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1. patron saint of lost causes by eldritchwhorrer

   Fandoms: Knives Out (Movies), Wake Up Dead Man (Movie)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   21 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jud Duplenticy/Reader
   • Father Jud Duplenticy/Reader
   • Father Jud Duplenticy/AFAB reader
   • Father Jud Duplenticy
   • Angst
   • Eventual Smut
   • Eventual Romance
   • Slow Burn
   • Biblical Scripture References (Abrahamic Religions)
   • Biblical Themes (Abrahamic Religions)
   • Catholic Guilt
   • Grief/Mourning
   • get in loser we're going to the #iwannafuckapriest convention
   • Emotionally Repressed
   • You got dead grandparents fyi (sorry)
   • Reader is a confident baddie but also repressed sad-ie
   • Gothy / witchy / occult reader
   • grieving reader
   • Comfort
   • there are two wolves inside me one is happy ending the other is so so sad
   • BIPOC reader
   • Questioning Christian Theology
   • reader doesn't convert btw
   • psychologically troubled mom
   • Abusive Parents (Mentioned/Alluded To)

   Summary

   Inspired by the song St. Jude by Florence and the Machine, thanks to the incredible edit that @deerlenney on tiktok did... WHEW!

   LET'S GET SAD AND HORNY! EXISTENTIAL AND SEXY!
   witchy!reader x Father Jud slow burn style

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,939

   Chapters:

   7/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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