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Eddie turns his back to Richie, not wanting him to see his shame, and regrets doing so immediately when he hears-
“Hoh. Ley. Shit.”
-from behind him, followed by a gentle, curious stroke along the base his tail. Oh. Right, he has a tail now. He nearly forgot. Eddie yelps at the unexpected touch, the furry appendage tucking between his legs all on its own. Except, apparently, he didn’t yelp.
At least, he didn’t yelp how humans yelp.
“Holyshit. What the fuck- Eds, did you just fucking meow? Didyoujustmeowatme? What the fuck? Is- wait, what the fuck is going on? Were you being serious-?”
“Yes I was being fucking serious! Do you seriously think I would fucking lie about turning into a goddamn cat?!”
Defeating an evil child-eating space clown in a gruesome battle to the death at the age of thirty nine should have been the most traumatizing experience of Eddie’s life.
And it was. By a long shot.
Until approximately three hours later, when he spontaneously sprouted two fluffy cat ears and a tail.