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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 57 m ago
It was really nice meeting you all!

➥Fiona Maria @fiona_mariaa 50 m ago
only you can thank fans for interrupting your dinner shane hollander

➥ juliaa @juliasmith 49 m ago
why is he sitting so close to ilya lol??

➥ Fiona Maria @fiona_mariaa 48 m ago
don't even start. we've got enough lunatics in this fandom already.

➥ ellie (HEAT ERA) @elsindahouse 46 m ago
no wait she's onto something what the hell

➥ winstonn @fckingusername123 43 m ago
you guys are all so weird they're FRIENDS

➥ ellie (HEAT ERA) @elsindahouse 43 m ago
oh look its the guy who doesnt even like the band, get out man nobody likes you

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or: Shane and Ilya are in an alt-rock band reaching fame in the early 2010's, and Twitter literally documents their life.
this goes out to all my heated rivalry fans who loved 1D and larry growing up. it's been real.

Notes:

the band includes:
-ilya as the drummer
-shane as the bassist
-svetlana as the lead singer
-rose on the electric guitar
-hayden on the keyboard

also if there's any typos or errors with spacings im sorry, editing this was a literal nightmare

enjoy!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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September 17th, 2009

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 12 m ago

The Ice Crawlers have completely sold out their venue for their show tomorrow in Chicago. It's a historic first for the band.



ellie (ice crawlers era) @elsindahouse 10 m ago

omg theyre getting BIG big

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 12 m ago

The followers count on the official Ice Crawlers Instagram account has also grown by 22k over the span of a week, following their appearance at the Firewoods Festival. /

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 8 m ago

playing at one of the smallest venues in the city and having barely 30k followers is big to u? lol

 

ellie (ice crawlers era) @elsindahouse 7 m ago

tell me you dont know how hard it is for alt rock bands to be this popular without telling me

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 7 m ago

bold move calling them alt lmao theyre not

 

ellie (ice crawlers era) @elsindahouse 7 m ago

so theyre mainstream to u? so theyre big to u? make up ur mind boy

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 5 m ago

im so happy that i got the tickets for this ahhh best bd ever

 

ellie (ice crawlers era) @elsindahouse 3 m ago

im so jealous rn

 

September 18th, 2009 

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 4 h ago

We're sold out for tonight's show in Chicago! Thank you all! 

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 1 h ago

Also we will be a bit late, sorry. SOMEONE caught a cold and has to do a detour to the nearest pharmacy.

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 52 m ago

Hayden, that's uncalled for.

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 51 m ago

I'm so sorry for the inconvenience, everyone. I will be very quick.

 

Hayden Pike @haythepike 47 m ago

You and your timing, man

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 45 m ago

oh no shane's sick :((( poor baby, we'll wait for you!

 

/ Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 52 m ago

Hayden, that's uncalled for. /

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 40 m ago

who's we, i've been standing in line all day to get the first row IM DYINGGG

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 38 m ago

how do you expect they play without their bassist huh? give them some time, at least it's not hot in here

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 36 m ago

are you here in the crowd?

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 33 m ago

yep

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 30 m ago

can i come say hi? you look cute on your pfp

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 29 m ago

jesus christ maybe dm me first

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 24 m ago

hollander is back we will play now

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 22 m ago

is this ilya tweeting on their acc now?

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 22 m ago

yes is me

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 21 m ago

what do you want amelia

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 21 m ago

OH MY FUCKING GOD HI ILYA! IM FIRST ROW 

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 20 m ago

good. hi.

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 19 m ago

how is shane?

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 19 m ago

Ilya log out of our account, please. Sorry for the wait guys, just give us a few more minutes!

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 16 m ago

shane is ok amelia 

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 15 m ago

thank you for clarifying that for us ilya!

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 10 m ago

ok

 

ellie (ice crawlers era) @elsindahouse 6 m ago

did you guys notice how he immediately listened when shane told him to log off the band's account? lol

 

/ Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 16 m ago

shane is ok amelia /

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 5 m ago

i actually chuckled when i saw this

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 5 m ago

also they're still setting everything up and shane is sneezing all the time and apologising, oh god

 

ellie (ice crawlers era) @elsindahouse 3 m ago

stop i'm gonna cry i want to be there so bad.

 

October 30th, 2009

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial  2 h ago

Here are photos from the Ice Crawlers' Halloween party, hosted presumably by the main vocalist (via Svetlana Vetrova's Instagram).

 

Svetlana V @svetvetrova 2 h ago

Good times!

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 58 m ago

why does hayden look like he's on another planet here 

 

 / Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial  2 h ago

Here are photos from the Ice Crawlers' Halloween party, hosted presumably by the main vocalist (via Svetlana Vetrova's Instagram). /

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 56 m ago

because he probably is, babe. why is shane dressed up as a dracula, that's my question.

 

ellie (ice crawlers era) @elsindahouse 50 m ago

he can be whoever he wants to be if he looks that cute while doing it

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 49 m ago

good god, ilya's been working out 

 

ellie (ice crawlers era) @elsindahouse 44 m ago

i doubt he needs much working out when he's a drummer, he was soaked wet after their last show

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 40 m ago

who wasn't wet after their last show…

 

ellie (ice crawlers era) @elsindahouse 38 m ago

HANNIE

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 36 m ago

what? i really like the new addition to the band. Rose's great.

 

ellie (ice crawlers era) @elsindahouse 32 m ago

i hope the new fans are nice to her, she's so sweet 

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 30 m ago

i'd be nice to her

 

ellie (ice crawlers era) @elsindahouse 27 m ago

shut up you demon

 

February 14th, 2010

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 30 m ago

Thank you to everyone who showed up to our show tonight! We had an absolute blast. We're so happy to spend Valentine's Day with such an amazing crowd! See you again soon, NYC!

 

mildred @mildreadtou 29 m ago

I love how it's always so clear when it's Shane's turn to tweet these. He's so polite. Please never hire an actual social media manager, Ice Crawlers.

 

juliaa @juliasmith 27 m ago

he was so happy on stage today!!! giggling all the time, our sweet boy <3

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 25 m ago

that's a grown man 

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 22 m ago

i was at their show tonight and i agree. Shane's on cloud nine. I've never seen him this smiley.

 

mildred @mildreadtou 20 m ago

well they're getting bigger and bigger, so

 

ellie (ice crawlers era) @elsindahouse 20 m ago

Ilya looked smiley as fuck, too, maybe they got some nice deal!

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 19 m ago

and when they sign with some big record label, will you finally admit that this shit isn't even slightly alt? just cause they write songs about edgy stuff doesn't mean they're special lol

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 17 m ago

there's no way you said that on the night they played Doma for the first time. i need this song out NOW 

 

ellie (ice crawlers era) @elsindahouse 16 m ago

me too omg??? Svetlana's a literal goddess

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 13 m ago

ilya rozanov is a lucky man

 

ellie (ice crawlers era) @elsindahouse 10 m ago

are they really still together?

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 9 m ago

they're way too chill abt it if they're not

 

April 22th, 2010

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1 h ago

Ice Crawlers spotted by fans in a restaurant in Montreal (photos).

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist  57 m ago

It was really nice meeting you all!

 

Fiona Maria @fiona_mariaa 50 m ago

only you can thank fans for interrupting your dinner shane hollander 

 

/ Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist  57 m ago

It was really nice meeting you all! /

 

juliaa @juliasmith 49 m ago

why is he sitting so close to ilya lol??

 

Fiona Maria @fiona_mariaa 48 m ago

don't even start. we've got enough lunatics in this fandom already.

 

ellie (HEAT ERA) @elsindahouse 46 m ago

no wait she's onto something what the hell

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 43 m ago

you guys are all so weird they're FRIENDS

 

ellie (HEAT ERA) @elsindahouse 43 m ago

oh look its the guy who doesnt even like the band, get out man nobody likes you



May 13th, 2010

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 12 h ago

Ice Crawlers had released their second album titled "HEAT". Out now!

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 12 h  ago

Promo photos for "HEAT" via Rose's Landry Instagram.

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 12 h  ago

Music Video for "Doma" out now on YouTube. Link below.

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1 h  ago

The band is celebrating the launch of their new album! via Hayden's Pike Instagram. (photos)

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 58 m ago

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK?

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1 h  ago

The band is celebrating the launch of their new album! via Hayden's Pike Instagram./

Alex @alexanderwithanx 57 m ago

oh damn shane's drunk drunk

 

wuzzybuzzy @wakakakaka 53 m ago

chill out theyre all just dancing look how happy they are!

 

ellie (HEAT ERA) @elsindahouse 50 m ago

why is ilyas hand so low on his back?? sus

 

Fiona Maria @fiona_mariaa 48 m ago

you guys are WEIRDOS jesus

 

juliaa @juliasmith 46 m ago

im starting a rumour

 

maximilllian @maxx1999 43 m ago

here comes the homo mafia seeing things. 

 

mildred @mildreadtou 29 m ago

oh god they look so good together actually

 

Fiona Maria @fiona_mariaa 25 m ago

neihter of them are gay.

 

ellie (HEAT ERA) @elsindahouse 19 m ago

guys hayden delated the photo of shane and ilya from his ig??? what the hell, why would he do that

 

Fiona Maria @fiona_mariaa 25 m ago

probably because you crazy people are looking into EVERYTHING these days. theyre not your fucking friends. ilya's with svetlana.



June 7th 2010

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1 h  ago

In a recent interview, Svetalana Vetrova confirms she and bandmate Ilya Rozanov are no longer together, but are on good terms.

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 56 m ago

oh fuck no please noooo

/Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h ago

In a recent interview, Svetalana Vetrova confirms she and bandmate Ilya Rozanov are no longer toghether, but are on good terms./

 

lotusflowerr @lotususus 53 m ago

the bands going down.

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 50 m ago

theyre on good terms tho!

 

lotusflowerr @lotususus 49 m ago

i bet ilya cheated or smth

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 46 m ago

jesus you cant just assume that

 

lotusflowerr @lotususus 40 m ago

and when she writes a song about him and sings it to him stevie nicks style, what do we do then?

 

September 4th 2010

 

Svetlana V @svetvetrova 2h ago

Hope everyones ready for our show tonight! Its a special one! 

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h ago

Svetlana announcing the band's new single "I might knock" on stage tonight!

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 40 m ago

oh my god did she just say shane and ilya wrote this song TOGETHER?

 

roynaud @roynaudnow 39 m ago

wow breaking news, bandmates who play music together can write it together as well 

 

juliaa @juliasmith 37 m ago

has ilya ever written lyrics for ice crawlers before? shane has, for sure, im not sure about ilya tho

 

roynaud @roynaudnow 35 m ago

his english is shit and you expect him to write song lyrics?

 

juliaa @juliasmith 35 m ago

his english improved so much you ignorant asshole. theyre an american-russian band if you didnt notice, two of the band members are russian.

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 34 m ago

shane and hayden are canadian actually only rose is american

 

ellie @elsindahouse 33m ago

svet's half american too!

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 30 m ago

shut up no one cares why did shane literally play the whole song while looking over at ilya??

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 30 m ago

no way, you made that up. ill find a video from the concert and come back.

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 26 m ago

fuck she was right this is insane. this shit is four minutes long, he doesnt move his head like ONCE

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 23 m ago

i dont blame him ilyas looking like a demigod here

 

traliye @traliyeee 22 m ago

please dont ship real people theyre just doing their job.

 

Fiona Maria @fiona_mariaa 21 m ago

you know whats fucked up, svetlana had to sing lyrics cowriten by her ex boyfriend 

 

lishleash @lishlishlish 17 m ago

jesus people can stay friends after a break up yk? she doesnt seem upset abt it and neither does ilya, stop assuming drama

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 15 m ago

all this shit and no one even noticed haydens getting married next summer? he just posted

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 10 m ago

yeah no one gives a shit 

 

March 12th 2011

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1 h  ago

Shane Hollander in a recent interview for MTV, when asked about the band dynamics changing as they're reaching new levels of fame: "We all support each other really well, we're all close friends, that will never change. It's all quite unbelievable yet, we never expected to be able to do this at this level. We're touring so much, still writing new music, we had to hire new agents, it's all unreal. We wouldn't be able to do this if we were even one band member short, everyone's crucial. We do everything together. We're a family by now. That's always the priority for us. Each other."

 

ellie @elsindahouse 39 m ago

awww he's the sweetest soul!

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 38 m ago

hollander stop lying to tv people we are not family

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 38 m ago

Please ignore Ilya, everyone.

 

Hayden Pike @haythepike 36 m ago

Shane ate the last burger at the cookout

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 35 m ago

im quitting band

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 35 m ago

find new drummer

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 30 m ago

Ilya Rozanov threatens to quit Ice Crawlers over a stolen burger.

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 27 m ago

Everyone freaking out in the comments, I already made him a new one. 

 

Rose Landry @Real_Rose_Landry_ 27 m ago

Ilya's staying! 

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 25 m ago

id quit over a burger too ilya dont worry

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 22 m ago

thank you for understanding

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 22 m ago

NO FUCKING WAY YOU RESPONDED TO ME

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 20 m ago

yes fucking way

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 16 m  ago

Ilya and Shane in a new photo, cookout at Shanes' house!

 

ellie @elsindahouse 16 m ago

ilya's so grumpy with that burger lol also shane whats up with the middle finger i thought you were a polite boy

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 16 m ago

its the russian influence

 

juliaa @juliasmith 14 m ago

theyre never escaping the rumours look at everyone having their own chair and ilya just sitting on the ground by shanes legs lmao

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 12 m ago

you guys are lunatics

 

juliaa @juliasmith 10 m ago

THERES A WHOLE OTHER CHAIR FREE LIKE TWO FEET AWAY FROM HIM. WHY IS HE SITTING ON THE GROUND

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 8 m ago

russian

 

juliaa @juliasmith 8 m ago

THAT MAKES NO SENSE

 

June 1st 2011

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 57 m ago

Hello everyone! We're so excited to finish the tour in LA next Friday. Since it's June, please remember, everyone is welcome at all of our shows. We believe in equality and the freedom to be your true self. That has not changed and never will! Happy Pride!

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 57 m ago

On that note, we're excited to share that half of our earnings from our shows in June will be given to the LA LGBT Center.

 

roynaud @roynaudnow 55 m ago

oh of course theyre leftists

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 53m ago

they always have been?? 

 

juliaa @juliasmith 47 m ago

i read 'on that note' and fully expected a coming out post from one of them. not hayden, but one of them. maybe two of them. you know.

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 45 m ago

people like you and the idiots shipping larry are a literal plague

 

juliaa @juliasmith 45 m ago

notice how i didnt even mention their names and you knew which two of them i meant

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 44 m ago

yes cause half of this fandom is insane by now. grow up people.



August 13th 2011

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Hayden and Jackie Pike are now married! (photos)

 

Hayden Pike @haythepike 47 m ago

could not be happier :)))  

 

Rose Landry @Real_Rose_Landry_ 47 m ago

you both deserve the world!!

 

Svetlana V @svetvetrova 47 m ago

good wishes for you and jackie, hay, love you

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 42 m ago

Incredible wedding, incredible couple, may you both live long and happily ever after.

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 42 m ago

good luck jackie you will need it

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 40 ago

LMAO

/Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 42 m ago

good luck jackie you will need it/

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 40 m ago

he's so fucking blunt sometimes

 

joannah @joannahmichaelson 39 m ago

he's mean :(( 

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 39 m ago

first time on the internet?

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 33m ago

did shane give a best man speech??? oh gooood

 

/Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Hayden and Jackie Pike are now married! (photos)/

 

yorkie @porkie 30 m ago

they really grew up together omg

 

Angela @AnGelA 29 m ago

rose cried!!!

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 29 m ago

jackies so beautiful haydens a lucky bastard

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 25 m ago

Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov at Hayden Pike's wedding today. (photos)

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 25 m ago

jesus 

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 22 m ago

they both look so hot here

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 22 m ago

i need ilya rozanov

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 22 m ago

shane gets so blushy when he's drunk

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 20m ago

lightweight

 

juliaa @juliasmith 19 m ago

shut up its cute

 

annie with an x @annx294746 19 m ago

ilya should quit smoking

 

juliaa @juliasmith 19 m ago

how about you mind your own business?

 

annie with an x @annx294746 18 m ago

a hollanov shipper telling me this? i bet. stay delusional.

 

December 8th 2011

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 19 m ago

what the fuck???

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 20 m ago

Ilya Rozanov spotted leaving Shane Hollanders' house in Montreal. /

 

martin @martinmiller 18 m ago

theyre coworkers you know. 

 

juliaa @juliasmith 17 m ago

theyre on a break between tours why the fuck is he in montreal and WHY IS HE LEAVING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

 

annie with an x @annx294746 17 m ago

stop with the stupid rumours god, theyre friends hes allowed to visit him

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 16 m ago

you dont see rose flying over to haydens house and leaving at night do you now?

 

December 9th 2011

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 20 m ago

Rose Landry with Hayden Pike via Rose's Instagram! "Friendly visit! Missed you, buddy."

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 16 m ago

????

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 15 m ago

this is so random

 

juliaa @juliasmith 14 m ago

wait shes wearing the same shirt she wore at that party at haydens two months ago this is an old photo

 

olivia @oliveoiltree 13 m ago

no its not lmao why would she post this now

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 13 m ago

she was seen in NYC literally two days ago what the fuck

 

December 15th 2011

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 40 m ago

Rose Landry in an interview for Rolling Stone: "We all visit each other so often when we're on a break. It's just how we function, you know? We're all close friends. We see each other every day for months and months, and you'd think we'd be fed up with each other's presence by the end of the tour, but we're not! It's all really nice and beautiful."

 

juliaa @juliasmith 17 m ago

is this damage control lol

 

March 4th 2012

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 32 m ago

New video of the band leaving a bar after their sold-out show at MSG!

 

juliaa @juliasmith 31 m ago

DID SHANE SHOUT BOYFRIEND AT ILYA TO GET HIS ATTENTION?

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 32 m ago

New video of the band leaving a bar after their sold-out show at MSG! /

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 30 m ago

is that even shane? i mean its all so pixelated in the beginning

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 30 m ago

its definitely shane hes drunk as fuck but its him 

 

juliaa @juliasmith 29 m ago

and thats ilya for sure look at the jacket OH MY GOD

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 28 m ago

you people need to stop. this is pathetic.

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 27 m ago

HE SHOUTED BOYFRIEND AT ILYA AND WRAPPED HIS ARM AROUND ILYA'S NECK?

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 25 m ago

why was this video recorder with a calculator oh my fucking GOD

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 25 m ago

we dont even know if its him talking you cant see shit

 

orangethatsblooded @maxinnnnee 25 m ago

i can see ilya had to hold him up lmao shane cant hold his liquor for the life of him

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 24 m ago

wheres hayden? rose and svet are behind them but haydens not

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 23 m ago

probably at the hotel already jackies pregnant after all

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 22 m ago

how did a keyboard player got anyone pregnant

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 22 m ago

the shade lmao

 

July 6th 2012

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 20 m ago

new album "Mating Call" out now here link

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 20 m ago

enjoy, good music

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 18 m ago

they finally let ilya tweet about the album lol

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 18 m ago

ilya did you like working on this one??? the singles were fire!!

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 18 m ago

yes i liked it amelia

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 18 m ago

whats your favorite song of the album???

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 16 m ago

the one where theres no keyboard because i dont like hayden

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 13m ago

i just checked and haydens not credited in "Filthy Bathroom Floor"!

 

/ Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 16 m ago

the one where theres no keyboard because i dont like hayden /

 

juliaa @juliasmith 13 m ago

wait is this the one entirely written by shane???

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 10 m ago

omg yes it is

 

patrick dream @patrickdreamstt 9 m ago

you mean the lyrics? Cause they compose the music together.

 

juliaa @juliasmith 9 m ago

yes the lyrics

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 6 m ago

guys is this song about bathroom sex

 

July 8th 2012

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Shane Hollander, in a recent interview about the new album and the song he wrote alone: "Well, I wrote the lyrics alone, and came up with the general idea for the music itself, which we composed all together, as usual. What's the song about? Oh, well, haha, it's uh…it's about a very specific feeling that I wanted to capture, a bit of desperation, anger, longing, attraction. I kept imagining a coyote while writing this one. I don't know why. Sorry, that was probably a terrible answer!"

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 40 m ago

is he like insane

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 36 m ago

is this about bathroom sex or not??? like backstage, public bathroom sex???

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 33 m ago

i dont think so, whats up with the coyote???

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 30 m  ago

Shane on his favorite song on the new album: "Oh, definitely "Let me show you how to do this, kid", it's so, uh…energetic! Ilya really challenged himself with the drums there."

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 29 m ago

CHALLENGED HIMSELF? DID ILYA WROTE LMSYHTDTK?

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 25 m ago

i checked and yes. he fucking did.

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 25 m ago

i cant i fucking cant 

 

roksanna @roxxie 20 m ago

alright im not a shipper but this is weird. why are their favorite songs on the album the one written by the other. the album that has 16 fucking songs mind you.

 

maika @maikatherck 19 m ago

this might be my sign to give in and believe

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 18 m ago

weirdos

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 17 m ago

why are you still here

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 16 m ago

pure dedication to hating. also, someone needs to be normal on this app.

 

August 15th 2012

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 2 h  ago

Here's the video of Ilya Rozanov calling Shane Hollander a coyote on stage for those asking.

 

December 17th 2012

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 46 m ago

our friend hayden has baby now. i wish health to baby.

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 44 m ago

Congratulations, Hayden! From the day we met, I knew you're going to be amazing at being a father :) Much love to you, Jackie, and the little one.

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 40 m ago

the difference here is killing me

 

/ Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 46 m ago

our friend hayden has baby now. i wish health to baby./

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 35 m  ago

Shane Hollander with Hayden Pike's son in a new picture! Caption: "Newest crawler on board!" via Instagram.

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 33 m ago

he's so fucking adorable omg look at how he's holding the baby!!!

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 33 m ago

that's hot ngl

 

maika @maikatherck 32 m ago

when did his arms got so big??

 

orangethatsblooded @maxinnnnee 31 m ago

guys he's just holding a baby

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 26 m ago

i teach him drums you teach him bass guitar ok?

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 35 m  ago

Shane Hollander with Hayden Pike's son in a new picture! Caption: "Newest crawler on board!" via Instagram. /

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 26 m ago

Ok :)  



February 3rd 2013

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Shane Hollander was shoved by fans on his way to the hotel after a concert tonight in Kansas City. (video)

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

The band mentioned in a recent interview that it's getting "progressively harder to move around on tour" following their massive success with their latest album, as well as the popularity gained online thanks to the new single, "Luckiest".

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 39 m ago

what is wrong with you people

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 39m ago

jesus he almost fell where's his fucking security??? good thing ilya was there

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 38 m ago

don't touch celebrities oh my god!!!!

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 38m ago

theyre definitely not alt now are they lol

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 33m ago

this isnt funny asshole

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 33 m ago

ilya just pulled him away from them with one arm damn

 

roksanna @roxxie 32 m ago

did he seriously have his hand on shane's back the whole way to the hotel through the crowd???

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 30 m ago

can you blame him? it's like a hundred people 

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 29 m ago

i hope they're all okay

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 28 m ago

why is ilya doing a better job than their bodyguards lmao

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 28m ago

russian

 

March 30th 2013

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 19 m  ago

Tonight's show in Atlanta is on hold currently.

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 19 m ago

oh fuck they just stopped mid song what is going on

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 19 m ago

was shane crying??

 

orangethatsblooded @maxinnnnee 18 m ago

does anyone have a video or something, whats happening in the venue

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 18 m ago

they went off like ten minutes ago with no warning

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 15 m  ago

Sorry guys, we're having some technical issues, we will be back shortly.

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 15 m ago

shane was literally crying im first row oh fuck

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 15 m ago

hey maybe dont share photos like this? we dont know whats going on

 

juliaa @juliasmith 15 m ago

WHY IS SHANE CRYING

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 10 m ago

cause of you people youre draining af

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 10 m ago

haydens on stage!!!

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 8 m ago

he says five more minutes and said everything is okay and the staff is giving people water

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 3 m ago

its been ten minutes i kinda want a refund

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 3 m ago

theyre coming back!!!

 

March 30th 2013

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 20 m ago

We apologize for today's issues at the show! Thank you for understanding and staying with us until the end :) 

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 16 m ago

of course they stay we play good music

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 15 m ago

I guess we do, Ilya. I'm grateful for our fans.

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 15 m ago

;) 

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 13 m ago

what does this mean

/ Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 15 m ago

;) /

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 8 m ago

it means you need to see a psychiatrist



September 14th 2013

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov reportedly stormed off the stage arguing tonight.

 

skryptonayte @markmarek 54 m ago

WHAT WAS GOING ON TONIGHT OH MY GOD

 

juliaa @juliasmith 53 m ago

i felt like i was interrupting something, even svetlana was fed up with them

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 50 m ago

are people this dumb in real life?

 

/ luke @lucasforshort 46 m ago

are they fighting over some girl or what? /

 

patrick dream @patrickdreamstt 49 m ago

imagine its svetlana

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 33 m ago

can we not 

 

louie 1st human 2nd @angelika2937 28 m ago

the bands going so down oh my god, good thing i chose one direction to stan, im safe



November 3rd 2013

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 20 m ago

Shane is announcing a new song on stage tonight! Titled: "We didn't even kiss". (video)

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 15 m ago

this is the most depressing shit ive ever heard 

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 15 m ago

i cried my eyes out watching a pixelated concert video i will die when this comes out

 

juliaa @juliasmith 14 m ago

wait shane's actually a great singer too ??? why didn't i notice this earlier

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 14 m ago

rose on the electric guitar in the background is doing so much for this song oh my god

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 13 m ago

this is the slowest ilya's had to ever play the drums in this band

 

orangethatsblooded @maxinnnnee 13 m ago

heartbreaking 

 

juliaa @juliasmith 12 m ago

his voice shaking at the end, my sweet boy

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 12 m ago

who is this about? i'll kill the person who made him feel this way.

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 10 m ago

"My heart's full of you, but do you even like it there?" ????? SHANE?

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 9 m ago

i need him to write on more songs on the next album he's insanely talented

 

cupid @jessjustjess 9 m ago

svets chorus oh goood

 

roksanna @roxxie 7 m ago

why is ilya so quiet during this show???

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 7 m ago

guys ilya left the stage after the song what the hell

 

louie 1st human 2nd @angelika2937 7 m ago

they need to take breaks sometimes, he's probably exhausted

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 6 m ago

exhausted after what? there's barely any drums in this song

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 6 m ago

he's back, they're resuming

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 5 m ago

did anyone catch what svet said to shane?

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 5 m ago

no, no mics

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 3 m ago

shit



November 27th 2013

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 19 m ago

retweeted

 

/ daily lana del rey lyrics @dailylanadelrey 2 days ago

"And there's no remedy for memory, your face is like a melody, It won't leave my head"/

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 13 m ago

why is shane hollander retweeting lana del rey lyrics on my main page

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 12 m ago

genueinly who hurt him

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 10 m ago

no one compares to u

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 10 m ago

????

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 9 m ago

to who

 

orangethatsblooded @maxinnnnee 9 m ago

what

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 3m ago

this is so random he hasnt tweeted in like a month??



December 13th 2013

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Shane and Ilya were spotted by fans at a coffee shop in Montreal recently! (photos)

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 33 m ago

my boys are back to talking normally thank god!

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 30 m ago

shane with his fancy latte and ilya with that black goo that could probably kill a small horse

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 30 m ago

they both look so tired



December 24th 2013

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 24 m ago

Shane and Rose are spending Christmas together! via Rose's Instagram. (photos)

 

elissa @elissamellisa 23 m ago

I FUCKING KNEW IT

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 24 m ago

Shane and Rose are spending Christmas together! via Rose's Instagram. (photos)/

 

roksanna @roxxie 22 m ago

oh my god theyre so sweet :((( 

 

elissa @elissamellisa 21 m ago

took them forever to get together but ill take it

 

roksanna @roxxie 21 m ago

theyre just spending christmas at rose's house?

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 20 m ago

if this was shane and ilya you freaks would be shaking now lmao

 

Rose Landry @Real_Rose_Landry_ 19 m ago

I wish everyone who celebrates a Merry Christmas! May you spend this time with good company and too much food, as always.

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 19 m ago

:) 

 

elissa @elissamellisa 17 m ago

THEYRE SO DATING

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 16 m ago

this is like the 5th time you guys try to ship the band members with each other. even hayden isnt safe from this and he has a kid, and one on the way.

 

louie 1st human 2nd @angelika2937 15 m ago

again

 

juliaa @juliasmith 15 m ago

when does he find the time to get jackie pregnant? theyre always working

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 14 m ago

omfg



February 10th 2014

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 28 m ago

WHAT???

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 28  ago

Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov were arrested in Chicago after a supposed bar fight tonight. /



goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 27 m ago

ARE WE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 25 m ago

guys its on the fucking news too lmao

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 25 m ago

ARE THOSE THEIR MUGSHOTS?????

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 24 m ago

ARE THEY SERIOUSLY ARRESTED WHAT THE FUCK 

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 23 m ago

they didnt even let them wash their faces??? ilya's eyebrow is still bleeding?

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 23 m ago

jesus his knuckles are too what the fuck

 

juliaa @juliasmith 20 m ago

at least shane looks fine

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 20 m ago

yeah not a scratch on him what the hell?

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 20 m ago

whats going on

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 18 m ago

Some of you might've already heard that two of our band members were arrested tonight. Everything's fine. No one's hurt. It was a simple misunderstanding. No charges were pressed. 

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 18 m ago

imagine hayden picking them up from the police station omfg

 

/ Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 18 m ago

Some of you might've already heard that two of our band members were arrested tonight. Everything's fine. No one's hurt. It was a simple misunderstanding. No charges were pressed. /

 

louie 1st human 2nd @angelika2937 17 m ago

what the hell happened?

 

caitlyn rom @caitlynromatic 17 m ago

video of the bar fight leaked, it seems that someone was arguing with shane and pushed him??

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 17 m ago

JESUS FUCK ILYA CAN FIGHT

 

carridess @alexmatter 16 m ago 

is that guy okay? he flew across the room lmao

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 16 m ago

Ilya could have possibly broken his jaw

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 15 m ago

all this happening while madonna's hang up was playing at the bar you cannot make this shit up

 

patrick dream @patrickdreamstt 13 m ago

look at shane though, joining in, i didnt know he had it in him

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 13 m ago

he kind of had to, six people tried jumping them

 

louie 1st human 2nd @angelika2937 12 m ago

jesus fuck someone get ilya into mma

 

louie 1st human 2nd @angelika2937 12 m ago

four people had to hold him back guys this is serious

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 12 m ago

what was the argument about? 

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 12 m ago

no idea

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 10 m ago

well anyway, thats what you get for pushing shane hollander when ilya rozanov is around

 

February 11th 2014

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 19 m ago

I am deeply sorry and embarrassed about yesterday's events. I assure you that no one got seriously hurt, and there won't be any more legal issues surrounding this case. Emotions got the best of me. I apologize to the people involved, as well as our fans who felt disturbed by my actions. It won't happen again.

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 16 m ago

I am sorry about punching man at bar. 

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 13m ago

you can tell he was forced to do this and this is the best they could get out of him lmao

 

/ Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 16 m ago

I am sorry about punching man at bar. /

 

March 21st 2014

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Svetlana and Ilya in a new photo, working on the next album! via Svetlana's Instagram. (photos)

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 40 m ago

are they back together?

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 38m ago

jesus you people, whenever theres a photo of two of the band members you think theyre dating

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 36 m ago

his head is on her lap

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 36 m ago

theyre friends.

 

juliaa @juliasmith 35 m ago

THEYRE EXES THIS IS WEIRD

 

Fiona Maria @fiona_mariaa 30 m ago

youre weird with your hollanov pfp

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 22 m ago

who took this photo??

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 20 m ago

oh thats a good question

 

June 1st 2014

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 16 m ago

oh my god???

 

/ Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 16 m ago

happy pride everyone /

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 15 m ago

they do this every june calm down

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 15 m ago

NOT LIKE THIS THEY DONT

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 15 m ago

if youre gonna react this way to everyone wishing happy pride this month, half of the world is gay by your logic

 

patrick dream @patrickdreamstt 14 m ago

hes russian he wouldnt even come out this way its way too dangerous

 

marcus @marcusprime 13 m ago

hes not gay.

 

cupoftea @laylaskyler 13 m ago

bisexuality exists

 

Martina @allurlies297 10 m ago

leave him alone omg!!!

 

October 16th  2014 

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Svetlana Vetrova on why the band chose October for the premiere of their newest album, "Aquarium": "Oh, I think Shane wanted it to be October? I don't remember exactly why, but we just agreed on that."

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Shane on why he wanted October to be the month of the premiere of "Aquarium": "I like October, I'm very sentimental towards it. I fell in love for the first time, in October, years ago, of course."

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 48 m ago

he's literally too precious for this world

 

juliaa @juliasmith 35 m ago

imagine remembering exactly when did you first fell in love :(( 

 

roksanna @roxxie 30 m ago

he's such a loverboy

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 30 m ago

I wonder which October he means

 

louie 1st human 2nd @angelika2937 28 m ago

probably when he was like a kid or something

 

December 9th 2014

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 13 m ago

WHATS WRONG WITH HIM OMGG

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 17 m ago

Ilya Rozanov on what song would Shane Hollander be in a recent interview: "Pretty When You Cry" (by Lana Del Rey)". (video) /

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 13 m ago

they listen to lana together i called it

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 12 m ago

lana is insanely popular now this means nothing

 

kayla @kaykaykay 12 m ago

does he mean shane's pretty when he cries?

 

tomass @tom2897436 10 m ago

maybe he just means the vibe. jesus you people

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 10 m ago

his accent thickening on the 'pretty' makes me kind of insane tbh

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 8 m ago

i dont want shane to cry :( 

 

tomass @tom2897436 7 m ago

im deleting this app you guys have the reading and understanding capacity of a 3 year old child with adhd, he just answered with the first popular song that came to his mind. 

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 3 m ago

its a very specific song you have to admit that

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 2 m ago

hello?

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 1 m ago

oh he did delete the app LMAO

 

February 14th 2015

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 20 m ago

We never go out of style! :)) 

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 20 m ago

he listens to taylor swift guys

 

patrick dream @patrickdreamstt 18 m ago

HOW

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 16 m ago

he's soft at heart :D 

 

jeff @mynameisjeff 16 m ago

he's literally in a rock band what the fuck.

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 15 m ago

this is kind of pathetic

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 14 m ago

YOURE PATHETIC

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 14 m ago

you call this man alt???

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 13 m ago

you can be alt and listen to mainstream as well

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 13 m ago

he is mainstream by now.

 

daniel @danminessatra 10  m ago

lamest member of ice crawlers

 

/ Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 20 m ago

We never go out of style! :)) /

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 7 m ago

you're lame. Shane never goes out of style.

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 7 m ago

OH MY GOD?

 

juliaa @juliasmith 7 m ago

IS THIS REAL

 

roksanna @roxxie 6 m ago

what is happening

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 5 m ago

go on ilya protect your man from evil twitter users

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 5 m ago

my heart is so full rn

 

Taylor Swift @TaylorSwift 3 m ago 

retweeted

 

/ Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 16 m ago

you're lame. Shane never goes out of style. /

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 2 m ago

guys it got better

 

March 25th 2015

 

Hayden Pike @haythepike 47 m ago

Oh no! Sad news. I hope Zayn finds what he's looking for, though! Good luck, boys.

 

Svetlana V @svetvetrova 45 m ago

Nothing will be the same. 

 

Rose Landry @Real_Rose_Landry_ 45 m ago

Big and surprising day for the industry. Sad to see Zayn go.

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 40 m ago

zayn malik you want collab dm me ok

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 39 m ago

Everyone PLEASE ignore Ilya as he is tactless and rude. Good luck to the members of One Direction! Hope everything works out for all of you, Zayn included.

 

louie 1st human 2nd @angelika2937 28 m ago

which one of you cunts said one direction was a safe band to follow.

 

louie 1st human 2nd @angelika2937 28 m ago

im blocking ilya rozanov.



July 27th 2015

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 23m ago

the duo???? thats what we call it now??

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 26 m  ago

Shane and Ilya were spotted by fans at an airport in Montreal. The duo was supposedly going to visit Hayden Pike to greet his newborn daughter. (photos)/

 

roksanna @roxxie 22 m ago

why is llyas arm around shane at all times istg

 

garcia @garciasantos 22 m ago

cause theyre sitting and waiting for a plane?

 

roksanna @roxxie 22 m ago
and he needs to rest his arm on his friend shoulders or what? be fr

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 20 m ago

shane looks so sleepy here, i hope he's getting enough sleep :(

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 20 m ago

literal puppy

 

marcel @marceline827 17 m ago

hayden have more kids so they can go visit you together, for some reason

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 16 m ago

you people are looking into anything these days

 

louie 1st human 2nd @angelika2937 14 m ago

what happened? i still have ilya rozanov blocked and muted

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 13 m ago

unblock him then

 

louie 1st human 2nd @angelika2937 10 m ago

no

 

August 10th 2015

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 25 m ago

Our new song "Vampires" is out! Links below.

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 22 m ago

Please shower Ilya with praise as he wrote it, okay? Don't tell him I told you.

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 20 m ago

hollander

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 19 m ago

Shit

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 19 m ago

lmao whats going on

 

marcel @marceline827 18 m ago

wait is this in russian???

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 18 m ago

oh fuck

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 18 m ago

wait didnt ilya's dad die like last month??? he was back in moscov for a moment

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 17 m ago

ohhhhh fuuuuuck are you serious rn

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 16 m ago

yeah

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 15 m ago

jesus

 

cupoftea @laylaskyler 13 m ago

somebody translate

 

juliaa @juliasmith 13 m ago

his voice is insane in this what the fuck?

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 13 m ago

guys he's singing about his family and how they were vampires

 

kayla @kaykaykay 12 m ago

oh god 

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 12 m ago

is this even sadder than We Didnt Even Kiss?

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 12 m ago

yes it is

 

juliaa @juliasmith 12 m ago

"you hate me, and i know why" ????? Ilya?

 

elissa @elissamellisa 10 m ago

the part where he goes "more more more more ilya more" is breaking my heart

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 10 m ago

listen to svet in the chorus jesus christ

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 9 m ago

and shane on the bass is killing it as usual

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 9 m ago

WAIT IS IT SHANE IN THE BACKGROUND TOO? SINGING IN RUSSIAN?

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 9 m ago

what when

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 8 m ago

3;45-4;10

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 8 m ago

oh my god i think its shane, its real quiet tho

 

roksanna @roxxie 6 m ago

he speaks russian???

 

patrick dream @patrickdreamstt 6 m ago

what's he saying

 

elissa @elissamellisa 6 m ago

"wish you were here" over and over again

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 5 m ago

oh my god my hollanov

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 5 m ago

ilyas father literally passed and thats what the song is about and you make it about your dumb ship? okay.

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 3 m ago

are you deaf? ilya clearly hates his family 

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 3 m ago

lets not speculate! <3

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 2 m ago

this might be my favorite of theirs like ever i cant believe we got this!!!

 

September 24th 2015

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 33 m ago

oh my babyyyy

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 35 m ago

Ilya Rozanov getting emotional on stage during a first-time-ever live performance of "Vampires" by the band. (video) /

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 33 m ago

thats a grown ass man

 

roksanna @roxxie 32 m ago

ive never seen him this emotional i wasnt aware it was possible

 

juliaa @juliasmith 30 m ago

of course it was possible? he's not overly emotional cause he's slavic, it doesn't mean he's a robot

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 25 m ago

DID THEY JUST BANG THEIR HEADS TOGETHER HAHAHAH

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 25 m ago

who?

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 25 m ago

shane and ilya, ilya was kind of crying and shane walked up to him to shove his forehead into ilya's lmao

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 24 m ago

i think they hit each other a bit too hard cause they both hissed and laughed lol

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 23 m ago

this is so sweet omg!!!!!

 

daniel @danminessatra 20  m ago

here come the clowns.

 

Martina @allurlies297 18 m ago

puppies literal puppies

 

January 18th 2016

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Exclusive interview with the band members for Vogue! Quotes below.

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Hayden on his wife's third pregnancy: "I'm hyped, you know. I love being a dad. I wish I could be around more, but it is what it is. Jackie's great. The kids love their uncles and aunties (pointing to the other Crawlers and laughing). We have a lot of free babysitting privileges. It's great."

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Rose on that topic: "Thankfully, the kids take a lot after their mother."

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Svetlana on her life after fully moving to the US: "I cut most ties I had with Russia. I still have family there, of course, but I sold my flat, and I'm back to using my American documents only. I'll always be Russian, but it's much easier to live the life I'm living this way."

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Svetlana on her relationship status: "Uh, I am seeing someone, yes. No, I will not tell you who it is. I'm very happy, though!"

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Ilya on the song "Vampires": "Yes, I wrote it. You like it? Good. Yes, is about my family. Nothing more to say."

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Shane on the band's growing popularity: "I feel very proud of what we've accomplished so far. We have the best fans in the world, and we get to work with our closest friends on a daily basis. It's really nice. We challenge each other a lot, so we still have a bit of good music to share in the future."

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

When asked about their proudest moment, the group agreed on the surprise release of "Vampires". "We were all, I mean, Ilya most probably, but we were all quite anxious if a song fully sung in Russian, very different than our usual singles, would speak to our fans." Hollander says. "It did. Very much so. It was heartwarming to see the response the song provoked, people seemed to be very moved, and it skyrocketed on the charts. It's definitely my favorite song we ever made."

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 40 m ago

they're all so proud of ilya omg :((( 

 

juliaa @juliasmith 35 m ago

and ilya just sitting there, playing with his hoodie strings while shane talks, my heart

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 35 m ago

are svetlana and him back together? She said shes dating someone

 

orangethatsblooded @maxinnnnee 33 m ago

omg ilya is not the only person available you know???

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 32 m ago

what? she went with him to moscov for his fathers funeral

 

orangethatsblooded @maxinnnnee 30 m ago

ah such romantic circumstances, sure. theyre childhood friends.

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 30 m ago

the way shane eyerolled at this lmao

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 30 m ago

Ilya on his favorite part of being in a band this big and popular: "Free drinks at bars."/

 

juliaa @juliasmith 29 m ago

theyre so married

 

caitlyn rom @caitlynromatic 28 m ago

hayden literally ruffled ilyas hair in this and you people talk about shane eyerolling

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 27 m ago

hayden has like 10 kids

 

roksanna @roxxie 27 m ago

two and third on the way

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 26 m ago

no way maybe three and fourth on the way? are those twins?

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 26 m ago

yeah

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 25 m ago

fuck it i give up he has many kids

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 16 m ago

working with hollander is nice too he is decent bassist 

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 30 m ago

Ilya on his favorite part of being in a band this big and popular: "Free drinks at bars."/

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 15 m ago

Decent? Wow. Thank you, Ilya.

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 14 m ago

youre a better bassist than a coyote would be

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 14 m ago

ILYA

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 13 m ago

did we miss something ?

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 13 m ago

wait what it was with the fucking coyote all those years ago, someone find me a clip



April 17th 2016

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 13 m ago

they go to concerts together???

 

/Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 13 m  ago

Shane and Ilya were spotted at a Coldplay concert in the VIP section of the venue. (photos)/

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 12 m ago

ilya looks so good here i cant focus

 

roksanna @roxxie 12 m ago

is shane growing out his hair? bless

 

juliaa @juliasmith 11 m ago

folks i found a video and shane's singing while ilya just looks at him omg

 

angelika @angelika2937 10 m ago

their friendship is so sweet and comforting

 

juliaa @juliasmith 9 m ago

friendship right right

 

angelika @angelika2937 8 m ago

cant two men just be friends? 

 

juliaa @juliasmith 8 m ago

shane and hayden are friends, for sure.

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 5 m ago

i'm glad ilya has some support after everything he went through recently :((

 

July 30th 2016 

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 29 m  ago

Shane and Ilya dancing to "Closer" by the Chainsmokers before their show tonight! (video)

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 28 m ago

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

 

roksanna @roxxie 28 m ago

they look like little kids dancing oh myyy

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 27 m ago

look at hayden stretching by them like this is normal lmao

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 26 m ago

shanes actually a decent dancer lol

 

orangethatsblooded @maxinnnnee 25 m ago

why is this 10 second video 7 hours long

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 24 m ago

why does it cut off right when ilya is reaching for his hand?????

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 22 m ago

this is kinda gay

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 21 m ago

one day they will stop talking to each other when you freaks overanalyze everything. yall want a second one direction to happen?

 

juliaa @juliasmith 21 m ago

dont its too soon

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 20 m ago

shane looks so fucking happy in this i cant

 

August 7th 2016

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Ilya Rozanov photographed by Shane Hollander via Instagram. Caption: "Break from tour, but not from Rozanov's bullshit." (photo)

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 39 m ago

is he doing handstands in a lake with…shoes on?

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 39 m ago

why are they at a lake

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 39 m ago

why does he have shoes on

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 38m ago

rocks. think for a moment.

 

juliaa @juliasmith 35 m ago

why is he doing handstands?

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 35 m ago

thats a beautiful photo if you guys would like to stop asking questions. it looks so peaceful.

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 35 m ago

they're spending their breaks together?

 

Martina @allurlies297 34 m ago
yeah rose is at svetlana's house its not weird lol theyre all friends

 

juliaa @juliasmith 34 m ago

what abt hayden

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 30 m ago

hayden's busy producing more kids

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 19 m ago

retweets

 

/ daily song lyrics @dailysonglyrics 4 days ago

"I wanna be your left-hand man, I love you when you're singin' that song."/

 

August 9th 2016

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 24 m ago

he's vibing lmao

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 24 m ago

Shane Hollander playing "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk on his guitar via Ilya Rozanov's Instagram (video). /

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 24 m ago

ilyas still at his house? jesus 

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 22 m ago

i love how shane plays so well while being sprawled on a blanket in the garden lmao, and you can hear ilya tapping something off screen to match the rhythm

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 20 m ago

he's drumming on a basket with a fork yeah lol

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 20 m ago

they're having a picnic???? and shane's playing get lucky while lying in his garden in the sun???? and ilya just records him???? what the fuck

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 19 m ago

kindly reminding you disrespectful fucks that rose and svetlana ARE ALSO spending their break together. dont be weird. theyre friends.

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 18 m ago

shane has that post sex glow here, i think he…got lucky

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 18 m ago

im blocking you

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 17 m ago

ok bye cause im not gonna shut up abt this. he looks pregnant here

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 16 m ago

HE LOOKS WHAT?

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 15 m ago

im actually really impressed how well shane plays that off memory while clearly half asleep. He's a great player!

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 15 m ago

the post nut clarity hit him

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 15 m ago

JESUS CHRIST STOP IT

 

September 21st 2016

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 1 h ago

why is shane always within arm's reach of ilya serious question

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1 h  ago

The band arrived at the gala! (Photos) /

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 1 h ago

why does ilya look like a james bond villain here 

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 1 h ago

Svetlana looks so great with her hair like this!!! 

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1 h  ago

lya responding to a question an interviewer asked Shane (the question: "We're very curious if your mother is still your agent, and if so, why?"): "You can be very curious somewhere else." (video)

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 1 h ago

and he just dragged shane away before the lady could say something lmaooo

 

roksanna @roxxie 59 m ago

shane protector

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 58m ago

shane can speak for himself you know

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 58 m ago

oh honey shane is exactly where he wants to be

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 58m ago

y'all are weird af

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 34 m ago

oh rose is so drunk

 

/Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 34 m ago

The band is dancing to "One Dance" at the afterparty!/

 

Martina @allurlies297 34 m ago

whats going on?

 

carridess @alexmatter 34 m ago 

svetlana girl help her out lmao

 

juliaa @juliasmith 30 m ago

is ilya pouring a drink directly into shane's mouth????

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 30 m ago

yeah he is

 

juliaa @juliasmith 30 m ago

this is a prison.

 

October 10th 2016

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 20 m ago

Hey everyone, Svetlana here. Rose and I are dating! Bye.

 

Hayden Pike @haythepike 19 m ago

Go girls!

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 19 m ago

<3

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 19 m ago

ok

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 18 m ago

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FU

 

/ Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 20 m ago

Hey everyone, Svetlana here. Me and Rose are dating. Bye. /

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 18 m ago

everybody CALM DOWN

 

juliaa @juliasmith 18 m ago

WHATS GOING ON

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 18 m ago

rose and svet are FUCKING DATING LETS GOOOO

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 17 m ago

this is a plot twist

 

roksanna @roxxie 17 m ago

wait how long what the fuck 

 

orangethatsblooded @maxinnnnee 17 m ago

my app crashed??? did y'alls crashed too?

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 17 m ago

yeah lmao its so laggy in here i cant get to the tweet now

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 16 m ago

Svetlana and Rose are dating, confirmed by the band members. Svetlana also posted a sneak peak of an upcoming interview on her Instagram, featuring her and Rose.

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 16 m ago

my phone is broken now

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 16 m ago

Ilya get off twitter.

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 13 m ago

i can die happily now cause what the fuck

 

October 11th 2016

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Svetlana Vetrova and Rose Landry confirm their romantic relationship in their newest interview. The couple has been dating for three years now.

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Svetlana on how her past relationship with bandmate Ilya Rozanov affects her newfound love: "We're all chill. Ilya will forever be my best friend. He's very supportive."

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Rose: "Svet's the best thing that's ever happened to me. We decided it was time to share it with the world."

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 1 h ago

oh my dear heavens im crying

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 1 h ago

my beautiful girls

 

walter @mwalter 1 hago

so this lame ass fake-alt band is also queer now. whats new.

 

angelika @angelika2937 1 h ago

get out 

 

george alex @georgealexey 1 h ago

wow everyone's gay nowadays??? at least its the pretty girls kissing each other

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 58 m ago

you are very weird. leave my friends alone.



hannie baby @hannn1221 57 m ago

he's always so hot when he's defending his friends istg

 

/ Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 58 m ago

you are very weird. leave my friends alone./

 

louie 1st human 2nd @angelika2937 57 m ago

yeah sure lets focus on the man here. the girls are so fucking brave.

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 53 m ago

wheres that one cunt that always claimed theyre just friends, winston or whatever the fuck your name is, show yourself

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 53 m ago

okay, i was wrong here, my bad.

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 53 m ago

HA

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 52 m ago

doesnt mean your weird ass ship is real. i still suggest therapy.

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 51 m ago

youre getting re-blocked

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 50 m ago

Just came in to say, whoever doesn't accept queer love has no place in our community. This has always been said by us, repeatedly, and it is no different when it comes to Svet and Rose! 

 

juliaa @juliasmith 49 m ago

shane did you know they're together before this???

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 49 m ago

I won't answer that question, sorry.

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 48 m ago

what do you think julia we are band almost ten years now

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 47 m ago

Ilya, please.

 

October 31 st 2016 

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 23m ago

boy wdym by this

 

/ Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 24 m ago

October's always the best time to fall in love all over again :)) /

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 22 m ago

The band is celebrating Halloween in the streets of NYC tonight. (video)

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 22 m ago

rose and svet are holding hands!!!

 

juliaa @juliasmith 22 m ago

are they Thelma and Louise for Halloween? OMG

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 20 m ago

lesbian couple so sweet nobody noticing shane and ilya sharing a cig 

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 20 m ago

shane smokes????

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 20 m ago

jesus he holds the fucking cig for ilya what the hell

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 17 m ago

walk him like a dog

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 17 m ago

y'all are so obsessed. 

 

roksanna @roxxie 17 m ago

is hayden gru by any chance?

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 17 m ago

i think he was attempting at that, yes.

 

roksanna @roxxie 16 m ago

how is he getting anyone pregnant?

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 16 m ago

ask jackie

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 13 m ago

ilya wrapping his arm around shane's neck for support yeah sure

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 14 m ago

The band shared a photo from their night out via Instagram. /

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 12 m ago

tbh he is pretty drunk

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 22 m ago

they all look so happy! did they ask a stranger to take a photo of them lol

 

roksanna @roxxie 12 m ago

probably

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 3m ago

lucky stranger

 

December 24th 2016

 

kayla @kaykaykay 20 m ago

i want to wish everyone who celebrates merry christmas but most importantly, ilya rozanov

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 20 m ago

thank you

 

kayla @kaykaykay 19 m ago

omg hi! are you going back home to russia for christmas???

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 19 m ago

not russia no

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 17 m ago

im spending christmas with friend

 

kayla @kaykaykay 16 m ago

who?

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 15 m ago

i wont tell you 

 

kayla @kaykaykay 15 m ago

rude

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 13 m ago

;) 

 

December 25th 2016

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 1 h ago

yep ilyas with him

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1 h  ago

Shane Hollander opening his Christmas gifts via Instagram. (photo) /



donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 1 h m ago

???

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 1 h ago

the leg in the bottom corner. i'll recognise those tattoos everywhere

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 1 h ago

thats like four pixels of a leg 

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 1 h ago

calf snake tattoo side by side 1/2

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 1 h ago

oh fuck you might be right lol

 

orangethatsblooded @maxinnnnee 1 h ago

shane also spent chrismas with rose a few years back this could mean nothing

 

juliaa @juliasmith 1 h ago

riightttt

 

roksanna @roxxie 1 h ago

none of you clocked shane got a book about fucking loons as a gift? lmao

 

December 31st 2016

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 25 m ago

djfnsfbda

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 25 m ago

tebyaaa

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 25 m ago

alllllllllll llllooooo

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 24 m ago

where are you

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 23 m ago

???

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 23 m ago

are you guys ok lol

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 22 m ago

yes where u

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 22 m ago

lets home

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 22 m ago

go

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 21 m ago

is this ilya this feels like ilya

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 21 m ago

yes fucker is ilya where u

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 21 m ago

Ilya this is tweeter

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 21 m ago

who is twitter

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 21 m ago

jesus fuck

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 21 m ago

who you fuck?

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 21 m ago

ilya lmao

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 21 m ago

yes i know where u?? u have my cigs

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 20 m ago

ilya stop smoking please we worry about you

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 20 m ago

give me my cigs pls i want cig

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 20 m ago

answer phoneeee im mad at u now

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 20 m ago

admin the russian is drunk

 

/ Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 20 m ago

Ice Crawlers: answer phoneeee im mad at u now/

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 18 m ago

Sorry! Unfortunate misclick. Ignore the previous tweets.

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 16 ago

Sources say Ilya Rozanov got so drunk at a NYE party he started tweeting from the main band's account, thinking he was sending texts. Rose Landry saved him. (photos)


winstonn @fckingusername123 8 m ago

this is the funniest shit ive seen on this app since zayn left one direction

 

louie 1st human 2nd @angelika2937 8 m ago

you'll burn in hell for that

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 7 m ago

ilya beaming at shane appearing out of the blue with his cigs in hand i said oh im sure

 

1st January 2017

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Shane Hollander shared a photo of Ilya Rozanov via Instagram. Caption: "The dangerous immigrants Trump warned us about. My couch has been annexed." (photo)

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 1h ago

is ilya…sleeping on his belly on shane's couch in a fucking snoopy pyjama set??

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 1h ago

he's out cold lmaooo

 

angelika @angelika2937 1h ago

he seems so tiny like this, how??? He's so tall

 

juliaa @juliasmith 1h ago

the beige fluffy blanket he's holding onto omggg

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 1h ago

why is he at shanes house lol

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 1h ago

probably closest to the party

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 16 m ago

yes closest 

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 15 m ago

are you alive lol

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 15 m ago

barely

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 10 m ago

hey hollander why you took photo of me

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 10 m ago

Count it as tax for occupying my couch.

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 10 m ago

idiot

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 9 m ago

:)) 



May 17th 2017

 

orangethatsblooded @maxinnnnee 55 m ago

why are they dressed so nicely?? all suits and dresses

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

The whole band was spotted in Montreal. (photos) /

 

roksanna @roxxie 55 m ago

where are they going

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 53m ago

is there an event today or smth?

 

roksanna @roxxie 52 m ago

no i dont think so

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 51 m ago

maybe theyre doing promo for the next album

 

juliaa @juliasmith 51 m ago

jackie just posted she's all dressed up too?

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 50 m ago

who died

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 48 m ago

jesus you cant just asked who died maybe its some nice event that we dont know about???

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 47 m ago

someone stalk them

 

Martina @allurlies297 47 m ago

LEAVE THEM ALONE

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 30m ago

1410

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 30 m ago

1221

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 30 m ago

???

 

/ Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 30 m ago

1221 /

 

orangethatsblooded @maxinnnnee 28 m ago

is this like code for the new album? like when it will come out?

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 27 m ago

that makes no sense theres no 14 month

 

kayla @kaykaykay 27 m ago

maybe its the european date format?? but the 1221 makes no sense that way

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 26 m ago

14th october is so far awaaayyyy

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 23m ago

why two numbers tho

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 23m ago

im so confused

 

Svetlana V @svetvetrova 10 m ago

Life is so good today!!!

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 10 m ago

i like my coffee hot ;) 

 

Svetlana V @svetvetrova 10 m ago

Where's your coffee pot??

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 10 m ago

bathroom

 

elissa @elissamellisa 7 m ago

quick people note this is about the next album im so sure

 

caitlyn rom @caitlynromatic 7 m ago

why would a coffee pot be in the bathroom

 

juliaa @juliasmith 5 m ago

its ilya dont ask just note

 

June 1st 2017

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Photos of the band from tonights show! (photos)

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 40 m ago

is ilya wearing a ring on his necklace now? by the cross

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 40 m ago

oh fuck he is

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 39 m ago

why

 

juliaa @juliasmith 38 m ago

is that a wedding ring?

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 37 m ago
no lol

 

juliaa @juliasmith 35 m ago

it looks like it

 

garcia @garciasantos 32 m ago

ilya rozanov married? to who? half the country? cause he's been there done that

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 32 m ago

hey that's uncalled for lol

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 30 m ago

isn't that just media spreading bullshit though? he seems like a really genuine person irl

 

garcia @garciasantos 28 m ago

you can be genuine and a whore

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 27 m ago

you did not just call him a whore omg

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 26 m ago

he probably wears that ring for fun

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 17 m ago

retweeted

 

/ daily song lyrics @dailysonglyrics 2 days ago

"If I'm a pagan of the good times, My lover's the sunlight."/



July 9th  2017

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 1 h ago

jesus these five know what life is about 

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 2 h  ago

The band seen at a houseparty in LA! (photos) /



ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 1 h ago

look at svet holding rose. when will it be my turn to fall in love like that?

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 1 h ago

is shane sitting in ilya's lap?

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 1 h ago

nah i dont think so

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 1 h ago

zoom fucking in and tell me he's not sitting in his lap 

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 1 h ago

isn't that the armrest of the couch? there's so many people around them

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 57 m ago

no the armrest is behind him. he's fully sitting in ilya's lap.

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 55 m ago

y'all need help he's sitting on the armrest. the entire band is on one small couch and you hyperfocus on shane?

 

orangethatsblooded @maxinnnnee 55 m ago

haydens falling off lmao

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 53 m ago

this has sitcom vibes

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 49 m ago

this has porn intro vibes

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 43 m ago

eww get out

 

July 10th  2017

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

The band has supposedly cancelled their appearance at an interview for BuzzFeed, the reasons unclear.

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 40 m ago

theyre still hungover lol

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 30 m ago

i hope everything's alright :((

 

July 12th  2017

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 30 m ago

has anyone heard from the crawlers???? cause its weirdly quiet

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 30 m ago

even the updater silent as fuck

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 26 m ago

whole house hangover

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 23m ago

its been three days since the party come on

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 22 m ago

theyre deciding who to sacrifice to get rid of the headache

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 20 m ago

hayden

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 18m ago

y'all are mean as hell

 

July 13th  2017

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 7 m ago

Hi everyone this is Ilya. If you see a video from party please report it, it's bad quality anyway. The asshole who took it tried to blackmail us but we won't pay him. I have better ways of spending money. Me and Shane are together. We will do puppy interview with BuzzFeed to answer questions next week.

 

Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 7 m ago

Oh yes and we're married. Sorry I forgot. 

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 7 m ago

God, I knew it was a bad idea to leave you to do this. But yes, we're together, and there will probably be a video leaked here soon. Don't pay attention to it, please. 

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 7 m ago

W H A T  T H E  F U C K

 

/ Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 7 m ago

Hi everyone this is Ilya. If you see a video from party please report it, it's bad quality anyway. The asshole who took it tried to blackmail us but we won't pay him. Me and Shane are together. We will do puppy interview with buzzfeed to answer questions next week. /

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 7 m ago

what the actual

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 7 m ago

what

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 7 m ago

WHAT THE FUCKKKK

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 7 m ago

winston you cunt come HERE SEEEEEE

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 7 m ago

oh my god are they serious?

 

roksanna @roxxie 7 m ago

no they cant be serious

 

juliaa @juliasmith 6 m ago

fuck the video's out someone recorded them making out in the bathroom what the fuck

 

goodgirlfaith @amanda24746 6 m ago

THAT'S SHANE AND ILYA????

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 6 m ago

jesus shane was hungry that day lol

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 5 m ago

are you shitting me

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 5 m ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DUMB?

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 5 m ago

fine. my bad. sorry. they werent just friends. feel free to block me again.

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 5 m ago

WITH FUCKING PLEASUREEEE

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 4 m ago

oh my good i cant believe this 

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 4 m ago

MARRIED???? for how long???

 

/ Ice Crawlers @icecrawlersband 7 m ago

Oh yes and we're married. Sorry I forgot. /

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 3 m ago

since may i married him for citizenship

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 3 m ago

LMAO

 

Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 3 m ago

Ilya, stop spreading misinformation. We got married for real. For love.

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 3 m ago

and citizenship

 

Ilya Rozanov @roz_rozanov 3 m ago

i have fancy new passport now

 

louie 1st human 2nd @angelika2937 3 m ago

are they joking or what???

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 2 m ago

theyre not lmao look at the video

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 2 m ago

no dont share it!!! they dont want it shared!!!

 

donut's hole @amiajoketoyousheep 2 m ago

too late. ilya kisses like he has to go to war next morning i love it

 

marcus @marcusprime 1 m ago

so not only the girls of this fuckass band are dykes, ⅔ boys are fags, good to know. the worst fucking assembly of musicians ever created, i cant believe they're so hyped by the public.

 

Hayden Pike @haythepike 1 m ago

Hey buddy, how many grammys you got? 'Cause my kids' favorite uncles have a whole shelf.

 

Rose Landry @Real_Rose_Landry_ 1 m ago

wishing all the happiness they well deserve to my good band mates Shane and Ilya <3

 

Svetlana V @svetvetrova 1 ago

stay strong boys! <3



August 5th 2017

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1 h  ago

Shane on how long he and Ilya have kept their relationship a secret: "Uh, over seven years now? We got together in February 2010."

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 1 h ago

they've been together for seven years??????

 

/ Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 1h  ago

Ilya on how long he and Shane have kept their relationship a secret: "Is not true, since before that. The autumn before. October 2009." (Shane has claimed this addition was "not helpful".) /

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 57 m ago

what the fuck

 

roksanna @roxxie 56 m ago

no i cant take this

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 52 m ago

im watching the damn puppy interview with tears in my eyes why do they look so homey there!!

 

juliaa @juliasmith 52 m ago

 

is ilya wearing shane's sweater??? i swear i saw shane in that recently

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 51 m ago

yes he is. he is.

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 51 m  ago

Shane Hollander: "I mean, it was pretty out of my control. Ilya can be very charming. Stop smiling, asshole. You can't have me compliment him with him in the same room, do you know how smug he is after? Yes, I fell for him very quickly. Aw, this one bites. Ilya, take him from me."

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 50 m ago

Ilya Rozanov: "I proposed, yes, Shane is too stubborn for that."

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 50 m ago

all the puppies migrating onto ilya lmao he really is a human magnet

 

orangethatsblooded @maxinnnnee 48 m ago

cant blame shane ONE BIT tbh 

 

juliaa @juliasmith 47 m ago

i cant blame either of them shane looks good as fuck here

 

hannie baby @hannn1221 45 m ago

he always does

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 43m ago

wait does shane wear his wedding ring now??? omggg

 

Amelia @amelialikethemovie 42 m ago

yeah!!! ilya still has his on his necklace <3

 

lizard @demmie297dotdot 40 m ago

theyre MARRIEDDDD

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 30 m ago

Ilya Rozanov on Shane's best quality as a partner: "He's very boring."

 

Ice Crawlers Updates @icecrawlersupdatesofficial 30 m ago

Shane Hollander on Ilya's best quality as a partner: "Fuck you, Rozanov."

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 30 m ago

i feel literally high watching this. all these years I WAS RIGHT. this feels RELIGIOUS. wheres that prick winston ill unblock him again

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 30 m ago

winston watch the puppy interview

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 28 m ago

yeah im watching.

 

ellie (hollanov truther) @elsindahouse 28 m ago

youre an idiot

 

winstonn @fckingusername123 28m ago

im an idiot.

Notes:

The full AU of this story from the boys' perspective is now out on my profile! Check out "Ice Crawlers" to see when the Twitter mass psychosis club was right and when Winstonn was, to his demise, wrong.

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