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1. Man, if only Brazil was real (REMASTER) by jetstreamsamswife

   Fandoms: Metal Gear (Video Games)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   14 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Samuel Rodrigues/Reader
   • Jetstream Sam/Reader
   • Samuel Rodrigues
   • Jetstream Sam - Character
   • Reader
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Not beta read we die like Sam
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Eventual Fluff
   • sam is just grumpy as hell
   • Slow To Update
   • Gender-Neutral Pronouns
   • Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert
   • Sam is bisexual
   • readers sexuality can be anything
   • SAM HAS A WHOLE BAKERY!!!
   • Strangers to Friends to Lovers
   • and enemy probably for like the first few chapters bc sam has a stick up his ass towards you

   Summary

   It was a dark stormy night when you were intensely playing Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, specifically Jetstream Sam’s DLC. Just about to beat Armstrong’s boss battle, your power went out. When the power came back on, you were met with…

   Jetstream Sam?!!

   (A remastered work of an old fic)

   Series

   • Part 3 of The adventures of Sam and Reader

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,371

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

   4

   Kudos:

   10

   Bookmarks:

   3

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