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  1. Screw U by

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

    06 Oct 2026

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    So I was thinking about the modern AU again, and decided Madara could not have been a barista, actually. He’d rather be… a mechanic. Bike mechanic. And Hashirama would’ve come on his ridiculous huge car… and then they’d bump when Madara came out for a smoke, and… OH. MY. GOD.

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