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1. S-T-A-T-I-C Worship by Baubles_n_Bones for Doctor_Briarwood

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Extremely Dubious Consent
   • Priest Kink
   • Catholic Guilt
   • Vox is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor is cruel in the way that cats would be cruel if they had thumbs
   • Human Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Demon Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Murder
   • Blasphemy Kink
   • religious trauma
   • Abusive Parents
   • Mentions of Suicide
   • Victim Blaming
   • Cannibalism
   • Size Difference
   • Age Difference
   • Masturbation
   • Top Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Bottom Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Torture
   • Sadomasochistic Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Purity Kink
   • First Time
   • Permanent Chastity
   • but not really
   • Anal as a loophole
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Misogyny
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Self-Harm
   • Homophobic Language
   • Radiocult

   Summary

   Alastor has been dispatched topside to have a little fun and runs across the sweetest little soul in need of a little guidance. He decides to stick around a while in the guise of a priest, to see just how many ways he can break his new Vincent-shaped toy.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   14,148

   Chapters:

   3/6

   Comments:

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