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CIDS
George Russel has added Kimi Antonelli, Gabriel Bortoleto, Franco Colapinto, Isack Hadjar, Liam Lawson…
George
Welcome to the CIDS group chat
We can do another round of introductions here and pin them for ease
Lando
Yooo new peopleeeee
Lowk i was asleep during the meeting so idrk any of you guys
Oscar
^ he was the guy using me as a pillow btw
Lando
hey now,...,,
just bc its true doesnt mean u should say it
ur a very comfy pillow tho xoxo
Oscar
Thanks Lan 🙄
Lando
anything for you bbg
George
You’re getting distracted
Lando
mimimimimi
Oscar
Sorry george
Kimi
hello???
George
Hi Kimi
How did you enjoy your first meeting?
Kimi
it was nice :]
i do not have any friends so i got to meet people
Gabriel
Hey now
You do have friends bro
Us
The rookies
Oscar
The rookies?
Gabriel
The other sunglasses dude called us that so its lowk our name now
Ollie
Charles
Gabriel
Yeah that dude
Wait hold on one sec
Gabriel Bortoleto changed their name to Gabi
Gabi
There we go >:3
Lando
yooooooooo new rookies
we were the rookies….
once upon a time….
Ollie
Yeah three years ago :P
Lando
wtf
r u calling me old???
Ollie
I literally didn’t say that but if the shoe fits ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lando
betrayed
by oliver of all people
yes im full naming u uve betrayed me
Ollie
Mimmimimiimimiiii
Kimi
ur name is oliver?
Ollie
Yeah but Ollie is much better yk
Kimi
i mean my name is andrea so
we are nickname buddies
Isack
The nicknamerrsssssss
Liam
Is that seriously your first message??
“The nicknamerssss”
Isack
God forbid a frenchman catch a vibe
Liam
The only vibe youre catching is the floor when you pass out
Isack
How did you know I passed out today????????????????????
Liam
You passed out today???
Isack
Fuck
Isack and Liam - Private Messages
Liam
How long ago?
Isack
I’m fine dude I promise
Liam
How long loser
Isack
Like an hour ago
Im fine
Liam
Did you hit your head when you passed out?
Isack
Nope
managed to catch my head in my hands on the way down
Liam
Good.
How did you feel after?
Isack
We dont have to do this every time i pass out bro
But like
Disoriented and shit
Headache
Tachy
Yk how it is
Liam
Yeah but were doing it every time bc i care
anywayz
Any symptoms sticking around?
Isack
Just a headache but i took some pain meds
Liam
You want me to come over after class?
Isack
You can if you want
Liam
Ill be over after my 3pm
CIDS
George
Do you have POTS?
Isack
Yeah
George
I don’t know if you remember from my introduction, but I do as well.
If you ever need advice or anything else, feel free to text me.
Isack
Thanks
George
Anyhow
As I was trying to do before, lets do some quick intros again so I can pin them
I probably should’ve done this when I made the new chat but whatever
Lando
u go first woody
George
For the last time, I do not look like Woody.
ANYWAYS
I will go first
I’m George, I’m the club president and as I said to Isack, I also have POTS
If any of you need anything, please don’t hesitate to send me a message and I’ll see what I can do.
George Russel pinned one message
Lando
im lando i am important to the club because i am like a little jester bringing whimsy to all
also i have narcolepsy
George
I don’t know what I expected but you did better than usual.
George Russel pinned one message
Lando
thank you i try really hard
OSC UR TURN
Oscar
You did not have to yell directly in my ear AND put it in the chat
You do know that right?
Lando
lalalalala i am but a little jester bringing whimsy i dont have time for your negativity
Oscar
…
Okay
Um
I’m Oscar, I’m the treasurer 👍
Oh i also have chronic fatigue syndrome
George Russel pinned one message
Isack
yoyoyo Im Isack I have pots :D <- face of pure suffering and pain
Oscar
Real
Gabi
real
Kimi
Real
Max
Real
Daniel
I am not suffering from my disabilty other than people being dumbfucks but I will say real for the bit we’ve got going on :]
Max
Way to ruin it Daniel 🙄
Daniel
You love me and my amazing ruiner skills
Max
Ruiner is not a word
Daniel
ho w would you know mr chem major
Max
Because i looked it up
Daniel
Welp 😖
George
Stop bickering and do your intros.
Daniel
SIR YES SIR 🫡
Max
Fine
I am Max, I have nerve damage and migraines
Daniel
Daniel
Hey there this devilisouly handsome guy is named Daniel and he is deaf
Oh and also secretary
Oscar
Deviously?
Daniel
No
Like
Devilissouly
Ollie
Devilishly
Daniel
Thank you my favorite little grizzly bear
Kids like you are the reason i go into childhood education
Ollie
I’m 19
Daniel
It was just yesterday when you said your first words 🥹
Ollie
You suck
Daniel
And lick #bisexualrights
George
Sorry I was working on an assignment let me pin you two’s introductions
George Russel pinned two messages
Gabi
Oh my turn! Im Gabi the worlds greatest brazilian and I have epilepsy
Thank you spell check for trying to turn that into ellipses
George Russel pinned one message
George
Thank you Gabi
Is anyone else online?
Franco
Hola
I’ve been online i just didnt know how to interrupt the conversation
Gabi
Hi Franco >:3
Franco
Hi Gabi >:3
My nameis Franco, I have EDS, I’m an anthro major 🙂✌️
Lando
ayyyeyeeee
im an anthro minro
mirnor
minrorr
Daniel
I believe in you
Youve got this
Lando
Minor
Daniel
🎉🎉🎊🎊🍾
George Russel pinned one message
George
Who else hasn’t gone?
Kimi
i havent
srry i was in class
George
You’re alright Kimi
Kimi
im kimi and i have fibro and ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
yk?
Max
🤝
George Russel pinned one message
George
Thank you Kimi, who else?
Isack
Liam hasn’t but tbf he’s in class rn
Ollie
Charles hasnt but he’s probably sucking his boyfriend’s face
Charles
Rude!
I was updating my phone and had to reset all my settings
Ollie
L
Charles
My own son…………………
Ollie
>:3c
Charles
For shame
I will do my intro now
I am Charles Leclerc and I’m blind
Ollie
L again
Oh i forgot to do my own intro oops 💀
Charles
Oliver you are also blind
Ollie
Yeah but I’m cooler
N-e-wayz
I’m Ollie! I’m blind (but cooler than Charles)
Cooler than Charles™
George Russel pinned two messages
George
So we just need Liam to do his introduction once he’s done with class?
Liam
Hi sorry im here
Class went over and I had to walk to Isack’s
I’m Liam, your local kiwi, I have mcas so if you see me looking like im having an allergic reaction im probably fine
Lando
like the fruit??????
Oscar
New Zealanders are called Kiwis
Lando
oh…
nvm
George Russel pinned one message
George
Alright! I think that is everyone
Thank you all for coming to our first meeting and welcome to the new members!
Ollie
THE ROOKIES RAHHHH
Gabi
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Franco
RAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Kimi
RAHHHHHHHH!
Isack
ROOKIES WOOTWOOT
Liam
HUZZAH