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chop chop actor boy

Summary:

Pez 🍬
of course you get a critically acclaimed acting career, oscar buzz, AND a cute boyfriend
your greed sickens me

Notes:

it's the 30th of january in most of the world which means it's my birthday today! alex4lunch forever!!

this can be read as a standalone but chronologically it's the third part in the alex4lunch chronicles. i highly encourage reading come on mama let's manifest! and i think we ALL fucked henry fox first to fully understand the chaos here.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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bepenry enterprises

Tue, Feb 20, 2:08 PM

Pez 🍬
would everyone like to know what people are saying about river deep
Henry Fox
No.
Bea 🐝
i do!!!!!!!!!!!!
Henry Fox
I do not.
Pez 🍬
wonderful!!!!!!!!!
Henry Fox
Must reiterate how deeply I do not want to know.
Pez 🍬
1) certified fresh on rotten tomatoes at a whopping 97%
Bea 🐝
woohoo!!!!!!!!!
Henry Fox
Please stop.
Pez 🍬
2) debuted with $20 million at the box office, making it the best domestic opening weekend of shaan’s career
Henry Fox
Percy.
Bea 🐝
lets gooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Henry Fox
Beatrice.
Pez 🍬
3) people are calling you the best casting choice of the decade !!!

You left the conversation.

Pez 🍬 added you to the conversation.

Bea 🐝
yayyyy!!!!!!
Pez 🍬
4) one critic called you transcendent and a breath of fresh air !!!!!!!!

You left the conversation.

Pez 🍬 added you to the conversation.

Bea 🐝
yippeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Pez 🍬
5) literally every single review is saying you’re a lock for an OSCAR NOMINATION

You left the conversation.

Pez 🍬 added you to the conversation.

Henry Fox
WHY
Pez 🍬
THE RISE OF A TRUE STAR
Bea 🐝
WAHOOO!!!!!!!

You left the conversation.

Pez 🍬 added you to the conversation.

Pez 🍬
ONE LAST THING
Henry Fox
NO

You left the conversation.

Pez 🍬 added you to the conversation.

Pez 🍬
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY WHITE BOY OF THE MONTH ‼️‼️
Bea 🐝
WOAH
Henry Fox
ARE YOU QUITE DONE
Pez 🍬
WHITE BOY OF THE MONTH IS A HUGE HONOUR HOZZLE
Bea 🐝
EXACTLYY
THEY DONT GIVE WHITE BOY OF THE MONTH TO JUST ANYBODY
Henry Fox
FINE IT’S AN HONOUR WHATEVER CAN YOU STOP NOW
Pez 🍬
FINE 💔💔💔💔


bepenry enterprises

Sun, Feb 25, 8:39 PM

Bea 🐝
hazzers
mum wants to know your schedule for the rest of the year
Henry Fox
She could’ve just asked me…
Bea 🐝
if you actually responded to her messages, maybe she would have
Pez 🍬
OOOOOOOOH
Henry Fox
I do respond to her!
Bea 🐝
clearly not enough !
Pez 🍬
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Bea 🐝
chop chop actor boy !!
Henry Fox
River Deep press until mid-March (London & LA/NYC).
Filming for My Policeman from early April until the end of May (London & Brighton and Hove).
Rehearsals for R&J in Aug, R&J running from Sept to Feb 2025 (NYC).
Pez 🍬
booked and bizayyyyyyy
Bea 🐝
mum wants to know if you can come to pembroke with us to visit gran in june
Pez 🍬
IT CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD??????
Bea 🐝
other gran, perseus
Pez 🍬
LMAO my bad
sorry grandmother fox 😔😔😔
Henry Fox
Aren’t you going to be touring in June?
Bea 🐝
end of june + july for europe
autumn in north america
which means i get to squeeze in a day to see r&j when we’re playing new york 😈😈
Pez 🍬
u ain’t special, i could go see r&j anytime i want
Henry Fox
I can do the first week of June.
Bea 🐝
gr8


bepenry enterprises

Thu, Feb 29, 8:39 PM

Pez 🍬
i can't believe you're fucking hosting snl next week
never in a million years did i ever think you'd be hosting snl before i did
Henry Fox
It means a lot that you have so much faith in me.
Pez 🍬
have i always thought you'd win an oscar before you turned 30?????? ONE THOUSAND PERCENT YES
but snl???????
Henry Fox
Oh, so you don't think I'm funny?
So you want me to kill myself?
You want me to kill myself in front of God and Lorne Michaels?
Pez 🍬
HAKDHSKAJD
Bea 🐝
i'll have you know i've always thought you were funny hazzie
i have not forgotten your life-changing performance as armado when you were 15 at school
you should've gotten an olivier for it and i've always said that
Henry Fox
Thank you, Bea.
Pez 🍬
mind u i was literally berowne but whatever
Bea 🐝
don't worry hozzle i saw your chanel boots
Henry Fox
Nice to know SOMEONE believes in me.
Pez 🍬
IM NOT SAYING YOURE GONNA BE BAD AT IT
HAZ
Henry Fox
Mm.
Pez 🍬
IM JUST JEALOUSSS
I WANNA HOST SNL TOOOOOO
Henry Fox
Well, you're not, so.
Bea 🐝
GAG HIMMMMMM
Pez 🍬
WOW
WOOOOOOW
this is what hollywood is doing to our young men
so you think i'm ugly and untalented right right
Henry Fox
I didn't say any of that. You did.
Pez 🍬
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


bepenry enterprises

Sat, Mar 9, 11:02 PM

Bea 🐝
GOOD LUCK HENRY YOU'RE GOING TO SMASH ITTTTTR
ITS FUCKING FOUR AM HERE JFC I CAN BARLY KEEP MY EYES OPEB
THE THINGS I DO FOR U
Pez 🍬
GOOD LUCK BABYYYYY
Henry Fox
I'm going to shit my pants
Pez 🍬
YOU'VE GOT THIS
Bea 🐝
if you DO shit your pants make sure it's on camera!!!!

Today, 11:38 PM

Pez 🍬
this fucking monologue omg
THE BLOWJOB JOKE HELLO
Bea 🐝
i did not need to hear that but it was funny i admit
Pez 🍬
the laughs are so LOUDDDDD
Bea 🐝
henry fox king of comedy YUP YUPPP
you really need to do another comedy haz

Today, 12:13 AM

Bea 🐝
THIS FUCKIGN AIRLINE SKETCHNSAKJASFDGH
OH MY GODDDHASJKSAA
Pez 🍬
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bea 🐝
THE FACT THAT HE DIDNT BREAK EVEN ONCE
Pez 🍬
THERE ARE LITERAL TEARS IN MY FUCKING EYESSSSS
Bea 🐝
even heidi fucking breaking but not hensickle oh give him his emmy already
Pez 🍬
hazzle introducing ariana alexa play that should be me
WEEEEEEE CANT BE FRIENDSSSSSSSS
i'm fucking fuming i can't believe i'm filming a fucking movie right now i should be there
Bea 🐝
henry hasn't even listened to eternal sunshine yet
men always get everything

Today, 1:38 AM

Henry Fox
Bloody fucking hell
Bea 🐝
HENRYYYYYY
Pez 🍬
DARLING YOU DID SO GOOD
THEY WERE EATING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING HANDSSS
Bea 🐝
MY BABY
CONGRATULATIONS HENNYKINS
Pez 🍬
WHAT A FUCKING SHOWWWWW
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT
Bea 🐝
OSCAR EMMY GRAMMY TONY PEABODY NOBEL PRIZE
Henry Fox
Did it look like I was shitting my pants
Because I was
Pez 🍬
i'm going to smack the dogshit out of you
you looked so fucking confident and cool
your hands weren't even shaking
and your comedic timing was fucking perfect every time
Bea 🐝
is it just me or was that the funniest snl episode in a while
banger after banger after banger
Pez 🍬
definitely not just you
that was genuinely so lovely
and i'm not just saying that because you were hosting hozzle
Henry Fox
Thanks, guys. Really
I'm going to sleep for 18 hours now.
I'm flying back on Tuesday.
Bea 🐝
SLEEP
YOU DESERVE IT
Pez 🍬
going to give you the biggest snog when you get back


bepenry enterprises

Wed, Mar 27, 3:28 PM

Pez 🍬
heinz ketchup
when is the scorsese news coming out
Henry Fox
Pez!!! I told you that in confidence!!!!!
Pez 🍬
i thought bepenry enterprises didn't keep secrets from each other!!!!!
Bea 🐝
SCORSESE??????????????????? IM FUCKING SORRY???????
WHAT TEB FUCK???????
RUE WHEN WAS THIS
NO WAY YOURE GONNA BE WORKING WITH SCORSESE
i can’t believe this is the kind of treatment a beloved sister receives………
27 years of unconditional love and support and she isn’t the first person he tells when he gets a role in a MARTIN SCORSESE film………
as if i wasn't the person who took you to auditions when mum and dad were busy……….
as if i wasn't the one who drove you to to your screen test for sundry
yeah ok
cool
Henry Fox
Come off it, Bea.
Bea 🐝
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
Henry Fox
I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU AND MUM IN PEMBROKE.
Bea 🐝
AS IF THAT MAKES IT ANY BETTER
Pez 🍬
🤭🍿
Bea 🐝
ET TU BRUTE
Pez 🍬
😮🍿
Bea 🐝
HOW DARE YOU NOT TELL ME
Pez 🍬
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW
Bea 🐝
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL HE DOESNT TELL ME ANYTHING
Pez 🍬
HENRY IS WHO I WANT
THAT IS WHERE MY LOYALTIES LIE
THAT IS WHO MY PRIORITY IS
Bea 🐝
NOT THE MOTHER OF YOUR FAVOURITE ALBUM
Pez 🍬
DONT BRING FAINTING SPELL INTO THIS
Bea 🐝
ALRIGHT NOT THE WOMAN YOU VOWED TO HAVE A LAVENDER MARRIAGE WITH WHEN WE TURN 50
Pez 🍬
I REFUUUUUUSE TO BE BLAMED ANY LONGER FOR THIS GROTESQUE MISALLIANCE
I WASH MY HANDS OF IT

Today, 5:42 PM

Henry Fox
It’s a leading role and we start shooting in March of next year.
Bea 🐝
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK
HAZ
henry i’m so proud of u
holy shit
Pez 🍬
wee hensickle in a scorsese movie 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
the oscar is IMMINENTTTTT
Henry Fox
STOP.
Bea 🐝
filming starting in march is MAD though
no sleep, bus, club, another club,
Pez 🍬
unemployment is scared of him !


bepenry enterprises

Fri, May 24, 9:09 AM

Bea 🐝
hennykins when are you leaving for paris again
Henry Fox
June 16th.
Is this about Pembroke?
Bea 🐝
yeppers
can you do 4 days in pembroke with us
so like 2-5th
Henry Fox
Yes, perfect. Are we all going up together?
Bea 🐝
yea you’ll be in london then right
Henry Fox
We finish filming here next week so I’ll be going down immediately afterwards.
Bea 🐝
okie
Pez 🍬
wait back up what the bloody fuck are you doing in paris
why was i not informed?????
Bea 🐝
hes going to get butter
Henry Fox
I’m just going for a bit of a holiday before R&J rehearsals.
BEATRICE. NOT JUST BUTTER.
Bea 🐝
tbf u were mostly excited about the butter
Pez 🍬
so this is what rich white men do with their money……….. go to paris to buy butter…………..
Henry Fox
https://www.maisonbordier.com/produits-beurre/
They have extremely delicious butter.
Pez 🍬
just smile and nod everyone
Henry Fox
I don’t need to explain myself to you.


bepenry enterprises

Wed, May 29, 10:56 PM

Pez 🍬
bepenry brunch before the two of you leave when 😫😫
Henry Fox
Ach. Sorry, Pez. I’ve got meetings and screenings until the 2nd and a few more after we get back.
I could do something sometime between the 10th and 12th, though.
Bea 🐝
got rehearsals straight after pembroke sorry :((((((
Pez 🍬
oh so you all hate me
you want me to die
beanie baby surely you can squeeze in a lunch with us……..
Bea 🐝
babes i could try but dina is saying we’ll be rehearsing in manchester
Pez 🍬
what the fuck 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
i knew i shouldn't have befriended people in the entertainment industry
Bea 🐝
you’re literally a film director
Pez 🍬
lies and slander upon my good name


bepenry enterprises

Wed, Jun 4, 3:32 AM

Henry Fox
Gran just asked me why I still don't have a boyfriend. I want to die.
Like, okay, Gran, maybe I didn't WANT to be single for five years? Maybe I HAVE been looking and dating and trying to find a decent man, but I always end up coming up empty? Maybe it’s just really fucking difficult because every man I meet is either a superfan that is only with me out of a desire to also be famous by association, or a man who’s okay with the whole acting thing but isn’t okay with the weird hours, or the press tours, or the lack of a private life? Maybe I spend every day getting sorrier and sorrier for myself and thinking that I’ll just die alone because nobody can put up with the life I’ve chosen for myself, but that I should just suck it up because, yeah, I DID choose this life, didn’t I, and it’s only one or the other, I guess, didn’t everybody tell me, and didn’t I just ignore them and think I was the lucky sod who was going to be the sole exception?
Pez 🍬
@Bea 🐝 has he been drinking
Bea 🐝
there’s bourbon in gran’s liquor cabinet
Pez 🍬
ah
cheer up henrietta u will find him soon! he will learn about your crippling jaffa cake addiction and accept it and that’s how you know he is truly meant for you
Bea 🐝
he's passed out on top of the dog
Pez 🍬
the urge to send this to pop crave rn
Bea 🐝
real


bepenry enterprises

Mon, Jun 10, 9:02 AM

Bea 🐝
first day of rehearsals today 😜
we're discussing the setlist, lock in your votes rn
Pez 🍬
PLS KEEP FAIRWEATHER FRIENDS ON THE SETLIST PLS PLS PLS
Bea 🐝
that flop????????????
Pez 🍬
FAIRWEATHER FRIENDS NATION IS STRONG AND LOYAL AND WOULD DO ANYTHING
PLEASE
BEASILDON
JUSTIN BEABER
ME AND THE 4 OTHER FAIRWEATHER FRIENDS STANS BEG YOU
IF FAIRWEATHER FRIENDS HAS NO STANS I AM DEAD
PLEASE
FOR ME
Bea 🐝
shant !
Pez 🍬
WHY DO YOU HATE ME
Henry Fox
Well, Foxes is on the setlist, of course.
Bea 🐝
why so sure
Henry Fox
It's about us. Of course it's on the setlist.
Bea 🐝
and what if it's not
Henry Fox
Don't be ridiculous.
Bea 🐝
you arrogant prick
just for that i'm kicking foxes off of the setlist and putting fairweather friends back in
Pez 🍬
YAYYYYY
Henry Fox
WAIT


bepenry enterprises

Sun, Jun 16, 9:24 AM

Henry Fox
Can I just say I’m actually really happy I’m going on this trip to Paris. I don’t think I realised just how busy I was, and how busy I’ll be in these coming months.
Bea 🐝
yk what yea u deserve it
take some time off luv
take that butter for a nice stroll
Pez 🍬
bring that butter to lunch
Bea 🐝
take that butter on a walk along the seine
Pez 🍬
invite that butter to a menage a trois
Bea 🐝
gross, percival
Pez 🍬
it’s in my nature, beatterfly

Today, 2:59 PM

Henry Fox
p
g
Pez 🍬
holy shit is he having a stroke
Bea 🐝
henry??????????????????
HENRY ANSWER
Pez 🍬
H WHATS GOING ON
Henry Fox
I
Bea 🐝
QUICK WHATS THE NUMBER FOR THE PARISIAN POLICE
Pez 🍬
GOOGLE SAYS IT’S JUST 17
Bea 🐝
WTF
IM CALLING 17 AND NOTHINGS FUCKINGH APPENIG
Pez 🍬
ALL THE EUROSTAR TRAINS ARE FULLY BOOKED FUCK
Bea 🐝
HENRY GEORGE EDWARD JAMES FOX SAY SOMETHING
Pez 🍬
HENRIETTA PLEASE
Bea 🐝
HENRY
HENRY WHAT THE FCUK
Pez 🍬
THATS IT IM TAKING THE TUBE TO HEATHROW IDGAF

Today, 3:21 PM

Henry Fox
i have just
met the most beautiful man i have ever seen in my life
Bea 🐝
jesus mary and fucking joseph
jesus fucking christ harold
Pez 🍬
HENRY WHAT THE FUCK
Bea 🐝
motherfucker
you gave me a fucking heart attack you fucking PRICK
Pez 🍬
you gay ass
i'm literally on the lizzy line to heathrow rn
i can't believe this
Bea 🐝
i'm going to fucking kill you
Pez 🍬
pics and maybe we’ll forgive you
Henry Fox
no pics because that would’ve been incredibly creepy
but i did give him my number
Pez 🍬
ATTABOY
Henry Fox
his name is alex and he’s american
Pez 🍬
hot
Bea 🐝
an AMERICAN
pez how could you possibly know from those two things
Pez 🍬
i have a sense
like a gaydar but for sexy people
Bea 🐝
sorry i still can't get over the fact that you almost had me involving fucking new scotland yard and it turned out to just be a MAN
Henry Fox
he’s right alex is incredibly sexy
Bea 🐝
that means legitimately nothing to me
h you’ve famously got horrendous taste in men
remember pickleball george
Henry Fox
I thought we agreed never to mention Pickleball George ever again.
Pez 🍬
beaver dam my beloved respectfully i don’t think your opinion here holds any weight
tho i will agree that pickleball george was a Top 5 Henry Low
Bea 🐝
excuse u i can be ace but also objectively tell someone is sexy
i find you quite sexy, which is a universal truth
Pez 🍬
you think i’m sexy???

Today, 6:01 PM

Henry Fox
He texted me.
AAASGAHDGAJDHKJ,JSKDHFAK,JSDALD
Sorry.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sorry again.
I don’t know what to do right now.
Pez 🍬
crazy idea
just hear me out here
maybe text him back?
Henry Fox
What do I even SAY
Pez 🍬
what did he text u
Henry Fox
Bea 🐝
alex (eurostar) is frying me
Henry Fox
FUCKING HELP ME
Pez 🍬
ask him out!!!!!
Henry Fox
What if he says no
Bea 🐝
i'm going to hit you
Henry Fox
OKAY OKAY
FUCK

Today, 6:12 PM

Henry Fox
OKAY I DID IT
FUCKING HELL
FUCK
Pez 🍬
no way it took you ten minutes to ask him out
Henry Fox
NOT FUCKING HELPIMG
HES SO BEAUTIFUL
Henry Fox
HES TYPJGN
Pez 🍬
imagine he says no
Bea 🐝
HDAKDHA
Henry Fox
PEXZ
Pez 🍬
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
IM JOKINGGGGG
OBVIOUSLY HE'LL SAY YES
HE ISNT INSANE
actually he might be
you only met him like three hours ago
bloody hell
what if he's a fucking stalker
henry
henry
Bea 🐝
henry don't you dare turn off your find your friends

Today, 6:44 PM

Henry Fox
We're going on a date!!!!!!!!!!
And Bea, of course I won't. I'll be careful.
But Alex really isn't like that. He's lovely.
Bea 🐝
does he know who you are?
Henry Fox
He does.
One of the first things he said to me was that he used to not like me at all and thought I was an overrated nepo baby before he saw River Deep.
Pez 🍬
LMAOOO???????
oh i like him
Bea 🐝
and you folded immediately????
Henry Fox
He's so....... refreshing.
Bea 🐝
why did that sound dirty
Henry Fox
IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE
But also
😛
Pez 🍬
YOOOOOOOOOOO
SLUTTY HENRY IS BACKKKK
do you think you're gonna get dicked down tonight
Henry Fox
If I don't I might actually die
Pez 🍬
LFGGGGGGGGGG
Bea 🐝
i'm this close to blocking both of you btw
Henry Fox
FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DO I WEAR
Bea 🐝
wasn't this trip supposed to be relaxing
this doesn’t sound very relaxing to me 😐
Pez 🍬
he’s got better things to do than relax methinks
Bea 🐝
STOP

Today, 8:47 PM

Pez 🍬
haz
date updates?
what’s going on
Henry Fox
Perhaps a little early to say.
But I think I’m in love?
Bea 🐝
yea just a tad bit early i think

Today, 11:01 PM

Henry Fox
I'm only going to say this once.
And then never again.
But holy motherfucking shit. I think he's ruined me for sex with anyone else forever.
Pez 🍬
OH MY GOD????????????????
GIVE US MORE DETAILS IMMEDIATELY
Bea 🐝
pickleball george could never
Henry Fox
Could you not mention Pickleball George when I'm naked in bed with the hottest man I've ever seen in my life
Bea 🐝
what makes you think i wanted to read any of that


bepenry enterprises

Mon, Jun 17, 1:14 PM

Henry Fox
I have a boyfriend now.
Pez 🍬
a reminder that it hasn't even been 24 hours since you met him
lesbians wish they moved as fast as you did
Bea 🐝
can't believe all it took was a cute boy being a little mean to you
Henry Fox
Do you guys want to talk to him? Are you all free for a call later?
Bea 🐝
UM YES
Pez 🍬
DUHHHHHHHH
Henry Fox
Does 4PM GMT work for both of you?
Bea 🐝
yes!!!!!!!!!
Pez 🍬
can we do 5 instead i have a meeting with warner bros til 4:30
Bea 🐝
OOOOOOOOH
Henry Fox
Is it for your ballet movie?
Pez 🍬
yeah but they're pissing me right off
they're saying i'm asking for too much money
mind you i'm only asking for 15 million
MIND YOU THEY'RE GIVING BRAD PITT 300 MILLION FOR HIS FUCKASS F1 MOVIE
i literally won them four baftas get OFF my DICK
Henry Fox
Christ
Bea 🐝
wtf
Pez 🍬
i love my job 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Today, 6:37 PM

Bea 🐝
i really fucking hate to say it
but he's so charming
men should not be that pretty and that funny
it's not fair to any of us
Pez 🍬
henry fox finally having a hot and funny boyfriend i used to pray for times like this
Henry Fox
Rude
But same
You guys really like him?
Pez 🍬
YES
i've never seen you laugh that hard haz
Bea 🐝
you were fucking zendaya laughing at everything he said
i mean he IS really funny
but you couldn't control it even a little?
Henry Fox
Alright now.


bepenry enterprises

Tue, Jun 18, 11:05 PM

Henry Fox
I will be joining Alex and his sister’s backpacking trip around Europe.
Pez 🍬
well punch me in the tit and fuck me on a broomstick
Bea 🐝
WHAT ABOUT THE BUTTER
Henry Fox
BEATRICE I HAPPEN TO THINK THERE ARE THINGS MORE IMPORTANT THAN BUTTER.
Pez 🍬
yeah like that DICK
Henry Fox
PEZ
Pez 🍬
AM I WRONG
Henry Fox
………
Bea 🐝
EW HENRY
Henry Fox
I DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING
Bea 🐝
IT WAS IMPLIED. IT WAS A DICK-RELATED IMPLICATION


bepenry enterprises

Wed, Jun 26, 2:31 AM

Henry Fox
He makes me very, very happy.
Bea 🐝
fuck me
i'm happy for you hen
Pez 🍬
of course you get a critically acclaimed acting career, oscar buzz, AND a cute boyfriend your greed sickens me
(i'm really happy for you too babes)


bepenry enterprises

Wed, Jul 10, 4:10 PM

Bea 🐝
are you flying straight to ny after your little europe excursion?
Henry Fox
Yes.
Did I also happen to mention Alex lives in New York?
Bea 🐝
no henry you did not
although i am not in the least bit fuckin surprised
christ
thank fuck he’s cute


bepenry enterprises

Tue, Aug 8, 8:52 AM

Henry Fox
He's moving in with me.
😄
Pez 🍬
so when's the wedding do you think
Bea 🐝
i'm gonna say five years
Pez 🍬
honestly same
Henry Fox
Guys oh my God
(I give it three)

Notes:

in a private exchange between bea and pez:

percicle

Wed, Feb 21, 12:44 PM

u’re on twitter right
there’s this guy named alex who’d been hating on h forever
he was like THE number 1 henry fox hater
alex4lunch you mean
YES
i just saw that apparently he saw river deep and it made him realise he was bisexual???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
YESSSSSS
HE’S BECOMING A PROPER FAN NOW TOO
HE WATCHED CAMDEN CALLING
PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY TRULY
never show those tweets to henry, his ego is big enough as is
god i would never

Sat, Aug 10, 5:19 PM

BB8
HENRY’S ALEX
IS ALEX4LUNCH
EX FUCKING SCUSE ME ???????????????
YOU’RE LYING
I FUCKING SWEAR TO YOU I’M NOT
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING WITCHCRAFT DID HE FUCKING DO

thank you for reading!

i meant to make another instalment about last year's oscars to wrap up the river deep press tour but now we're well into THIS year's oscars season and i've already forgotten what pop culture looked like last year so idk let me know if that's something you would still be interested in

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