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  1. Dirty Little Lie by

    Fandoms: Elden Ring Nightreign (Video Game)  

    03 Feb 2026

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    "No, you don't understand! I-I, I haven't–"

    "Haven't what? Haven't been taken from behind before?" Ironeye cooed as he rubbed him again. "Of course you haven't, you selfish little–"

    "At all!" Wylder exclaimed with a cry, pushing against him harder.

    Ironeye fell silent. And blinked.

    All of his motions stopped as he tried to process what had just been confessed.

    He couldn't have heard that right. Had to be misinterpreting.

    "I haven't at all, with anyone!" Wylder's voice broke, and it cleared up any doubts Ironeye had near instantaneously.

    During a night of drinking with the other Nightfarers, Wylder makes a brazen lie about his own sexual prowess. Ironeye confronts him one-on-one and calls him on his bluff... forcefully. And unintentionally, rather painfully, draws the truth out of him:

    That Wylder is a virgin.

    Part 1 of a sort of tongue-in-cheek series where a rather shy and inexperienced Wylder learns how to explore his sexuality.

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