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‘why did we think this was a good idea’
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I’m going to burn this damn school
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riddle no
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Riddle yes
Please do it
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ill help you riddle! ＼(^o^)／
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KALIM NO
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wat happened bruh
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Perhaps something happened in the housewarden meeting?
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evwn sea otter is pissed
goldfishie cab i help
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you don't even know what happened
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yes nd?
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The headmage decided to do something stupid again
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what’s new
what did the crow do
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(☉｡☉)!
SILVER!!
i thought your asleep??
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i was
i just woke up
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where r you even
i didnt see you come out with kalim after classes
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i may have
fallen asleep
in the botanical garden
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wtf
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oms wait
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?
so what did the headmage do anyway
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Oh yeah
The headmage wanted to do a exchange/tour/study trip program thing with RSA
Something about building a good connection with them
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WHAT
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i thought we hate RSA
whats with the multiple slashes
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YEAH THAT'S THE THING
EVEN WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF PROGRAM IT IS
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Calm down Azul
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I will after the headmage is dead
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jamil
can i
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fuck no.
i’d really rather not clean up your mess
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(｡•́︿•̀｡)
i can clean up on my own!!
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still no
you’ll get caught within a day
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but
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we all know the only reason no one caught you for any of those things is because i’m the one who cleaned the evidence up
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:(
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azulllll csn we do it instead
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I’m tempted
But no
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guess what leona-san sent me
[Sent 1 Video]
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EHESJSEHEHEGGEH
JELLYFISHIE FELL ODF A TREE???
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Lol
Was that why you woke up
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apparently leona-san ws lookin for a napping spot n found our resident prince on a tree
he decided to record silver bc he said, n i quote
“itll be funny seeing him fall”
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all hail sea lion-senpai
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AHSHSHDJKFKSHL
SILVER
IM CRACKING UP
BUT ALSO ARE YOU OKAY
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ive been laughing for the past min thats y i wasnt online
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…
i hate you all
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?
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fuck did i do
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I am hurt
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oh stop acting innocent i know damn well you three laughed as well
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…Perhaps
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yeah i did
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There's no proof now is there
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fuck you
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oh i jst backread
wtf
i thought we hate rsa
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what even is the program about
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Something something RSA students come visits us and take a tour around our campus
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Still don't know how this is supposed to help us build connection
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it's not that i dont mind them visiting us!!
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i do mind
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is more of the fact rhat
its gonna happen like next week
we barely have any time to prepare (●´⌓`●)
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Same with me
I'm rather happy being able to meet up with Che’nya without him breaking and entering our school for once
But some of the other RSA students are…
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Obnoxious.
Annoying.
Keep the list going
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goody-two-shoes
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insufferable
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sparkly as fuck
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Loud as fuck
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just annoying in general
do you know how many times an rsa student has stopped me whenever im out of school
and told me im better off joining rsa??
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WHAT
THE AUDACITY
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i also heard from Yuuha and Yuuki that they've been stopped by rsa students multiple times
something about them needing saving and princesses like them deserve to be in rsa instead???
i dont want them to move to rsa (ᗒᗩᗕ)
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I doubt they would
They love their friends too much
Also, Yuuki is a male is he not? Why did they refer to him as a princess as well??
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Riddle, don't you prefer the title ‘Queen’ instead of ‘King’?
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Yes?
I mean that Yuuki has made it quite clear that he's a male, no matter what his physical appearance is like
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somehow, those assholes found out about Yuuki's ‘thing’
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…
I changed my mind
@parasite @the better parasite What do you say about murder tonight
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:)
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:D
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D:
JAMILLL
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still no
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:((
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we’ll help them hide the bodies instead
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:DD
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can i join
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HEY YEAH DONT LEAVE US OUT
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I’d like to also join
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OFC YOU GUYS CAN JOINN!!!
THE MORE THE MERRIER ＼(^o^)／
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Hey wait this is my plan
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kalim we’re about to commit mass murder
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THE MORE THE MERRIER
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sigh
why do i even try
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aint no way bro jst typed sigh
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shut your brokeass up
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YOUR ALSO BROKE HO
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*you're
also yes technically i’m broke
but kalim pays for most of my stuff so it doesn't matter
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(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
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sybau
@stop committing murder lets get married
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ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/
SURE!!!
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HELL YEAH
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oh fuck no
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Ah shit
@stop committing fraud @stop committing murder check the housewardens GC
They're talking about the program thing
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and just like that im sad again
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MUST YOU REMIND ME
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The third year housewardens are fighting
Sevens sometimes I question who’s older here
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def not yu goldfishie
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FUCK?? YOU??
EVEN IF I’M THE YOUNGEST HOUSEWARDEN I’M STILL THE MOST MATURE HERE
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pressing X to doubt
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the joke wrote itself
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I am going to behead all of you
@stop committing fraud @stop committing murder HOUSEWARDEN GC
DON'T LEAVE ME TO THE WOLVES
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Ignorance is bliss
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OMS
AZUL YOU GOTTA CHECK THE GC
THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING
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??
OH
OH DAMN
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What is happening I wonder
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dont be shy
drop the screenshots
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I'M TAKING SCREENSHOTS GIMME A SEC
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OH
@stop committing fraud @stop committing murder ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS SHIT
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YES
I CAN'T BELIEVE MALLEUS SAID THAT
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WHAT DID MY LIEGE DO TF
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IDIA T-T
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BRO DROP THE SCREENSHOTS
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i’m reading over kalim’s shoulder rn
it's actually crazy
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SYOP GATWKEEPINH
WJATS HAPPWNING
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Your grammar is what's happening
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UNPROVOKWD??
FYCK U???
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Come to the office
Azul is laughing his ass off over the housewardens gc
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ph shit what
omw
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okay now thats just not fair
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KALIMS WHERES THE SCREENSHOTS
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IM SORRY THEYRE GOING TOO FAST FOR ME TO SS
I NEED TO WAIT FOR THEM TO SLOW DOWN
@stop committing arson @stop committing fraud SHOULD WE STOP THEM
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NO DONT
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no dont
dont stop them
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HOW CRAZY IS IT THAT MADE BOTH RIDDLE AND AZUL DONT USE GRAMMAR
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you guys are enjoying this arent you
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yes
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yeah
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yep
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no shame at all
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It's been almost half an hour how are they not stopping
@the birds and the bees @eat the rich type shit I’m near the hall of mirrors if you two want to meet up and see
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seven bless you im omw
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TY
OMW