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Amyra-> cup of china! @triplequads
CANNOT believe we are getting skater AND coach Viktor simultaneously this season
Amyra-> cup of china! @triplequads
replying to @triplequads
If I was yakov I’d slap the shit out of him
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
Christophe Giacometti THREATENS to skate for another season!
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
Can @v-nikiforov fight
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
replying to @stepenlambolero
#NEEDTHAT
Lindaaa @mishasoutsideedge
Speaking of Viktor are we SURE he is actually competing this season while also coaching or...
Vik #1 loverboy @VIKTORYISMINE
replying to @mishasoutsideedge
If anyone can handle being a coach and a competitor it’s vik
Lindaaa @mishasoutsideedge
replying to @VIKTORYISMINE
Idk if you want to call what he does “coaching.”
Claudia @Maomisser9000
Mila Babicheva 2017 GPF champion. I can feel it in my bones. It's coming.
Enemy of the ISU @ bisexuality_on_ice
Oh no the program announcements are rolling in. prayer circle everyone!
Madeline @quintloops
Cleansing your tl before it's filled with evil energy
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
Yuri pl*setsky skating to linkin park........fork found in kitchen
Claudia @Maomisser9000
JJ recycling his free skate???
Claudia @Maomisser9000
replying to @Maomisser9000
JJ Leroy
Lindsay!! At SkAm!!! @joppedaxel
What if viktor comes back just to skate to something like...bolero
Carolina Kostner stan account @stanloena
replying to @joppedaxel
Dont fucking say this please
Carolina Kostner stan account @stanloena
replying to @joppedaxel
Im serious bolero ate my entire family. I have nothing left
RUSfed News @rusfsgossips
Viktor Nikiforov: “It was important for me to skate to a piece of music I deeply connect to for my comeback season. This is why Bolero is the perfect choice for my short program…”
Click our profile to read the full translation!
Carolina Kostner stan account @stanloena
replying to @rusfsgossips
@joppedaxel YOU. YOU DID THIS
Lindsay!! At SkAm!!! @joppedaxel
replying to @stanloena and @rusfsgossips
Oh my god
Noelle @emilnekolas
My #goat emil would never betray me like this
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
Program announcement!
Emil Nekola CZE
SP: Cruel Angel’s Thesis (choreo: Shae-Lynn Bourne)
FS: Fly me to the Moon (choreo: David Wilson)
Noelle @emilnekolas
replying to @insider.skating.twt
Exactly exactly exactly
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
Program announcement!
Yuuri Katsuki JPN
SP: Moulin Rouge (choreo Viktor Nikiforov)
FS: Turandot (choreo Viktor Nikiforov)
Liz @chulanontism
replying to @insider.skating.twt
Literally why are viktuuri doing warhoses this season... Where is the whimsy. What happened to creativity.
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
Program announcement!
Seung-gil Lee KOR
SP: Les Miserables (choreo Misha Ge)
FS: Carmen (choreo Benoit Richaud)
Liz @chulanontism
replying to @insider.skating.twt
Jesus christ what is going on
Amyra -> cup of china! @triplequads
Y'all defending georgi popovich like police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism at his LA home that he sold in 2013
Claudia @Maomisser9000
Sara Crispino. Just one chance. Please just one
Claudia @Maomisser9000
Who reported that tweet
Claudia @Maomisser9000
replying to @Maomisser9000
Who reported my account oh my god?
Madeleine @quintloops
replying to @Maomisser9000
Rookie mistake tweeting her full name when #he is lurking
Noelle @emilnekolas
I’m going to hire an etsy witch to curse everyone so my goat emil wins the gpf by default. He deserves this W
Louis @yonkaiten_flutz
WHO UP SKATING THEY CANADA
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
Figure skating is taking me to places I never thought I would visit even with a gun (Regina Saskatchewan)
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
replying to @Denissvasilbot
Same...
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
I’m at the mens practice rn and the ice looks…wet?
Lindaaa @mishasoutsideedge
replying to @Denissvasilbot
It’s ice?
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
replying to @mishasoutsideedge
No...wet in the bad way
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
PRACTICE NOTES:
Altin: 2A, 2A, 3S(q,fall), 3S, 2S (<<2ft), 3S, 3Lz(e?), 3Lz2T, 3Lo(fall), 2A3T2T, 3F, 3F3T(q), 2A (<), 3F, 3Lz2T, 1S, 2F2T, 1A (<<, 2ft), 3Lo(q,fall), 3S(q), 3Lz(fall)
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
PRACTICE NOTES:
De la Iglesia: 1F, 3Lz(q), 2lz1Eu3S, 1A, 1A, 2A (fall), 3T (hangs on), 4T (ur, hand down)
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
PRACTICE NOTES:
Popovich: 3Lo (fall), 1Lo, 0A, 3A, 2S, 3S (hand down), 3lz, 2F3T, 0A, 0A, 1A
Enemy of the ISU @bisexuality_on_ice
Uhmmmmmm...why are the men already flopping when the competition hasn't even started
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
Okay viktor’s about to do his bolero runthrough LET’S FUCKING GOOOO
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
THE KING HAS FALLEN? ON A POPPED AXEL?
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
NO WAYYY
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
IM SORRY EVERYONE BUT I LAUGHED WHEN I HEARD THAT ANKLE SNAP
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
uhm he's fallen and he can't get up?
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
Medical team is on the ice! Yakov Feltsman and Yuuri Katsuki are both rinkside. Feltsman appears to be physically restraining Katsuki.
Enemy of the ISU @bisexuality_on_ice
replying to @insider.skating.twt
Why is Yuuri there when he's assigned to NHK and Skate America?
Lindaaa @mishasoutsideedge
replying to @bisexuality_on_ice
Idk how to tell you this...
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
I'm hearing word that Viktor is being taken to the rink's first aid area.
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
replying to @insider.skating.twt
Katsuki and Feltsman are no longer rinkside.
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
BREAKING: Viktor Nikiforov (RUS) withdraws from Skate Canada due to an ankle injury.
Trending:
Viktor Nikiforov
Skate Canada
WHAT
BOLERO FUCKING KILLED HIM
#NIKIFOROVSTRONG
Park Jimin
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
I cant believe viktor fucking nikiforov’s career just ended in REGINA this might be the funniest day of my LIFE
Claudia @Maomisser9000
replying to @Denissvasilbot
Hold on we don’t know if this is career-ending
Carolina Kostner stan account @stanloena
replying to @Denissvasilbot
He’s recovered from ankle injuries before???
Amyra -> cup of china! @triplequads
replying to @Denissvasilbot and @stanloena
Idk he’s nearly 30 I think the writing is on the wall
Claudia @Maomisser9000
replying to @Denissvasilbot and @triplequads
Figure skating fans try not to be ageist challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
Amyra -> cup of china! @triplequads
Have you considered that viktor nikiforov’s birth certificate is from the soviet union
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
maybe if Viktor Nikiforov did THIS
Lindaaa @mishasoutsideedge
The Living Legend #NIKIFOROVSTRONG
Lindsay!! At SkAm!!! @joppedaxel
I mean. Did we ACTUALLY expect the man to successfully compete AND coach his fellow competitor-cum-loverboy for an entire season
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
replying to @joppedaxel
Haha cum
RUSfed News @rusfsgossips
“That old man got what was coming for him,” Yuri Plisetsky on Viktor Nikiforov’s injury and withdrawal from the Grand Prix.
Click our profile to see the full translation!
Noelle @emilnekolas
replying to @rusfsgossips
WHAT IS HIS PROBLEMMMM
Jimmy @katsukisser
@ISU @Canada @CanadianPM @POTUS @CIA @Pontifex @UNhumanrights @ladygaga PLEASE INVESTIGATE SKATE CANADA NOW
Jimmy @katsukisser
replying to @katsukisser
Uhm guys why did yuuri katsuki like this tweet
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
replying to @katsukisser
He...he remembered his Twitter password?
Louis @yonkaiten_flutz
replying to @katsukisser and @stepenlambolero
He hasn't posted since 2011
Yuuri Katsuki 
@y.katsuki
Respond to my DM.
Noelle @emilnekolas
I’m going to hire an etsy witch to curse everyone so my goat emil wins the gpf by default
Claudia @Maomisser9000
Why is my entire feed yuuri katsuki retweeting death threats towards skate canada
Evan Bates Outlives @evanoutlives
Evan Bates' career has outlived Yuuri Katsuki's Twitter drought. Yuuri has tweeted for the first time since 2011.
Enemy of the ISU 
@bisexuality_on_ice
Y**R* K*TS*K* IS SCREENSHOTTING TWEETS, POSTING THEM ON MAIN, AND BLOCKING THE POSTERS???
Enemy of the ISU
replying to @bisexuality_on_ice
EVERYONE GO ON PRIV NEOWWW
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
I know this is probably low priority but minami kenjirou is commenting on everything katsuki posts with heart emojis
Louis @yonkaiten_flutz
replying to @stepenlambolero
He thinks he is me
Noelle @emilnekolas
Just got an etsy witch protection spell AMA
Amyra-> cup of china! @triplequads
Did your husband know him @y.katsuki
Amyra-> cup of china! @triplequads
replying to @triplequads
he blocked me
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
Yuuri katsuki blocked me hope i die
Louis @yonkaiten_flutz
replying to @Denissvasilbot
You literally deserved it...
Lindsay!! At SkAm!!! @joppedaxel
replying to @Denissvasilbot
Go priv NOW he screenshot a tweet you wrote about viktor like 2 years ago and posted it on main
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
replying to @joppedaxel
which one...........
Lindsay!! At SkAm!!! @joppedaxel
replying to @Denissvasilbot
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
Was hoping vik would retire after getting that sochi ogm but noooooo the twink has greed they talk about in the bible
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
Overheard Skate Canada staff discussing escorting the zamboni drivers to a safe room.
Madeleine @quintloops
replying to @insider.skating.twt
if you care about the safety of the zamboni drivers you'll delete this
Phichit! @phichit+chu
Noelle @emilnekolas
yuuri katsuki while viktor gets a simple ankle cast
Liz @chulanontism
Yuuri Katsuki
Lindaaa @mishasoutsideedge
Y**ri K*ts*ki
Trending:
YUURI KATSUKI
#ANKLEGATE
SKATE CANADA
VIKTOR NIKIFOROV
#NIKIFOROVSTRONG
Park Jimin
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
BREAKING: Anonymous sources within the ISU claim that Viktor Nikiforov might be out for the entire season.
Madeleine @quintloops
replying to @insider.skating.twt
Where’s that person who hired the etsy witches to curse the gp field. Can someone check in on them real quick
Vik #1 loverboy @VIKTORYISMINE
replying to @insider.skating.twt
This might actually be the worst day of my life.
Evan Bates Outlives @evanoutlives
Evan Bates' career has outlived Viktor Nikiforov's competitive figure skating career. Viktor is the reigning Olympic champion, 2010 Olympic silver medalist, 5x world champion, 5x grand prix final champion, and 8x European champion, amongst other accolades.
Vik #1 loverboy @VIKTORYISMINE
replying to @evanoutlives
CALM DOWN HE HASN'T RELEASED A STATEMENT YET HE'LL BE BACK
Amyra-> cup of china! @triplequads
replying to @VIKTORYISMINE
Lindaaa @mishasoutsideedge
Is it too soon to say Viktor Nikiforov completes his season with a SCINTILLATING 0% landing rate on the 3A
Jimmy @katsukisser
Viktor Nikiforov out all season so I blocked @ISU and @rozanov81
Ilya Rozanov
replying to @katsukisser
You forgot to hit the button
Ilya Rozanov
replying to @katsukisser
Also I do not know this man
Madeleine @quintloops
replying to @rozanov81 and @katsukisser
We literally have you in 4k watching the men's short program at the 2014 Olympics where Viktor broke a world record but okay
Jimmy @katsukisser
replying to @quintloops
I’m shaking where did you even get this photo
Ilya Rozanov @rozanov81
Every day i have beautiful japanese men in my dms telling me i should be hunted for sport #blessed #thankful
Ilya Rozanov @rozanov81
@y.katsuki @haydenpike told me that viktor is flop loser
Ilya Rozanov @rozanov81
he blocked me :((
Trending
#ANKLEGATE
Viktor Nikiforov
Yuuri Katsuki
Ilya Rozanov
Sochi 2014
Park Jimin
Lindaaa @mishasoutsideedge
Oh no. This is breaching containment.
Claudia @Maomisser9000
Get these hockey fans out of our house!!! This is a family dispute leave us ALONE!!!
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
Advance warning to anyone thinking about clicking the translate button on literally any of Yuuri's Japanese tweets right now: they're like 10x more violent than his English ones
Daniel @triplebrayden
I understand that Viktuuri have to go viral every 3 months or else they’ll break out in hives but could they PLEASE consider going viral for their SKATING instead of whatever this is.
Louis @yonkaiten_flutz
replying to @triplebrayden
#toosoon #ripviktor #anklegate
Daniel @Triplebrayden
replying to @yonkaiten_flutz
Yuuri blocked me.
Jimmy @katsukisser
Yuuri Katsuki public crashout on twitter was NOT on my bingo card for this year
Madeleine @quintloops
hello my name is viktor dimitrievich nikiforov i have 5 million dollars 200 gold medals and a beautiful husband who will defend me to the death girl fuck you
Vik #1 loverboy @VIKTORYISMINE
VIKTOR POSTED A VIDEO ON INSTA
Vik #1 loverboy @VIKTORYISMINE
His little “hi guys~!” while literally getting medical attention im experiencing cute aggression
Amyra -> cup of china! @triplequads
viktor nikiforov millenial pause I said yeah I bet
Louis @yonkaiten_flutz
@v-nikiforov Get well soon GOAT!!!
Vik #1 loverboy @VIKTORYISMINE
We’ll wait for you, Viktor!
Liz @chulanontism
Do you think we can do an ankle transplant? I’ll volunteer
Lindsay!! At SkAm!!! @joppedaxel
replying to @chulanontism
you'll give up your ankle…for bolero?
Liz @chulanontism
replying to @joppedaxel
Come on you KNOW the viktolero was going to be GROUNDBREAKING
Lindsay!! At SkAm!!! @joppedaxel
replying to @chulanontism
More like anklebreaking
Carolina Kostner stan account @stanloena
His ankle cast matching his costume…………..i love gay people
Carolina Kostner stan account @stanloena
replying to @stanloena
Literally where did he get those rhinestones
Madeleine @quintloops
Did anyone else see yuuri in the background of that insta video glued to his phone
Amyra -> cup of china! @triplequads
replying to @quintloops
Better yet have we clocked Yakov in the back with his head in his hands
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
FOOTAGE OF YUURI BEING #ATLARGE ON TWITTER
Enemy of the ISU @ bisexuality_on_ice
Anyone else nervous because He stopped retweeting stuff
Enemy of the ISU
Replying to @ bisexuality_on_ice
clam before the storm or whatever they say
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
The feeling at the skate canada practice session is absolutely electric right now…and by that I mean everyone who is here is silently scrolling on their phones.
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
Replying to @stepenlambolero
Not a single skater on the ice…just a handful of people experiencing a collective sense of impending doom. Everyone just living in the moment.
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
Replying to @stepenlambolero
do you have a charger I can borrow
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
BREAKING: Yuuri Katsuki (JPN) is calling a solo press conference at Skate Canada. It will begin in 30 minutes.
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
Replying to @ insider.skating.twt
Not sure if he can actually do this but I don't think anyone is really going to try to stop him.
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
Replying to @insider.skating.twt
Skate Canada staff are giving him a lot of space right now.
Daniel @triplebrayden
Replying to @insider.skating.twt
Is the rest of the men’s practice still happening?
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
Replying to @triplebrayden
No one has dared step on the ice since #anklegate began.
Claudia @Maomisser9000
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
BREAKING: NADO (Italian body of WADA) announces that Michele Crispino is under investigation after failing a routine doping test.
Noelle
replying to @insider.skating.twt
WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS RIGHT NOW!
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
About to livestream #anklegate
Link: SLIME TUTORIAL NO GLUE NO BORAX
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
If you saw me sneak into the press conference. No you didn’t
Lindsay!! At SkAm!!! @joppedaxel
replying to @Denissvasilbot
Attending the y**** anklegate press conference just hours after being blocked by the man is…audacious
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
Yuuri is smiling so that’s probably a good sign!!!
Lindaaa @mishaoutsideedge
Sometimes all you need is a little 1 hour public twitter and instagram crashout session to take the edge off. Who are we to judge.
Louis @yonkaiten_flutz
What a cutie patootie #NEEDTHAT #JUSTONECHANCE
Lindaaa @mishaoutsideedge
Uhmmm...
Lindaaa @mishaoutsideedge
replying to @mishasoutsideedge
Never let them know your next move I guess!
Amyra -> cup of china! @triplequads
"we will get to the bottom of this" has anyone told yuuri that his fiance injured himself orrrrrr
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
Y**** acting like someone tonya hardinged his man
Lindaaa @mishasoutsideedge
Why does he sound like he is doing a cartoon supervillain monologue.
Liz @chulanontism
Please why is katsuki calling for a full investigation into the isu while his coachiance is cheesing and flashing peace signs on his insta stories
Liz @chulanontism
replying to @chulanontism
@v-nikiforov GET YOUR MAN PLEASE WE'RE SCARED
Louis @yonkaiten_flutz
He’s really hot when he is mad. We should do this more often
Phichit!
Replying to @ yonkaiten_flutz
NO WE SHOULD NOT
Louis @yonkaiten_flutz
Replying to @ phichit+chu
PHICHIT??????????????????
Noelle @emilnekolas
All love and light to the world but literally what about this situation requires an investigation
Lindaaa @mishasoutsideedge
Do you think he believes the etsy witch thing is real? @emilnekolas
Noelle
replying to @mishasoutsideedge
Someone please wake me up from this nightmare
Amyra -> cup of china! @triplequads
I guess this explains the zamboni driver safe room thing from earlier
Amyra -> cup of china! @triplequads
replying to @triplequads
Congratulations to Yuuri Katsuki for becoming the first figure skater to put a grand prix event on lockdown #borntomakehistory
Lindsay!! At SkAm!!! @joppedaxel
under normal circumstances his coaching team would stop him from doing this but...his coaching team is viktor nikiforov
Lindsay!! At SkAm!!! @joppedaxel
replying to @joppedaxel
Starting to think viktor might be enjoying this
Madeleine @quintloops
@ skate canada do you need the help of an adult (Yakov Feltsman)
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
Yuuri just pointed to someone in the crowd and then at the sky.
Lexie! @Denissvasilbot
i think y**** might actually be threatening my life
Amyra -> cup of china! @ triplequads
Replying to @ Denissvasilbot
Graduating from twitter blocking to real life blocking at record speed
Lindsay!! At SkAm!!! @ joppedaxel
Replying to @ Denissvasilbot
You NEED to get out of there bestie
Jimmy @katsukisser
they are calling him the scariest man in figure skating history
Phichit! @phichit+chu
IDK how Yuuri is having a meltdown in my Whatsapp messages while also doing a press conference
Hiroya @stepenlambolero
replying to @phichit+chu
He's holding his phone and tapping without looking at it. He won't break eye contact with the press, specifically a reporter from CBC
Phichit!@phichit+chu
Speaking of the press conference: I tried to stop him. Please believe me
Otabek
You did no such thing. You were were enabling him.
RUSfed News @rusfsgossips
Yuri Plisetsky: “None of this will matter when I take home another Grand Prix Champion title.”
Click our profile to read the full translation!
Enemy of the ISU
replying to @rusfsgossips
Aight man
Viktor @goldenboyyy
do u think he likes me
Chris
replying to @goldenboyyy
Get your fucking dog
Viktor
replying to @giacumetitty
He don't bite :)))
Viktor
replying to @giacumetitty and @goldenboyyy
Actually nvm he does <3
Cao
replying to @goldenboyyy
I leave for ONE season
Mila
replying to @goldenboyyy
I'm going to say something homophobic
LEO! @ayalaverga
can someone ask yuuri to stop tweeting so fast, I have to screenshot everything and send it to guang hong because he doesn't have twitter
Chris
replying to @ayalaverga
Aren’t you at the rink right now? Where he is? Go ask him yourself?
LEO!
replying to @giacumetitty
Bek and I are hiding in a supply closet with the zamboni guys
Chris
replying to @ayalaverga
What
LEO!
replying to @giacumetitty
I made eye contact with him and it was the scariest moment of my life
Not phichit @hampterofficial
@goldenboyyy TELL HIM TO STOP???
Viktor
replying to @hampterofficial
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
Yakov Feltsman has left the first aid area and is answering questions.
James Holzhauer @insider.skating.twt
replying to @insider.skating.twt
He is refusing to answer questions about Yuuri and is avoiding giving details about Viktor's condition.
RUSfed News @rusfsgossips
Yakov Feltsman: “Yuuri Katsuki is not my student. The situation with Yuuri Katsuki is none of my business."
Click our profile to read the full translation!
Carolina Kostner stan account @stanloena
replying to @rusfsgossips
Girl I guess!
RUSfed News @rusfsgossips
Yakov Feltsman: "This is what happens when a coach does not properly teach his student about public relations and crisis management.”
Click our profile to read the full translation!
Claudia @Maomisser9000
replying to @rusfsgossips
Didn't he just say the situation isn't his business
Daniel @triplebrayden
Replying to @rusfsgossips
Maybe if you taught your student how to not be a walking PR disaster, he wouldn’t teach his student to be a walking PR disaster.
Louis @yonkaiten_flutz
Replying to @triplebrayden and @rusfsgossips
#toosoon #ripviktor #anklegate #hecantwalk