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1. Secret Life Of A Popular Bastard by XiaosOneandOnlyKazoo

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   09 May 2026

   Tags

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   • Scaramouche/Sethos (Genshin Impact)
   • Scaramouche & Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact)
   • Cyno & Sethos (Genshin Impact)
   • Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)
   • Sethos (Genshin Impact)
   • Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact)
   • Venti (Genshin Impact)
   • Bennett (Genshin Impact)
   • Cyno (Genshin Impact)
   • Dehya (Genshin Impact)
   • Nahida (Genshin Impact)
   • Faruzan (Genshin Impact)
   • Kinich (Genshin Impact)
   • Raiden Ei | Baal
   • Puppet Raiden Shogun | Baal
   • Yae Miko (Genshin Impact)
   • Fischl (Genshin Impact)
   • Mona (Genshin Impact)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Scaramouche is a Mess (Genshin Impact)
   • Sethos is a Tease (Genshin Impact)
   • Gay Panic
   • Sexuality Crisis
   • Scara is a videogame addict
   • Sethos is curvy
   • Sethos is Moroccan
   • Sethos has Tuareg roots
   • Sethos worships Egyptian gods like literally
   • Scaramouche is Down Bad (Genshin Impact)
   • Scaramouche is Bad at Feelings (Genshin Impact)
   • Top Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)
   • Bottom Sethos (Genshin Impact)
   • top scaramouche/bottom sethos
   • Wet Dream
   • Oral Sex
   • Anilingus
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Rough Sex
   • Kissing
   • Making Out
   • Masturbation
   • Scara’s Instagram fyp predicts his sexuality crisis
   • Scara’s insults are their own warning
   • Underage Smoking
   • Underage Drinking
   • Bullying
   • Self-Esteem Issues
   • reputation issues
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Homophobia
   • Internalized racism
   • Some slight internalized racist thought from Scara if you squint
   • Body Image
   • Sethos has body image issues
   • Sethos Has a Crush (Genshin Impact)
   • Scaramouche Has a Crush (Genshin Impact)
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Nahida and Scaramouche as Found Family (Genshin Impact)
   • Mona and Scaramouche fake-date (they’re both gay)
   • Puppet Raiden Shogun | Baal and Scaramouche are Siblings
   • Reader is in Scara’s head and he’s aware of it
   • Sex Toys
   • Improvised Sex Toys
   • Sexual Fantasy
   • Slow Burn

   Summary

   Scaramouche Rukkhadevata is one of the most feared and respected guys at Teyvat College.
   His attitude scares most guys off, and his bad boy aesthetic attracts all girls. His reputation is the one of a bastard who doesn’t call anyone by their names, who cusses at teachers, a vandal practically. His reputation is perfect the way it is.

   So why does this busy little bumblebee of a history nerd just… give him butterflies?

   He’s not gay. And even if he was, Sethos is ugly and annoying.

   …right?

   (Probably OOC, sorry)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,085

   Chapters:

   9/?

   Comments:

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