generalwierdo



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  1. Summary

    This series is basically: generalwierdo writes songfics abt JATP. From her personal playlist. Because she likes music ig

    Playlist link here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5E64m9bSVxU8c1vFdOs9Gr

    General disclaimer: I don't own the rights to any of the songs I reference in this series (unless I specify). All the songs used and their artists will be credited :)

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    paramedics!hollanov verse. (it’s mostly porn)

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    22 Mar 2026

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    "Hello, Mr. Fox-Mountchristen's office. How may I help you?"

    "Hello, can I speak to Mr. Fox-Mount-krishen, please?"

    Alex blinked. After two weeks of hearing nothing but the voices of snooty men and frazzled secretaries calling in, the person on the other line now sounded decidedly neither snooty nor male nor in any way adult.

    It was a little girl.

    "Mr. Fox-Mountchristen's unfortunately in a meeting right now,” Alex began slowly, “but I could take a message?"

    "Oh." The girl paused. "You're not Mr. Hunter."

     

    Alex starts a new job as Henry's new assistant. Henry's daughter keeps calling the office and leaving him messages.

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    31 Dec 2025

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    “I want one day,” Shane interrupted Ilya’s inner meltdown with, really, the only acceptable response. “And then we can…” Shane trailed off. “Then we can, I don’t know. Reset.”

    “Reset,” Ilya repeated, unconvinced.

    “Yeah.”

    It was another few moments of stunned silence before Ilya spoke again.

    “We could go somewhere.”

    *

    or, what if Shane decided to stay, that night… and then decided to miss his flight home the next day.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.

    Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)

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    12 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    Peter Spankoffski relies on logic. On facts and observable truths. If he makes assumptions, they’re based on careful pattern observation and a rational understanding of the elements at play.

    In order for Pete to believe that Stephanie Lauter was interested in dating him, he would have to see some pretty compelling empirical evidence.

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    24 May 2025