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~ Ravi's wedding planning ~ (Ravi, May, Buck, Maddie, Eddie)
Ravi: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS
Eddie: Hi
Ravi: there is one month until I get married to the love of my life
Maddie: we know
Buck: you've been giving us daily updates
Ravi: shut the fuck up I'm excited
May: gross
Ravi: I can take away your maid of honour priveleges
May: no please I'm sorry
Ravi: what else is there to do
Buck: clears throat
Maddie: oh god here we go
Buck: fight me
Buck: only thing left to do is pick up the flowers really but that's gotta be done the day before
Ravi: oh fr slay
Buck: there's a couple more things to do but Eddie and I are going to do it after shift next week
Eddie: We are?
Buck: yeah?? it's on the calendar??
Eddie: Since when do you put stuff on there
Buck: since you told me off for not
May: divorce 3.0
Ravi: divorce 20492384390.0 atp
May: lmfao fr
Ravi: al and I are actually getting married and we're still not the most insufferable couple out of this fuckass family
Buck: kys 🍅🍅
~ Maddie and Buck ~
Buck: MADDIE
Maddie: ugh what
Buck: rude
Buck: there's this really fancy restaurant I really want to take Eddie at some point can you look after Chris please please please
Maddie: since when do you take Eddie to fancy restaurant
Maddie: since when do you GO to fancy restaurants
Buck: since now
Maddie: wait a fucking minute
Maddie: are you proposing
Buck: really?? you too 😒😒
Maddie: what do you mean
Buck: every time I say we're going somewhere alone together Hen and Chim ask that
Maddie: lol
Maddie: speaking of
Maddie: how's work without Bobby
Buck: horrible
Buck: Hen split us up for chores
Maddie: aw :(
Buck: I know 😔
Maddie: no I meant it sarcastically
Buck: fuck you
Maddie: lmao
Maddie: first shift with May tomorrow though, you looking forward to that?
Buck: not as much as Ravi is
Maddie: well no they're best friends
Buck: I'm going to get bullied
Buck: more than I already do
Maddie: poor you
Buck: 🖕
Maddie: <3
~ Wine Night ~
Eddie: Is this a safe space
Maddie: no
Karen: no
Athena: No
Eddie: :(
Maddie: :)
Karen: :)
Athena: :)
Athena: What's up Eddie?
Eddie: I am not a fan of Blaze
Maddie: because you're scared of him?
Eddie: Oh my fucking god I was SEVEN and the dog was TALLER THAN ME of course I was fucking scared of it
Karen: lol
Maddie: lol
Athena: Lol
Karen: why aren't you a fan of Blaze
Eddie: I keep trying to have a conversation with and cuddle my boyfriend and other things I shouldn't say with Maddie here but he keeps getting on the bed and Buck thinks it's fucking hilarious
Maddie: lmao
Maddie: you
Maddie:
Karen reacted 😂
Athena reacted 😂
Eddie reacted 🖕
Eddie: I don't know how people think you and Buck aren't siblings 😒
Maddie: 😌
Athena: Why don't you tell Buck you don't want Blaze on the bed
Eddie: Why don't I lie in a ditch and die
Maddie: jesus christ
Karen: how long has this been going on
Eddie: Since he moved back in
Maddie: A YEAR?
Eddie: 10 months and 9 days
Eddie: Not that I'm counting
Maddie: omfg
Karen: why are you only bringing it up now
Eddie: I feel uncomfortable talking about that with Maddie here
Karen: so it's sex related
Eddie: Maybe
Karen: ah
Maddie: just tell him what's the worst he's going to do
~ Karen and Eddie ~
Eddie: We haven't had sex in WEEKS
Karen: lmao rip
Eddie: :/
Karen: just tell him
Eddie: No
Karen: I hate you gay people
Eddie: Homophobic
~ Buck's favourite lesbians ~
Buck: anyone know if Eddie is mad at me and why
Buck: he says he's not but I don't believe him
Karen: he's annoyed that you keep letting Blaze on the bed
Buck: he said he didn't care 😭
Buck: thank you ig 😒
Karen: :)
Hen: why is he annoyed at that
Karen: apparently he's cockblocking
Buck: oh my god he's such a drama queen
Buck: if it was his dog I wouldn't complain 😒
Karen: that's because it's Eddie
Hen: that's because it's a dog
Hen: both, really
Buck: I don't like either of you
Hen: watch it Buckaroo I can you put you on chores you hate
Buck: no pls chores are already hell
Karen: I thought you liked chores
Buck: not since SOMEONE split Eddie and I up
Hen: you spent more time yapping than you did cleaning
Buck: Bobby never had a problem with it 😒
Hen: because you're his favourite of course he didn't
Buck: :D
Buck: oh btw did you get my message about tomorrow
Hen: no?
~ oneGAYteen ~
Hen adds May
Ravi: HEY GIRL
May: OMG HEY
May: is this the promised land
Buck: yes 🙂↕️
Hen: did you send whatever message you're talking about in here Buck?
Buck: yeah?
Buck: oh it didn't send mb
Buck: I'll be late tomorrow
May: for my first shift 💔
Buck: yeppers
Ravi: so rude
Eddie: Hi May
May: hiiii
Eddie: replies to 'I'll be la…' Why?
Buck: so you complain about me not reading the calendar and now you don't read it...
Eddie: There's nothing on there??
Buck: lmao ik it's a secret
Chim: Is it the same thing Maddie has on
Buck: I don't do EVERYTHING with my sister yk
May: I don't believe you
Chim: Oh hi May
May: hii
Harry: ugh
Harry: I forgot about you
May: 🖕
Hen: government groupchat remember
May: mb
~ Leprechauns ~
Chim: So is it the same thing?
Buck: I already said no
Chim: There was no 'no'
Buck: I said I don't do everything with her that's very clearly a no
Hen: no it's not
Buck: yes it is
Maddie: what's going on?
Buck: Chim thinks we're going to the same thing tomorrow morning
Maddie: I'm going out to breakfast with Josh and Linda so no
Josh: :)
Maddie: what are you doing Buck
Buck: it's sort of about the thing I asked you earlier but don't tell anyone
Maddie: pick up the phone right now
Buck: no
Maddie: Evan. Now.
Buck: :(
Ravi: 🍿
Andy: 🍿
Albert: 🍿
May: 🍿
Karen: 🍿
Josh: 🍿
Hen: 🍿
Eddie: 🍿