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  1. Good Food (and Fights) Fast by

    Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

    12 Jan 2026

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    Some people start their day with a good old cup of joe. Others maybe do some light stretches or meditation. Phainon gets into fistfights with a random cook at his local Waffle House. What initially started as an argument over eggs quickly spiraled into an epic showdown between him and his new arch nemesis - the cook who kept purposefully botching his order. Most people would leave it as a one time thing. Phainon opts to start showing up every day to pick up right where they left off.

    When they say the way to a man's heart is through the stomach it was probably referring to food, but it turns out a good punch to the gut does the trick as well.

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