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Dazai hears a hum and a rustling of clothes from the other side, before the person eventually speaks, "I'm wearing an oversized hoodie at the moment, though I've foregone my pants. I only have my dark red lacy panties underneath…"
He takes in yet another sharp inhale, before going into a fit of giggles, realizing the situation he's found himself in.
The man on the other side makes an inquisitive noise, "What's so funny, Dazai?" He drawls his name out, which only makes Dazai laugh even harder.
"This isn't the suicide prevention hotline, is it?"
Or: Dazai mistakenly calls a phone sex hotline instead of the suicide prevention hotline, and ends up chatting with an interesting individual who may or not be named Chuuya