this is so good #ur ilya is da cutest

lucarozanov

hockey gets so hard but then i remember maybe i too can be number 2 in the draft and find myself a beautiful russian hockey player who is kinda the devil

#shane hollander living MY dreams #im not jealous #haha #i am

lucarozanov

if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

#like shane isnt worried about hollanov rps #shanes busy being on 50 magazines a week #when he should really be on the rink

lucarozanov

cant fight with ilya in the war against hayden pike because my best friend likes him for some reason

#but like if youre gonna pick someone from montreal #at least pick a good player #i know shes gonna see this #do better

lucarozanov

[gif desc: ilya instigating a fight with new york admirals scott hunter]

[gif desc: scott hunter punching ilya]

SCOTT HUNTER, CURSES WILL BE PLACED ON YOU.

#why hasnt he retired yet #ilya has done nothing wrong #free my boy #people saying that its ilyas fault #he doesnt have internet how is he supposed to know

lucarozanov

get so sad whenever people act like ilya can't have deep and meaningful discussions about anything when hes actually so smart :(

#why i don't trust people who stick really hard to the playboy ilya narrative #god forbid a guy be at the club

lucarozanov

people are coming into my ask box accusing me of not knowing anything about hockey just because i post rpf. one of us is making it to the nhl and it certainly isnt you anon

#they dont know the lore #meet me on the rink hayden pike #im beating your ass

lucarozanov

can i just say its kinda cute whenever ilyas in the penalty box. like awhhhh hes in timeout again

#like maybe dont free him

lucarozanov

"if ilya rozanov was gay" what do you mean IF?

#would rather be a shayden shipper #than live in a world where ilya rozanov is straight


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the moon and the sun by shaydendont

Hockey RPF, Sports RPF

No Archive Warnings Apply, Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Forbidden Lovers, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Alternative Universe - Faeries, shaydendont writes hollanov?, yeah i cant believe it either

Ilya, the heir to the sun kingdom meets Shane, a knight of the moon kingdom.

inspired by ilyuca81's fanart on tumblr!

Language: English Words: 40,738 Chapters: 2/2 Comments: 35 Kudos: 837 Bookmarks: 462 Hits: 6,736


2018

ilyuca81

Hey guys! A bit of a more formal and bittersweet post but in exactly 24 hours I will be deleting this blog and my sideblog (@lucarozanov). I realise that this is sudden but I think its time to retire my rpf days and hopefully move onto bigger and greater things. I still love Ilya, 8124 and most importantly hockey but life has granted me opportunities that are more important than a tumblr blog.

I really cherish the memories and friends I've made through my Ilya posting, my artworks and 8124. Thank you all.

Feel free to save any fanart of mine for archive purposes.

Sincerely,

ilyuca81

#ilyuca81 final goodbye #its been a good run!

🔄 lucarozanov reblogged ilyuca81

Hey guys! A bit of a more formal and bittersweet post but in exactly 24 hours I will be deleting this blog and my sideblog (@lucarozanov). I realise that this is sudden but I think its time to retire my rpf days and hopefully move onto bigger and greater things. I still love Ilya, 8124 and most importantly hockey but life has granted me opportunities that are more important than a tumblr blog.

I really cherish the memories and friends I've made through my Ilya posting, my artworks and 8124. Thank you all.

Feel free to save any fanart of mine for archive purposes.

Sincerely,

ilyuca81

#cant believe we got ilyuca81 closing before hollanov #really sad #but excited for my new era

shaydentruther

AND ANOTHER HOLLANOV SHIPPER DOWN!

#all jokes aside though #really will miss lucas insanity on the feed #he was fun

holladays24

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ILYUCA81 IS GONE???????

#emi posts #im so miserable #he was the only consistent hollanov artist #now i gotta deal with shilya flooding my feed

shilyaisms

luca saying hes gonna retire his rpf days. I KNOW HES NOT SERIOUS

#mourning #that was my bff #and theyve taken him

ilyuca81

some things before i go.

[image desc: a digitally painted artwork of a young ilya rozanov in a face off with an older, more recent ilya. in the corner is a message written by ilyuca81 thanking ilya for being such an inspiration.]

[image desc: a traditional drawing coloured with watercolours. ilya rozanov and shane hollander stand facing eachother in suits under a wedding arch. they're both smiling at eachother. laughing. in gold pencil, ilyuca81 has written 'i wish you both the best'.]

[image desc: an array of humourous sketches of ilya and shane in different wedding suits and even dresses. a stand out is a sketch of ilya, in a wedding dress, bridal carrying an embarrassed shane.]

#ilyuca81 final goodbye #some really personal drawings i've kept to myself #81 has grown up so much #i hope 81 and 24 get to love eachother openly some day


2022

Luca Haas likes to think that he settled pretty well into the dynamic of the Ottawa Centaurs. He isn't a rookie anymore but hes still being babied by the older members. The only change is that he finds that he doesn't mind it as much anymore. Obviously he still flushes at any compliment that comes his way, its in his nature, but he doesn't try to deny them or seem humble anymore. He accepts the compliment with pride.

He even thinks hes over the better part of his crush on Ilya Rozanov.

And look, Luca is very respectful of Ilya and Shane's relationship. In fact, he even drew a portrait of them and Anya as a wedding gift! He is a supportive friend and teammate who used to have an extremely bad crush on his captain and tries not to make obvious to said captain or his husband. Who happens to be Luca's alternate captain and the best player in the entire league. So yeah, Luca's life is going pretty good.

Except for one glaring problem. He has a secret.

Luca knew that he wanted to be on the ice forever since he was four. He knew he wanted to play hockey professionally when he was seven and poured hours into learning every single he could about the sport. Then at nine years old, he sees Ilya Rozanov fly across the ice.

It's pretty easy to figure out the timeline from there. He was enamoured with Ilya Rozanov and spent hours watching highlight reels, compilations and games to understand how Ilya played. He made hockey look like fun.

Luca loved hockey and didn't think he could live without but he'd be a liar if he said there weren't days where the sport wasn't be fun anymore. As a clutch, he fell back on drawing. He doesn't think he's particularly good but it relaxes him and soothes his brain in ways hockey can't.

When somebody asks him about when he started art, he says that its something thats always been with him. Like hockey. However, he knows that he truly started getting into it when he was fifteen.

Fifteen year old Luca Haas was painfully average. He was hockey smart and artistic but he always felt way too normal for someone wanting to make it to professional hockey. And he didn't mind that. In fact, it was a tactical disguise for what he got up to when he was sure nobody was looking.

He was short on money and needed quick cash that he didn't want to ask his parents for. So when he comes across an online forum of someone asking if somebody was willing to draw art of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander together for a hefty price, who was Luca to refuse? It doesn't matter that the request entailed the two rivals holding onto eachother in a soft embrace.

Totally normal rival stuff. And Luca got hooked before he even knew what was happening. He still drew stuff for extra cash, but he also just drew them for fun. He posted them online and that was that for an entire four years of his life.

And then, he got drafted and realised he had to take this secret with him to the grave. Especially with Ilya Rozanov, and later on Shane Hollander, on his team.


diana @rozyposie

JUST FOUND THIS AWESOME HOLLANOV FANART???? BUT I CAN'T FIND THE ARTIST???

[image desc: in ilyuca81's recogniseable artstyle, is art of ilya rozanov and shane hollander as fae.]

kelsey @rideacentaur

oh thats. thats ilyuca81 on my timeline.

shane's brittany♥︎ @hollanduh

how did you even find this i can't

diana @rozyposie

dark times are hitting the rozyposie hq and i needed to get a hit of hollanov again

 

bella @hottawas

wow no but like seriously rest in peace ilyuca81… you would've loved hollanov marriage. bless ur soul. wherever you are.

kate🏒 @scotthunterapologiser

the concept of bringing up ilyuca81 in the grand 2022….

rosie @hottawas

hes missed so much essential hollanov lore….. i hope wherever he is hes living his best life

 

mike @shaydyouthen

the timeline bringing up ilyuca81 is giving me war flashbacks to when he drew shayden for april fools but it was genuinely such good fanart that we all thought he'd switched over

peneople🐴 @8135yaoi

I REMEMBER THAAAAT. oh mygod. only for him to spam reblog a bunch of hayden slander posts. he was so messy i miss him

mike @shaydyouthen

i can't prove it but i know he had a soft spot for hayden

 

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

excuse me maam, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. that is my sister who was killed by a metra train. and it this post is very disrespectful. idk who you are or if you even know her but i need you to take this down please.

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

people posting about ilyuca81 as if they didnt find human remains in his LA home

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

ACTUALLY NO. people are talking about him like hes dead "ilyuca81 are you watching?" ilyuca81 is furthering his career😭😭😭

 

benjamin @hollzy81

who the hell is ilyuca81 and why is the timeline mourning him

bella @hottawas

i forget you were born yesterday…. ilyuca81 was the hollanov god

benjamin @hollzy81

"was" did he die????

bella @hottawas

YES😭😭😭I'M STILL MOURNING TO THIS DAY

mikey @shaydyouthen

not you straight up lying. literally all he did was deactivate his tumblr

bella @hottawas

AND IM STILL MOURNING TO THIS DAY!!!


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i loved you until i hated you by rozyilya

Hockey RPF, Sports RPF

No Archive Warnings Apply, Ilya Rozanov/Luca Haas, Background Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Luca Haas, Unrequited Crush, Angst, Hurt/No Comfort, 5+1 fic, Luca Haas is an Ilya Rozanov Fanboy, but he gets sad about it, shane isnt in this fic but boy does he haunt it

Five times Luca Haas tries to get over his crush and the one time he can't.

Language: English Words: 9,737 Chapters: 1 Comments: 3 Kudos: 261 Bookmarks: 78 Hits: 738


emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

a comprehensive thread on who ilyuca81 was and his impact on hollanov!!!!!!! (1/20)

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

ilyuca81 (or luca to close friends) made his tumblr blog around 2014/2015 after becoming well known on hockey forums for drawing hockey art commissions! he was especially popular with hollanov fans for reasons i'm sure you can put together! (2/20)

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

he started off already pretty popular but his blog only grew in popularity when he started posting more obvious rps fanart of hollanov. he was extremely well-respected within the community and very much pushed for respecting the boundaries of the players. (3/20)

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

i think its also important to know that he was a minor during his time as ilyuca81 and is now in his early 20s (i remember because we found out we were birthday twins but im a year older than him)! he was a very talented artist for his age but it was obvious it was also another outlet for his love and appreciation of hockey. (4/20)

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

his favourite player was ilya rozanov and when i say he was an ilya SUPERFAN i mean it. he must've came out of the womb stanning rozanov because that boy knew everything about him. it was actually really sweet.

he also liked 8124 (what he called hollanov. he was very firm on using numbers instead of names.) (5/20)

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

by 2016, his blog was extremely popular and he was usually the reason why hockey broke fandom containment. i'm like 99.99% sure hes the reason why hayden pike is known for having a million kids by outside hockey fans. he also kinda put hollanov on the map since pre-2015 was when shayden was like THE hollander ship. (6/20)

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

he also had a sideblog called lucarozanov (yes it was literally his name+rozanov. he was very much the first bf stan) where he was a bit more relaxed. and by relaxed i mean he did not hold back when dissing other players. especially hayden pike because of the fact that ilya's beef with pike was very popular (not as much as hollanov obv) as well as shayden still being a large majority at the time. (7/20)

[image desc: a screenshot of a tumblr post by lucarozanov that reads 'hayden pike has had more kids than goals scored this season']

Show more of thread…

 

peneople🐴 @8135yaoi

i remember the first time i commissioned ilyuca81 for rozapike fanart and he told me that he hopes i sail better seas in the future

penelope🐴 @8135yaoi

mind you what he drew for me is still the best rozapike fanart out there today

shane's brittany♥︎ @hollanduh

and the only?????😭 the fuck

penelope🐴 @8135yaoi

didn't you used to ship scott hunter and ilya?

shane's brittany♥︎ @hollanduh

man fuck you

 

mikey @shaydyouthen

all my oomfs shipping washed ships. we're better than this guys

kate🏒 @scotthunterapologiser

this is wild coming from a shayden shipper

mikey @shaydyouthen

WE USED TO RULE THE WORLD

kate🏒 @scotthunterapologiser

key words being 'used to'

 

bella @hottawas

emilia's 'comprehensive' thread being 20 posts long and not a single one of them mentioning how he managed to convince the entire fandom and some outsiders that the omegaverse chirping of 2015 was real

diana @rozyposie

I'M SORRY THE WHAT???

bella @hottawas

ilyuca81 made up a lie about how ilya said he was the alpha while shane was just an omega for absolutely no reason but to fuck with people

diana @rozyposie

oh my god i wish he was still alive

mikey @shaydyouthen

HES STILL ALIVE HES JUST NOT ONLINE ANYMORE????😭

 

🔄 kate🏒 @scotthunterapologiser

does anyone remember when ilyuca81 made a twitter account just to comment under posts on scotts official account asking if he knew dinosaurs to make fun of how old he was? and like he'd name specific dinosaurs too.

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

he also had a sideblog called lucarozanov (yes it was literally his name+rozanov. he was very much the first bf stan) where he was a bit more relaxed. and by relaxed i mean he did not hold back when dissing other players…

kate🏒 @scotthunterapologiser

he probably deactivated the twitter account too but i remember i couldn't even be mad because it was funny as hell.

 

zane @ilyasluca

posted a new fic!!! 20k words of luca pining over ilya and finally getting what he deserves!

 

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

there are whole other worlds out there. and one of them is shipping ships that have never been shipped before

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

not for it… not against it…. but a secret third thing……


the hollanov secret society (2 people)

luca: no but i just feel like if hayden and shane really wanted to kiss they would've done it by now

georgie: dude theyre shipping you and rozanov on twitter

luca: like you should see how hayden looks at shane. theres definitely something but its none of my business

luca: wait they're what

georgie: they caught your yearning ass in 4k https://archiveofourown.org/works/736283

luca: SHUT UP. ohmygod how did this person write this much about me and ilya

georgie: these are bold words from someone who was drawing hollanov pre softlaunching their relationship via the irina foundation

luca: THATS DIFFERENT!!! theyre my teammates now. this is so humiliating

luca: like its weird because

luca: idk. its weird.

georgie: hey im just teasing. i know you dont like rozanov like that anymore

luca: yeah i know. its just hard i guess

luca: i knew me and ilya would never happen and i think shane and ilya are perfect for eachother

luca: it was just a stupid teenage crush

georgie: well yeah. and also youre a very nice young man mr haas

georgie: you deserve much much MUCH better than rozanov

luca: hey.. hes still my captain.

georgie: ive said my piece!

georgie: oh wait and also. just figured i'd tell you this but ilyuca81 is resurfacing on twitter

luca: ohmygod. it gets worse

georgie: its fineeeeee. i dont think anyones making any connections?

luca: that doesnt make me feel any better :(


kelsey @rideacentaur

ilyuca81 sharing the same name as luca haas of the ottawa centaurs is the funniest shit ever

bella @hottawas

oh my god you're right… maybe ilyuca81 was reborn as luca haas!

kelsey @rideacentaur

centaurs lore is so fucking dumb these days like i'd believe it


the hollanov secret society (2 people)

georgie: nevermind. they're learning

georgie: [attachment (1): a screenshot of @rideacentaur pointing out that luca haas and ilyuca81 share the same name. below is a reply from @hottawas joking that they're actually the same person]


ottawa centaurs+harris (13 people)

ilya: we will bring anya to training tomorrow

(1 person reacted with '❓')

shane: We are not. Do not listen to him.

ilya: oh shane you know i will convince u ;)

(9 people reacted with '👎')

bood: Get a room guys!!!

luca: i hope the earth swallows me whole

shane: Are you okay Luca?

ilya: ????

hayes: WOAHH MAN😭

bood: Ok they aren't that bad

harris: you need someone to talk to luca?

luca: oh wrong chat

luca: my bad guys

luca: uh i would really like to see anya, ilya

ilya: :D

ilya: see shane? even our luca wants to see anya! i'll be happy luca will be hapy everyone will be happy!

troy: Luca would probably eat cockroaches for you.

harris: troy!

troy: I'm voting against bringing Anya.

ilya: this is only because you want to get into my husbands pants and think he is a babe

ilya: i understand this but shane has no threesomes rule

troy: Fuck off man.


the hollanov secret society (2 people)

georgie: i don't think theres anything substantial that can link you back to ilyuca81 besides your name

georgie: oh and the fact they know you both played hockey

georgie: and ure both in your early 20s

georgie: man youre screwed

luca: this is really nice to hear

luca: its over for me

georgie: i can try and divert??

luca: do your best……

georgie: anything for u luca 'ilyuca81 lucarozanov' haas

luca: :(


If you told Luca Haas that living his teenage years out on a blog centered around hockey players being gay would come and eventually bite him on his profesional hockey playing ass later down in his career, he would've just accepted his fate.

That doesn't make the consequences any less scary however.

He finds himself pacing in front of Harris' office, unsure on whether he should knock or if this is even the appropriate place to go. Maybe he should talk to Coach? Or Ilya and Shane? No, definitely not Ilya and Shane. He'd rather die.

Before he can run off, he hears the door click open and sees Harris and Troy walk out, obviously surprised to see Luca look so panicked.

"I fucked up," Luca says dumbly. He feels like he's back in the body of his 20 year old fresh-faced rookie self as he watches the faces of the two older men soften with worry. "Not anything awful. It's just really stupid and I don't know what to do."

Harris was the first one to speak, wrapping his arm around Luca and rubbing his shoulder, intending to soothe his nerves. "Hey, hey. Whatever you did we can fix, right Troy?"

"Uh, yep."

"Let's go into the office," Harris pushes Luca into the room and settles him onto a couch, Troy following in after and sitting himself on a nearby chair. Harris moves his hand to stay firm on Luca's back and in a calm voice asks, "So what did you do?"

In a mumbled voice, "I used to have an old tumblr blog where I posted fanart of Ilya. With Shane."

Harris blinks a few times, and then looks back at Troy who shares a similar confused reaction. "Repeat that?"

"When I was younger," Luca suddenly feels the room get very hot, "I used to make fanart of um, Ilya and Shane, and post it onto… Um, online."

Harris really does not want to make the situation more humiliating for Luca but it's difficult not to let out a small laugh at the absurdity of the situation.

"I don't see whats wrong with that," Troy says, "We like when you draw us. Especially Ilya."

Luca looks up at Troy like hes about to burst into tears before looking back down, completely and utterly dejected.

"…Or not."

Harris clears his throat, patting Luca on the back. Partly because he's proud of the guy for admitting something so personal and partly because he's honestly impressed Luca has managed to keep this secret for so long. "There's nothing wrong with that Luca," Harris smiles. "We all have our vices."

"Normally kids watch highlight reels of their favourites," Luca scoffs but it doesn't hold any real malice. "I did that and then drew my favourites making out right after."

"Holy shit," Troy gasps like the puzzle pieces finally fell into place. "That's actually kind of cool."

Luca whips his head up at Troy, face shrouded in disbelief.

"I mean like, you were obviously drawing them before they came out or I guess, outed. But that means you've supported them since the very beginning."

"I mean," Luca shrugged. He couldn't really argue with Troy's words. "Yeah, I guess so."

"Well," Harris starts. "I'm glad you're being honest about this Luca. What made you want to tell us, or well, me?"

"My friend told me that fans are starting to connect the dots between my blog and me," Luca cringed. "So I figured you'd wanna know in case it. I don't know. Gets out of control I guess."

"Oh!" Harris exclaimed, like he hadn't even considered that it would be an actual situation to deal with. "I can release a statement if theres any real allegations but I doubt fans will actually find out that its you."

Luca huffed, "Yeah. Not like my name was attached to it or anything.

"Luca."

"Or my age…"

"Luca, no.."

"Or the fact that I played hockey and talked about wanting to play profesionally."

"Luca!" Harris frowns but he didn't seem actually mad, and Troy began bursting out laughing.

Luca did feel really bad but, "I didn't know I was gonna make it and be on the same team as Ilya and Shane! Do you not how crazy that would sound in 2015?"

Harris just nods, understanding. They sit in silence for awhile, unsure of where to go from there, until Harris speaks up again. "Fans can't make the connection for certain based off just that information. Just be careful! It'll all be fine."

"If you say so…" Luca agreed, then as if remembering something crucial, "Oh. I have so may posts of me uh, complimenting Ilya."

"Complimenting?" Harris smiled knowingly.

And at the same time, Troy chuckled. "Man, Shane would probably murder you if you're that embarrassed about it."


peneople🐴 @8135yaoi

it took me awhile but i've managed to compile all the ilyuca81 fanart i had commissioned! a lot of it is rozapike but theres some hollanov too! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[image desc: in a collage like image is fanart of hayden pike and ilya rozanov together. they all vary in whether they can be interpreted as romantic fanart but they all share the same signature ilyuca81 art style.

in the corner is a small section of various hollanov drawings.]

mikey @shaydyouthen

the fact that you still ship rozapike in 2022 in so ridiculous

peneople🐴 @8135yaoi

one day hayden will get invited to the cottage

mikey @shaydyouthen

yeah by shane… not ilya fucking rozanov

 

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

if we're sharing our ilyuca81 art then heres a piece i commissioned for my birthday!

[image desc: a digital drawing of ilya rozanov but instead drawn as a woman. written at the bottom: 'happy birthday emi!']

kelsey @rideacentaur

NEED THAT

bella @hottawas

oh wow…

 

zane @ilyasluca

posted a new ilya/luca fic!

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

why do you like ilya/luca so much?

zane @ilyasluca

luca has the face of a guy who grew up wanting ilya bad and i just wanna see the lil guy happy

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

u not even wrong bruh🙏😭

 

diana @rozyposie

ilya drought so bad they got me reading ilya/luca

shane's brittany♥︎ @hollanduh

WE WERE NOT IN THE HOLLANOV TRENCHES JUST FOR YOU GUYS TO BE SHIPPING ILYA WITH LUCA

kelsey @rideacentaur

ok grandma lets get you to bed

diana @rozyposie

GOD FORBID A GIRL ENJOY A BIT OF AGE GAP!!!!

 

🐒 @earth2barrett

was looking at old ilya interviews that were in russian and realised that ilyuca81 is behind so many of the translations😭

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

he was such a dedicated ilya fan. but also i think language learning came easy to him because he spoke german fluently AND was learning english as well.

🐒 @earth2barrett

oh mygod… ilyuca81 really was reborn as luca haas

 

benjamin @hollzy81

the concept of shipping ilya with the guy he repeatedly calls his and his husbands son

 

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

just uploaded my compilation of ilya referring to luca as our (his and shanes) boy onto youtube! link in bio :)

 

kate🏒 @scotthunterapologiser

timeline needs to remember that luca haas is a grown ass man who can date whoever he likes even if they ARE years older than him😭

lindsay @wyattglaze

youre only saying this because scott hunter was born before the big bang and has a younger boyfriend

kate🏒 @scotthunterapologiser

I CANT WITH YOU PEOPLE

 

bella @hottawas

not everything needs a comment. just sit back and observe

kelsey @rideacentaur

i know your 'has an opinion about everything' ass is not saying this


ottawa centaurs+harris (13 people)

harris: upper management want luca and ilya to do some photoshoots together

troy: Aren't you upper management now?

harris: upper upper management

harris: upper management want luca and ilya to do some photoshoots together

↪️ shane: Why?

ilya: do not be jealous hollander ;)

shane: Shut up. I'm not.

(2 people reacted with '👀')

shane: I'm leaving.

harris: theres just been in a rise in popularity between wanting to see more of ilya and luca together…

bood: Man I remember when they wanted me to do a bunch of shoots with Dykstra

dykstra: good timesss🙂‍↕️

harris: yeah its nothing too special! more cozy and simple than our usual shoots

hayes: This cause theres people shipping Ilya and Luca now?

ilya: to where???

luca: oh my god

shane: He's kidding. He knows what shipping is.

hayes: This cause theres people shipping Ilya and Luca now?

↪️ harris: …yeah pretty much

harris: how'd you know???

hayes: Look its very hard to keep up with hockey fans online while trying not to be concious of fandom culture. I just wanna look at art of me as a superhero.

bood: Nerd!

hayes: You do NOT wanna see what they're saying about you man

(1 person reacted with '😂')

ilya: people want to see more of me and luca because they want us together?

ilya: @luca i have husband. he does not share

ilya: i am sorry

luca: oh my god

ilya: you are my baby. but not like that🙂

luca: i cant do this

shane: Luca, I am so sorry he's like this.

ilya: he is not genuine i can see him smiling

troy: How do you live with him Shane?

ilya: your boyfriend is in this chat barrett

harris: no i've also wondered this too!

harris: but anyways the shoot isn't until next week. just wanted to give a small heads up :)

troy: What even is shipping?

bood: Hayes should explain it

hayes: WHAT WHY ME

dykstra: tbf man none of us are into that stuff like you are

hayes: Yeah but that's for like superheroes… Not my teammates

ilya: as captain i will explain😎 rest easy

bood: oh this will be good

ilya: shipping is when hockey player answers other hockey players mating call and fans notice

ilya: shanes calling was canadian wolf bird

ilya: was not very sexy but its ok because the rest of him? very sexy ;)

(7 people reacted with '👎')

shane: Literally what are you saying?

troy: What even is shipping?

↪️ harris: its basically just fans wanting players to be together! romantically!

troy: Like on Luca's old blog?

luca: DELETE THAT.

[troy has deleted one message]

troy: Shit! Sorry kid.

luca: i think i just had a heart attack

ilya: what did troy delete?

troy: Nothing.

ilya: oh so you can tell me you think shane hollander is a babe but not this

troy: Oh my god. Shane, please come and get your husband.

shane: Sorry Troy!


troy to harris❤️🍎

troy: I ship you and me.

harris❤️🍎: awhhhh i ship u and me too!

troy: ❤️


ilya to my husband

ilya: i bet barrett is looking up shane hollander and troy barrett ship now

my husband: Shut up

my husband: And come upstairs

ilya: anything for you


Ottawa Centaurs ☑️ @ottawacentaurs

Ilya Rozanov and Luca Haas meet up over drinks and design Rozanov's new tattoo! Watch below!

▶️ youtu.be/jdUh9KxLm5oZ

#OttawaCentaurs

zane @ilyasluca

which could mean nothing ;)

kim @lucasgirl

WE FINALLY GETTING ARTIST LUCA HAAS CONTENT😭😭😭😭🙏

 

shane's brittany♥︎ @hollanduh

ilya: i want a tattoo of your sister

luca: i can do that

ilya: [pulls out wedding portrait and points at anya] look how cute you draw her!

shane, in the background: where did you pull that from?

shane's brittany♥︎ @hollanduh

shane being in the background watching is so cute. if you take him away from ilya for more than 2 seconds he explodes

benjamin @hollzy81

'cute' and then shane has ilya on a damn leash

shane's brittany♥︎ @hollanduh

they are right where they wanna be

 

kelsey @rideacentaur

LUCA BEING REFERRED TO AS ANYA'S BROTHER?????😭😭

 

diana @rozyposie

luca haas is truly hollanovs favourite. what do you mean as soon as he started getting self deprecating about his art ilya and shane immediately started reassuring him that hes the bestest artist they've ever seen😭

 

🐒 @earth2barrett

you can tell shane gave birth to luca because they're both neurotic flowers who can somehow keep up with ilya rozanov

kate🏒 @scotthunterapologiser

shane hollander does not have time to be pregnant or give birth

 

🔄 bella @hottawas

then were was shane hollander during april 2018?

kate🏒 @scotthunterapologiser

shane hollander does not have time to be pregnant or give birth

kate🏒 @scotthunterapologiser

HE WAS CONCUSSED?????

 

kelsey @rideacentaur

harris might as well have added shane to the video title. he's not even physically in the video but ilya keeps looking over at him with the craziest heart eyes

 

mikey @shaydyouthen

hey does anyone else think that the artstyle luca haas has is really similar to ilyuca81s??

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

theres only so many ways you can draw shane and ilya

 

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

luca's wedding portrait of hollanov+anya reminds me so much of ilyuca81's final hollanov drawing that he posted before deactivating

[image desc: ilyuca81's wedding art of shane and ilya]

penelope🐴 @8135yaoi

oh my god you're so right! the composition and art style are like nearly the same too

bella @hottawas

OMGGG not you digging this from the grave

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

luca haas predicted…. hollanov marriage? do you realise how ridiculous that sounds

 

shane's brittany♥︎ @hollanduh

looked back on the ilyuca81 shane art i had commissioned from way back and realised that him and luca (haas) draw shanes freckles the same way!

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

how do you even draw freckles in a specific way

shane's brittany♥︎ @hollanduh

i remember him saying that he included two more prominent freckles on shane's left cheek and four prominent ones on his right cheek amongst the smaller freckles! in reference to shane being 24.

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

nah you made that up


the hollanov secret society (2 people)

georgie: is this real

georgie: [attachment (1): a screenshot of @hollanduh describing how ilyuca81 drew freckles]

luca: ….yes

georgie: bro you're cooked

luca: how was i supposed to know ilya was gonna whip THAT out!!!

georgie: phrasing my guy

luca: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!

georgie: they're connecting the dots man

luca: i'll go tell harris :/

georgie: hey have you even told rozanov and hollander about this

luca: …no? i'd rather fall into a pit and die

georgie: oh man you're screwed


lindsay @wyattglaze

the ilyuca81 is luca haas theory is all fun in games until you realise that this means centaurs potentially has FOUR members who are queer😭

kim @lucasgirl

#lesbianlucahaas2022 shes coming home

lindsay @wyattglaze

luca haas join our evil lesbian relationship

 

🔄 diana @rozyposie

we didn't need to find out luca haas is queer via his old secret tumblr blog when in his first interview he said that he had posters of ilya above his bed as a teenager

lindsay @wyattglaze

the ilyuca81 is luca haas theory is all fun in games until you realise that this means centaurs potentially has FOUR members who are queer😭

penelope🐴 @8135yaoi

omg this reminds me how ilyuca81 used to post his ilya poster all the time on his sideblog

diana @rozyposie

wait… if luca haas had a poster of ilya above his bed… and if ilyuca81 had a posted of ilya above his bed…

peneople🐴 @8135yaoi

@rozanovingonandon make the thread

 

lindsay @wyattglaze

i cant beieve luca is an rpf warrior and draws hollanov ship art

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

DOES LUCA KNOW HES DOING THIS?

 

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

no man its crazy. they're accusing my close personal friend luca haas of running a rozander tumblr blog. OVER HAVING AN ILYA ROZANOV POSTER IN 2015.

diana @rozyposie

OK BUT GENUINELY WHAT ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO THINK

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

man i dont know. i can't even defend him anymore


hollander family (4 people)

yuna: Did you guys know your teammate used to run a blog about you guys when he was a teenager?

shane: What do you mean?

yuna: I saw on twitter that Haas used to have an account dedicated to you and Ilya. How sweet!

shane: Why are you on twitter?

shane: No, actually nevermind. Why would you think Luca has an account about us?

yuna: You guys were very popular back then!

ilya: back then????

yuna: And still are now :)

ilya: 😎😎😎

shane: Wait but what do you mean blog about us? Like he wrote stuff about us?

ilya: no obviously he drew us

shane: ???

yuna: Here's a link to a post explaining it all sweetheart🩷

yuna: https://twitter.com/rozanovingonandon/status/2006758587251895591?s=46

david: What is Tumblr?


emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

another comprehensive thread but this time on the similarities between ilyuca81 and luca haas!

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

1. luca haas and ilyuca81 share the same first name! they also share the same letter of their last name. though ilyuca81 never shared his last name online he did sign a lot of his traditional non-hockey related works with 'luca h'!

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

2. ilyuca81 is supposedly in his early 20s and shares a birthday with luca haas who is also in his early 20s!

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

3. they both played hockey and ilyuca81 was extremely knowledgeable of the sport (like shane hollander levels of crazy about the sport)! there were a lot of times where ilyuca81 would talk about how he wanted to play for the nhl :')

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

4. they both draw! oomfs have even pointed out how they share extremely similar artstyless.

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

5. both of them are polyglots (and coincidentally speak the same languages)!

Show more of thread…

 

🔄 kate🏒 @scotthunterapologiser

this 'comprehensive' thread is 38 posts long btw

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

another comprehensive thread but this time on the similarities between ilyuca81 and luca haas!

 

🔄 benjamin @hollzy81

Look at my hockey players bro they were drawing gay fanart of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander in 2015😭

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

another comprehensive thread but this time on the similarities between ilyuca81 and luca haas!

 

🔄 vio @svtrighthere

MY FAVOURITE TUMBLR ARTIST WHO MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED IS A PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY PLAYER???

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

another comprehensive thread but this time on the similarities between ilyuca81 and luca haas!

vio @svtrighthere

AND WAS DRAWING GAY HOCKEY PLAYERS??????

kelsey @rideacentaur

who did you think he was drawing😭

vio @svtrighthere

I THOUGHT THEY WERE HIS OCS???

kelsey @rideacentaur

the concept of hollanov being being luca haas ocs…..

 

🔄 mikey @shaydyouthen

oh my name is luca haas i play professional hockey im on the same team as ilya rozanov and shane hollander i ran a popular hollanov tumblr blog im amazing at art and hockey BOY FUCK YOU

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

another comprehensive thread but this time on the similarities between ilyuca81 and luca haas!

 

🔄 lynn @lesbiansuperbat

isnt this the omegaverse chirp hockey person

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

another comprehensive thread but this time on the similarities between ilyuca81 and luca haas!

 

🔄 holly @Birds_And_Things

i dont go here but this is literally straight out of fanfiction

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

another comprehensive thread but this time on the similarities between ilyuca81 and luca haas!

 

🔄 kim @lucasgirl

all the qrts referring to THE LUCA HAAS as the omegaverse chirp person. this is a very strong reminder about digital footprint guys

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

another comprehensive thread but this time on the similarities between ilyuca81 and luca haas!

 

🔄 georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

my close and personal friend luca haas on the jumbotron. FREE HIM!

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

another comprehensive thread but this time on the similarities between ilyuca81 and luca haas!


the hollanov secret society (2 people)

georgie: https://twitter.com/rozanovingonandon/status/2006758587251895591?s=46

georgie: SIR THEY HAVE YOU ON THE JUMBOTRON

georgie: AND THEY'RE USING YOUR ILYA SELF INSERT DREAMS AGAINST YOU


luca to Harris Drover

luca: ok so

Harris Drover: i was just about to message you! how are you luca?

luca: i wish i was in a vat of acid

Harris Drover: well

Harris Drover: it could honestly be worse!

luca: this is the worst moment of my life


ilya to rabbit son (luca)

ilya: how come you hide so many drawings of me and shane?

Read at 6:26PM

ilya: awh dont leave your fave hockey player on read

ilya: they are very nice artwork :)

(1 person reacted with '❤️')


luca to Harris Drover

luca: i hope i get stuck in a vat of acid and then thrown into a volcano

Harris Drover: hey! its not that big a deal! theres been worse moments in nhl history :)

luca: ok but they werent having to learn your idol growing up is aware you drew gay art of him and his rival

luca: ohmygod all my posts being rude towards over players

Harris Drover: those were fun! its not any different from chirping

luca: one time i said that you can tell hayden pike genuinely thinks he deserves to be on the rink

Harris Drover: im sure pretty sure ilya has threatened to maim pike on the rink! multiple times! :)

Harris Drover: i wanted to ask if you wanted to release a statement? its not your fault but this entire thing IS getting a lot of attention.

Harris Drover: you only have to say what you want. we're not forcing you to say you don't want to.

luca: uhhh


the hollanov secret society (2 people)

luca: they want me to release a statement

georgie: WHAT

georgie: are you gonna??

luca: and ilya knows about it. which means shane does too.

georgie: oh man

georgie: i mean i guess you dont have anything to hide anymore

luca: its embarrassing!

georgie: you spend every minute of your life being embarrassed

georgie: but i get you

georgie: dont do it if you dont want to man

luca: uuuhghhhh…

luca: i think im going to

georgie: i will be on the front lines defending you luca rozanov

luca: YOU SUCK.


luca to Harris Drover

luca: release a statement

Harris Drover: it'll be done by the end of this week!


🧑‍🧑‍🧒 (3 people)

luca: i just wanted to say im really sorry and i know you guys must be like really weirded out

luca: ill understand if you want me to like transfer

luca: or quit hockey altogether

luca: which will be hard because i love hockey

shane: Luca, you're okay.

luca: but i'll do it because i respect you guys

luca: and your boundaries

shane: Luca

luca: and i'm really sorry about being so rude about pike. i know hes your best friend shane

ilya: i am shanes best friend

ilya: and it was funny. do not worry

shane: Luca, you're fine. Ilya, behave.

(1 person reacted with '🫡')

luca: you guys must have felt so uncomfortable

luca: i swear i tried really hard not to be invasive

luca: but you guys just have so much chemistry

luca: even back then


ilya to my husband

ilya: i think we should let him keep going

my husband: Ilya, thats mean.

ilya: yes but he says such nice things about us

ilya: we are so compatible

ilya: we connect ;)

my husband: I'll show you connecting.

my husband: But ok, It'd be rude to interrupt him anyways.

ilya: very good.

ilya: he needs this i think. for system

my husband: ❤️

ilya: ❤️


🧑‍🧑‍🧒 (3 people)

luca: but anyways yeah you guys were just such inspirations growing up

luca: sorry im kinda tipsy its been a day

luca: oh i read up

luca: you guys arent mad?

shane: I mean it was a bit surprising at first but…

shane: We could never be mad at you Luca.

ilya: i dont know. shane looks jealous when you are around me haasy

shane: Ilya…

ilya: I could never be mad at you though Luca.

luca: thank you

ilya: see shane? i am favourite parent

shane: Shut up.

luca: theyre releasing a statement about it

shane: Okay. That's good! You have our support Luca.

ilya: be strong ilyuca81

ilya: otherwise known as lucarozanov ;)

luca: i think shane is my favourite

shane: TAKE THAT ROZANOV!


Ottawa Centaurs ☑️ @ottawacentaurs

It has come to our attention that fans have resurfaced an old social media account of Ottawa Centaurs' player Luca Haas. He has given us permission to disclose the information that the account was owned by him before he joined the NHL but does not wish to provide any further personal statemet.

We take the privacy and wellbeing of our players very seriously. We ask fans to also respect the privacy of our players and request that they do not seek out the private lives of players.

Thank you. #OttawaCentaurs

bella @hottawas

OH MY GOD

emilia ⚢ @rozanovingonandon

called it! #lucahaasrpfwarrior

kim @lucasgirl

autism be damned my girl can work a grill (cooking up hollanov art)

 

Ilya Rozanov ☑️ @officialrozanov

me and number two best hockey player are his favourite to draw🩷

[image desc: a candid photo of luca haas drawing in his sketchbook while ilya seems to be pestering him. luca is red in the face, giving a general idea of what ilya is asking for.]

Shane Hollander ☑️ @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

First* best hockey player. But yes, I'm glad. Luca draws us very nicely.

Luca Haas ☑️ @lucahaasofficial

Thank you. Shane is still my favourite.

Ilya Rozanov ☑️ @officialrozanov

bah you are liar. next thing you tell me is that you had more than just idol crush on me as teenager

Luca Haas ☑️ @lucahaasofficial

…………..

 

bella @hottawas

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

shane's brittany♥︎ @hollanduh

i know right like wow. luca haas predicted hollanov

 

mikey @shaydyouthen

you're telling me the centaurs winning streak has been powered by friendship, gay people and REAL PERSON SHIPPING?

diana @rozyposie

omg imagine luca chirping by saying people shipped you with hayden pike. i'd rather die

mikey @shaydyouthen

not taking this from a rozanov fan

 

kim @lucasgirl

luca haas THREATENS to tell opposing team theyre all bottoms on ao3

benjamin @hollzy81

hey theres nothing wrong with being a bottom

kim @lucasgirl

of course the shane hollander fan is saying this

 

zane @ilyasluca

now that its confirmed luca haas is ilyuca81 does anybody wanna talk about when he started drawing fanart for ilya x reader fanfiction?

Luca Haas ☑️ @lucahaasofficial

no we dont

georgie🧸 @shilyaisms

LMFAOOOOOOOO

 

🐒 @earth2barrett

need to be there for ottawa versus montreal where luca haas has to face hayden pike

mikey @shaydyouthen

i wonder if hayden knows that luca is behind the hollanov+pike cuck theory

 

kelsey @rideacentaur

does no one want to address the elephant in the room

shane's brittany♥︎ @hollanduh

which is….?

kelsey @rideacentaur

the fact that there was a suspiciously shane hollander shaped account that was ALWAYS commissioning hollanov fanart…


sometime after july, 2017

ilyuca81

commission for @ginger-ale24

[image desc: a digital painting of ilya rozanov and shane hollander sitting together on a rock, watching the sunset.]

#ilyuca81 comms #this guy always has the best prompts

Notes:

Thank you so much for reading!