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1. Why Does the Poison of Your Fruit Taste so Sweet? by StarsInMyHair

   Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   11 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Andrealphus/Vassago (Helluva Boss)
   • Andrealphus
   • Vassago
   • brief Stolas
   • brief Blitzo
   • Mentioned Stella Goetia - Character
   • Mentioned Octavia Goetia - Character
   • Making Out
   • Dry Humping
   • Fingerfucking
   • Oral Sex
   • Tribadism
   • Top Andrealphus (Helluva Boss)
   • Bottom Vassago (Helluva Boss)
   • Andrealphus Has a Cloaca (Helluva Boss)
   • Wall Sex
   • tags will change as new chapters are posted
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Ambiguous/Open Ending
   • Andrealphus is Bad at Feelings
   • Vassago is Bad at Feelings
   • though arguably not as bad
   • repressed Andrealphus
   • Hopelessly in love Vassago
   • Andrealphus turns into a feral sex gremlin meanwhile Vassago is yearning
   • brief Stolas & Vassago Friendship
   • Emotional Sex

   Summary

   Forgettng - even for a little while - about everything that had transpired between them during the last two-something decades, for the sole purpose of letting their guard down in front of each other, was a luxury neither Andrealphus or Vassago could afford.

   If only they would just stop reminding each other of everything they'd left behind, then maybe it'd be easier. So much easier...

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,910

   Chapters:

   1/2

   Comments:

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